Larceny Trick

Question 0

You tell your friend you’re gonna do a trick. Now whatever you do, don’t tell ‘em you just bought this special deck at the swap meet. That’ll ruin the fun.

Answer 0

You tell your friend you’re gonna do a trick. Now whatever you do, don’t tell ‘em you just bought this special deck at the swap meet. That’ll ruin the fun.

Question 1

Now, there’s one last trick I’d like to do show ya. It’s in the instructions and it’s another great way to steal money. Win money, win money.

Answer 1

Now, there’s one last trick I’d like to show ya. It’s in the instructions and it’s another great way to steal money. Win money, win money.

Question 2

Young man help me out, you’re gonna be the sucker, I mean the friend, the friend.

Answer 2

Young man help me out, you’re gonna be the sucker, I mean the friend, the friend.

Question 3

Have your friend reach in and choose a card, anyone he’d like.

Answer 3

Have your friend reach in and choose a card, anyone he’d like.

Question 4

Now try not to laugh too hard, you know he’s gonna get that king

Answer 4

Now try not to laugh too hard, you know he’s gonna get that king

Question 5

Now don’t YOU look at it just have HIM look at it, put it back in the deck and then close that deck up.

Answer 5

Now don’t YOU look at it just have HIM look at it, put it back in the deck and then close that deck up.

Question 6

Next, look your friend square in the eye and say, when I snap my fingers your card is gonna jump to the top.

Answer 6

Next, look your friend square in the eye and say, when I snap my fingers your card is gonna jump to the top.

Question 7

Well, let me tell ya, your friend’s gonna look at ya awful strange.

Answer 7

Well, let me tell ya, your friend’s gonna look at ya awful strange.

Question 8

Now ya pick the card up by the edges, don’t slide it off. Follow the instructions that come with the deck.

Answer 8

Now ya pick the card up by the edges, don’t slide it off. Follow the instructions that come with the deck.

Question 9

Tell your friend, “There’s your card there the # of —. Put it back on the deck and NOW slide it off.

Answer 9

Tell your friend, “There’s your card there the # of —. Put it back on the deck and NOW slide it off.

Question 10

Bet him the $7 you spent for the deck that that’s his card.

Answer 10

Bet him the $7 you spent for the deck that that’s his card.

Question 11

And let me tell ya, if your friend picked a king, once you lay down that # of —, he’ll rip a hole in his pocket comin’ up with that seven dollars. Don’t laugh, I’ve seen them tear their underwear they get so excited.

Answer 11

And let me tell ya, if your friend picked a king, once you lay down that # of —, he’ll rip a hole in his pocket comin’ up with that seven dollars. Don’t laugh, I’ve seen them tear their underwear they get so excited.

Question 12

Go ahead, turn that # over. Your deck is paid for because NOW it’s the king.

Answer 12

Go ahead, turn that # over. Your deck is paid for because NOW it’s the king.

Question 13

But what if the guy’s a sore loser, says “you know what, I didn’t take a king.”

Answer 13

But what if the guy’s a sore loser, says “you know what, I didn’t take a king.”

Question 14

Don’t call him a liar, that would be rude. Just turn that deck around, run it backwards.

Answer 14

Don’t call him a liar, that would be rude. Just turn that deck around, run it backwards.

Question 15

Say to the guy, “Well, if you didn’t take the king, do me a favor, point to the card you did take. He’s gonna have an awful time in that deck.”

Answer 15

Say to the guy, “Well, if you didn’t take the king, do me a favor, point to the card you did take. He’s gonna have an awful time in that deck.”

Question 16

Now once you got him convinced he’s been had by a deck of kings, bet the guy another couple a bucks that its an ordinary deck

Answer 16

Now once you got him convinced he’s been had by a deck of kings, bet the guy another couple a bucks that its an ordinary deck

Question 17

Turn’em around, run ‘em forward, and I promise he’ll quit drinkin’ whatever it was he was drinkin’

Answer 17

Turn’em around, run ‘em forward, and I promise he’ll quit drinkin’ whatever it was he was drinkin’

Question 18

Well that’s another trick, I could go on and on. It would take me all day to do ‘em all.

Answer 18

Well that’s another trick, I could go on and on. It would take me all day to do ‘em all.

Question 19

By now you can see how great the deck is. By now you can see how easy it is to fool your friends and family. Just go ahead, I talk too much, call out or raise your hand if you want one. Now’s the time, take out 8. It’s cheaper than a movie and a heck of a lot more fun.

Answer 19

By now you can see how great the deck is. By now you can see how easy it is to fool your friends and family. Just go ahead, I talk too much, call out or raise your hand if you want one. Now’s the time, take out 8. It’s cheaper than a movie and a heck of a lot more fun.

Question 20

Contractually speaking when the sand in this timer runs out I must stop taking money. Don’t miss out on the best deal at the swap meet. Its hours of fun that’s guaranteed to amaze and amuse, confound and confuse. Beat the clock. You only have seconds remaining before this deal vanishes into thin air. Avoid disappointment and future regret. Now’s the time to stand and deliver. Take out 8 and send it on up. Cheaper than a movie and your friends’ll think you’re groovy. (If it runs out turn it back over: As I said folks, once the timer runs out I cannot take anymore money. Ist verboten, es prohibido, sa interdite! Don’t blame me my boss makes the rules, including when I get paid. Right now he pays me weekly, very weakly.)

Answer 20

Contractually speaking when the sand in this timer runs out I must stop taking money. Don’t miss out on the best deal at the swap meet. Its hours of fun that’s guaranteed to amaze and amuse, confound and confuse. Beat the clock. You only have seconds remaining before this deal vanishes into thin air. Avoid disappointment and future regret. Now’s the time to stand and deliver. Take out 8 and send it on up. Cheaper than a movie and your friends’ll think you’re groovy. (If it runs out turn it back over: As I said folks, once the timer runs out I cannot take anymore money. Ist verboten, es prohibido, sa interdite! Don’t blame me my boss makes the rules, including when I get paid. Right now he pays me weekly, very weakly.)

Question 21

Buy one for yourself, one for your kids, your grandkids, adopted kids, step kids, your dog’s kids. They make great gifts and they improve popularity. Why just last year I was voted most popular at an out of state correctional institute. Take one home today, you’ll be the hit of the party tomorrow. They’ll hit ya with tables, and chairs, and pizza pans, you name it.

Answer 21

Buy one for yourself, one for your kids, your grandkids, adopted kids, step kids, your dog’s kids. They make great gifts and they improve popularity. Why just last year I was voted most popular at an out of state correctional institute. Take one home today, you’ll be the hit of the party tomorrow. They’ll hit ya with tables, and chairs, and pizza pans, you name it.

Question 22

Now’s the time folks. Avoid disappointment and future regret. Send up 8, it’s gonna be great. Don’t wait for the guy next to ya he might be broke. If you don’t buy a deck today you’ll be sorry when you’re sober, I mean when this is over.

Answer 22

Now’s the time folks. Avoid disappointment and future regret. Send up 8, it’s gonna be great. Don’t wait for the guy next to ya he might be broke. If you don’t buy a deck today you’ll be sorry when you’re sober, I mean when this is over.

Question 23

Don’t be left on the sidelines folks. Everyone knows you only regret the things you don’t do, not the things you do do. Do what you wanna do. Take out 8 and send it on up.

Answer 23

Don’t be left on the sidelines folks. Everyone knows you only regret the things you don’t do, not the things you do do. Do what you wanna do. Take out 8 and send it on up.