Eating Flashcards
What do you eat?
Air
What happens when you eat air?
You smell
Why would you smell?
Because you fart
How heavy are rock cakes?
Depends how much you’ve eaten
At little children’s birthday parties what is the most common drink?
Beer
How heavy are you from eating 1,000 burgers?
5 tonnes
How many poos have you eaten?
0.0000000000000000000000001 and then you were sick
How chunky is the food that comes out of you bum? Out of 10
IT’S A 10!!!
How many pancakes does a boxer eat a day?
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
What food does my sister smell like?
Farty blue cheese