jokes Flashcards

1
Q

you know if you believe it it is not a lie

A

x

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2
Q

you know why they name hurricanes after women, you know when they come it is wet and wild but when they go they take your car and house

A

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3
Q

what is the difference between a joke and 3 cocks

A

you can’t take joke

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4
Q

what is the difference btw iron man an woman

A

one is a joke and the other is a command

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5
Q

what do anniversary, colitoris and toilet bowl have in common

A

men tend to miss them all

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6
Q

oh it is on me, let me save the segment

A

x

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7
Q

what do you call a woman who refuses to give head

A

an uber

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8
Q

what is the difference between his cock and a bonus check

A

that you are willing to blow the bous check

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9
Q

I mean my penis was in the guiness book of world records

but then the librarian asked me to take it out

A

x

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10
Q

what do you call a woman who refuses to give head

A

an uber

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