Fuzzle Pitch Flashcards
Why he’s a funny…
Why he’s a funny, fuzzy, furry little creature. And you can teach him to do all kinds a tricks.
Hey Come on over…
Hey Come on over it’s Freddy The Fuzzle. He’s Cute and Cuddly.
Here let’s put him in a glass.
Here let’s put him in a glass.
Come on Freddy, do your thing….
Come on Freddy, do your thing
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
Hey! One more time Freddy…
Hey! One more time. Hey! You’re doin’ a fine Freddy.
Come on. Let’s go…
Come on. Let’s go.
Around a wand, or a pencil.
Here, I’m gonna put him in the glass…
Here, I’m gonna put him in the glass one more time and hypnotize him.
Freddy sleep…
Freddy sleep. sleep. Deep sleep.
Ahhhh, Freddy’s in a deep hypnotic trance…
Ahhhh, Freddy’s in a deep hypnotic trance.
Young man when I count to three say “Wake up Freddy.”
Young man when I count to three say “Wake up Freddy.”
Ya ready? One, Two, Three…
Ya ready? One, Two, Three. Kids you’re crazier’n I am.
But maybe not, look, here comes Freddy…
But maybe not, look, here comes Freddy. He’s off and running like a Volkswagen on the freeway.
Here, let me put him in the glass one last time.
Here, let me put him in the glass one last time.
Freddy gimme a kiss would ya?…
Freddy gimme a kiss would ya? Come on. Pmm Pmm Pmm. Gimme a kiss. Good boy.
You could put him in your pocket…
You could put him in your pocket, bring him out anytime ya like, teach him all kinds a tricks.
Now my uncle Ned likes to take him to restaurants and scare the waitresses…
Now my uncle Ned likes to take him to restaurants and scare the waitresses. He always was the kidder in the family.
Now Freddy’s not alive, you don’t have to feed him…
Now Freddy’s not alive, you don’t have to feed him. And there’s no need to potty train him, that’s a plus you know. No not my uncle Ned, Freddy.
There he is old Freddy The Fuzzle, he’s cute and cuddly…
There he is old Freddy The Fuzzle, he’s cute and cuddly. Here, we’re gonna put him back in my pocket, put him to sleep, and do some card tricks, so gather round.
We’re gonna have some fun, do a little magic, watch.
We’re gonna have some fun, do a little magic, watch.
