Games for Lovers- Jenny Lines

Question 1

Unit 1

m: oh god darren not another one of your puerile games

Answer 1

I like a party game

Question 2

d; you never own up, no

Answer 2

can it be about anything?

Question 3

L; Make it up

Answer 3

For God’s sake, doesn’t that totally defeat the point of the game

Question 4

L: jesus Dazzle, that’s a bit much.

Answer 4

it’s got to have an element of shock? is that right Darren?

Question 5

D: thats exactly right Jenny, yes. Or flith.

Answer 5

I love this

Question 6

Unit 2

M: But I tell Logan everything

Answer 6

thats interesting

Question 7

M: or my nan

Answer 7

Logan. Do you tell martha all your secrets?

Question 8

L: Jesus christ

Answer 8

cause youre pretty tight lipped with me

Question 9

M: Well no, no its just, I think he feels , with me, you know, safe

Answer 9

oh. Safe? And he dosnt feel safe with me?

Question 10

M; oh no I didn’t mean…

Answer 10

I see, so I basically some sort of enemy

Question 11

L; Martha and I, we’ve known each other since school, theres no surprises

Answer 11

Really? no surprises? maybe you should write each other’s secrets.

Question 12

L: OK?

Answer 12

fine

Question 13

Unit 3

L: then what?

Answer 13

Then we all have to decide whos secret it is. Am I right?

Question 14

Unit 3/start of 4

D: yeah you don’t own up to it

Answer 14

if she was better at keeping sthum shed have more secrets.

Question 15

L: I have a question? Why am I supposed to care?

Answer 15

see what I have to live with? He’s so torpid

Question 16

L: I teach gaems all day. This is a busman’s holiday for me.

Answer 16

What? Kicking balls and jumping about?

Question 17

L: There’s a little bit more to it than that.

Answer 17

This is a games for adults. Not bozos. A game of the heart and mind. Isn’t that right Darren?

Question 18

L: at least my jobs got some worth. Some Value

Answer 18

Yeah cos no-on ever forgets their PE teacher do they? Always the most inspirational figure in any childhood!

Question 19

Unit 5

D: My hands are clean mate

Answer 19

The dog was called Nigel?

Question 20

D: Excuse me?

Answer 20

well it certainly wasn’t me.

Question 21

D: Hang on, how come you’re all ganging up on me? Logans the one with no control over his motions

Answer 21

what ?

Question 22

M:…. we were sitting right in the middle of the row and this one heres all ‘oh God by bladders fit tp bursting!.. And I said..

Answer 22

Yeah so are we going to take a vote on this now or what? what’s happening?

Question 23

M: yeah. dont judge us by your own low standards.

Answer 23

We might have been bluffing.

Question 24

Unit 6

L: Yeah before he mutated into Wham

Answer 24

Wham?

Question 25

D; Nina Crawford. And she did Music Theory

Answer 25

she sounds like a total strumpet

Question 26

L: decided to surprise her by coming up to uni a day earlier than planned.

Answer 26

Logan thats enough now

Question 27

D; Step-dad

Answer 27

Jesus

Question 28

L: anyways they get to the house. park up. creep into the hall, up the stairs.. mum, step dad phil, daza holding his beautifully heartfelt bouquet

Answer 28

stop milking it for christs sake

Question 29

unit 7:

M: poor you, are you okay?

Answer 29

that complete bitch

Question 30

D; long time ago. so…

Answer 30

I guarantee she had behavioural problems. youre well shot

Question 31

L: why’re you making a fuss of him? you’re supposed to be mocking him. Isn’t that the point of the game?

Answer 31

shut up logan. you are your idiot games

Question 32

M:Jennys right. that was a real dick move.

Answer 32

Are you able to go on with it Darren love?

Question 33

unit 8

M: not really

Answer 33

im actually getting quite bored of this game

Question 34

unit 9

M: what does that mean

Answer 34

Yes logan what does that mean

Question 35

Unit 10:

Logan pins darren to the ground*

Answer 35

what are they doing

Question 36

L: fuck off, you’re not my best friend

Answer 36

Who is then Logan?

Question 37

D: i think we can both agree.. i won that. can I use youre bog jenny?

Answer 37

Upstairs, first on the right.