Eating Flashcards

1
Q

What do you eat?

A

Air

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2
Q

What happens when you eat air?

A

You smell

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3
Q

Why would you smell?

A

Because you fart

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4
Q

How heavy are rock cakes?

A

Depends how much you’ve eaten

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5
Q

At little children’s birthday parties what is the most common drink?

A

Beer

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6
Q

How heavy are you from eating 1,000 burgers?

A

5 tonnes

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7
Q

How many poos have you eaten?

A

0.0000000000000000000000001 and then you were sick

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8
Q

How chunky is the food that comes out of you bum? Out of 10

A

IT’S A 10!!!

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9
Q

How many pancakes does a boxer eat a day?

A

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

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10
Q

What food does my sister smell like?

A

Farty blue cheese

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