Jokes

Question 1

Where do fish sleep?

Answer 1

On the seabed

Question 2

What do you call a horse with 4 legs?

Answer 2

Stable

Question 3

What is brown and sticky?

Answer 3

A POO

Question 4

What are 2 things you can not have for breakfast?

Answer 4

Lunch and dinner

Question 5

What can you hold without touching?

Answer 5

Your breath

Question 6

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Answer 6

Because it wanted to get to the BOTTOM!!!!!

Question 7

What do you call a horse with 3 legs?

Answer 7

Wonky

Question 8

What do you call a helicopter that wobbles when it fly’s?

Answer 8

A jellycopter

Question 9

What is red and bad for your teeth?

Answer 9

A brick

Question 10

What do you get if you sit under a cow?

Answer 10

A pat on the head

Question 11

Why did the cow cross the road?

Answer 11

Because it wanted to go to the moovies!

Question 12

Do you have holes in your pants?

Answer 12

Well how do your legs get through

Question 13

Why was the football pitch a triangle?

Answer 13

Someone took a corner

Question 14

Spell app!

Answer 14

Your rude

Question 15

Steve:Did I sleep through dinner?

Answer 15

Alex:Yes, big ‘missed steak.’

Question 16

Where do you take a sick horse?

Answer 16

To the horse-pital

Question 17

Did you see the cactus in the tuxedo?

Answer 17

It was looking sharp

Question 18

What music does Steve listen to when he’s building?

Answer 18

Block and roll

Question 19

What do you get if you cross a spider and a chicken?

Answer 19

Webbed feet

Question 20

What do you call a polar bear in the desert?

Answer 20

Lost