One Liners Flashcards
0
Q
Remember its not how high are you?
A
It’s Hi how are you?
1
Q
Fighting for peace,
A
Is like screwing for virginity.
2
Q
I’ve decided that in order to raise my grades,
A
I must lower my standards.
3
Q
I don’t have a fear if heights.
A
I do, however, have a fear if falling from heights.
4
Q
I let my mind wander,
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and it never came back.
5
Q
Behind every successful man
A
Is a surprised woman.
6
Q
She’s like an old shoe.
A
Everything is worn out but the tongue.
7
Q
If you shouldn’t drink and drive,
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Why do bars have parking lots?
8
Q
Nude show:
A
How does a nude show have a dress rehearsal?
9
Q
Hollywood marriages:
A
In Hollywood, a marriage is successful if it outlasts milk.
