Hassan's mad funny jokes. Flashcards
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Guess what came in the mail?
Deez nuts.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop…
Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two tired…
What do u call a alligator detective?
An investi-gator
What do cows like to read?
Cattle-logs
What do lawyers wear to work?
Lawsuits
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why were the fish’s grades bad?
They were below sea level
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything…
Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Iwas going to tell a dead baby joke.
But I decided to abort. It’s a joke. Don’t cry.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. “My friend isn’t breathing,” he shouts into the phone. “What should I do?” “Relax,” the operator tells him. “I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There’s silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, “OK, now what?”
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HEY PATRICK!!!!
Hope you are having fun!
