Jokes - Frank's Bedroom

Question 1

1-left of door

Answer 1

A Spanish magician told everyone he could disappear.

He said “uno, dos…” then he disappeared without a tres.

Question 2

2-further to the left

Answer 2

I know a guy named Jack. He can talk to vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.

Question 3

3-south east corner

Answer 3

I just spent over $400 on a limousine and it didn’t even come with a driver. Seriously, I spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it.

Question 4

4-south wall

Answer 4

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

Question 5

5 - southwest corner

Answer 5

My friend David had his ID stolen. Now he’s just Dav.

Question 6

6 - west wall - southwest corner

Answer 6

If any of you know how to fix hinges, my door is always open.

Question 7

7 - west wall window

Answer 7

The new Lego store just opened…

People are lined up for blocks.

Question 8

8 - west wall northwest corner

Answer 8

What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?

Wander Woman

Question 9

9 - north wall

Northwest corner

Answer 9

I was going to tell you a time traveling joke but…

you didn’t like it.

Question 10

10 - North wall

Answer 10

Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?

There was nothing but debris.

Question 11

11 - northeast corner north wall

Answer 11

When you go to your yodeling class…

Be sure to stand in an orderly orderly orderly line.