Fuzzle Pitch

Question 0

Why he’s a funny…

Answer 0

Why he’s a funny, fuzzy, furry little creature. And you can teach him to do all kinds a tricks.

Question 1

Hey Come on over…

Answer 1

Hey Come on over it’s Freddy The Fuzzle. He’s Cute and Cuddly.

Question 2

Here let’s put him in a glass.

Answer 2

Here let’s put him in a glass.

Question 3

Come on Freddy, do your thing….

Answer 3

Come on Freddy, do your thing

Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.

Question 4

Hey! One more time Freddy…

Answer 4

Hey! One more time. Hey! You’re doin’ a fine Freddy.

Question 5

Come on. Let’s go…

Answer 5

Come on. Let’s go.

Around a wand, or a pencil.

Question 6

Here, I’m gonna put him in the glass…

Answer 6

Here, I’m gonna put him in the glass one more time and hypnotize him.

Question 7

Freddy sleep…

Answer 7

Freddy sleep. sleep. Deep sleep.

Question 8

Ahhhh, Freddy’s in a deep hypnotic trance…

Answer 8

Ahhhh, Freddy’s in a deep hypnotic trance.

Question 9

Young man when I count to three say “Wake up Freddy.”

Answer 9

Young man when I count to three say “Wake up Freddy.”

Question 10

Ya ready? One, Two, Three…

Answer 10

Ya ready? One, Two, Three. Kids you’re crazier’n I am.

Question 11

But maybe not, look, here comes Freddy…

Answer 11

But maybe not, look, here comes Freddy. He’s off and running like a Volkswagen on the freeway.

Question 12

Here, let me put him in the glass one last time.

Answer 12

Here, let me put him in the glass one last time.

Question 13

Freddy gimme a kiss would ya?…

Answer 13

Freddy gimme a kiss would ya? Come on. Pmm Pmm Pmm. Gimme a kiss. Good boy.

Question 14

You could put him in your pocket…

Answer 14

You could put him in your pocket, bring him out anytime ya like, teach him all kinds a tricks.

Question 15

Now my uncle Ned likes to take him to restaurants and scare the waitresses…

Answer 15

Now my uncle Ned likes to take him to restaurants and scare the waitresses. He always was the kidder in the family.

Question 16

Now Freddy’s not alive, you don’t have to feed him…

Answer 16

Now Freddy’s not alive, you don’t have to feed him. And there’s no need to potty train him, that’s a plus you know. No not my uncle Ned, Freddy.

Question 17

There he is old Freddy The Fuzzle, he’s cute and cuddly…

Answer 17

There he is old Freddy The Fuzzle, he’s cute and cuddly. Here, we’re gonna put him back in my pocket, put him to sleep, and do some card tricks, so gather round.

Question 18

We’re gonna have some fun, do a little magic, watch.

Answer 18

We’re gonna have some fun, do a little magic, watch.