Either

Question 1

It’s neither

Answer 1

It’s neither

Question 2

No, neither is american

Answer 2

It’s subjective

Question 3

Can you carry the basket or what is the point of you?

Answer 3

Takes the basket*

Question 4

I’m just saying ‘neither’ is an americanism. Like yoghurt. Or Adidas.

Answer 4

No one says Adidas.

Question 5

Ok fine. Nike.

Answer 5

i say nike

Question 6

no you dont

Answer 6

sometimes I do

Question 7

ive heard you say nike

Answer 7

like to keep it fresh

Question 8

like
moist
or pebble

Answer 8

I love pebble
…
I’m just saying no words are wrong. Why rule them out. We should be / Open to -
I’m just saying, words are just words. why label them?

Question 9

This is tiring

Answer 9

Poor baby’s got a hangover. Let’s get some eggs.

Question 10

No, it’s tiring you acting like you’re cleverer than me all the time.

Answer 10

?

Question 11

You’re smug. You know that.

Answer 11

I’m -

Question 12

You’re one of those smug people.

Answer 12

Those people?

Question 13

You pretend you”re open minded but you ever just let me have an opinion.

Answer 13

I let you have opinions.

I just don’t agree with them.

Question 14

You make me feel stupid

Answer 14

Come on -

Question 15

Like with that film.

Answer 15

You kept asking me who he was. We’re watching the same film. It’s ten minutes in. He looks a bit like vin diesel. that’s all ive got

Question 16

I might have missed something. it was so dark.

Answer 16

It was Danish.

Question 17

It was a minefield,

Answer 17

If you weren’t on your phone all the time.
…
Even during sex

Question 18

One time. you started before I was ready.

Answer 18

I’m down there, doing my thing, and I hear, swoosh. Email sent.

Question 19

One time.

Answer 19

Just google an orgasm next time

Question 20

Fuck off and find some eggs

Answer 20

Oh my god.

Question 21

What?

Answer 21

Is this our first fight?
…
Three months in. That’s about right.
Isn’t it? Is it? I don’t really do relationships.

Question 22

wonder why.

Answer 22

And in public. God, that is sexy. In this huge corporate shit storm.

Question 23

So pretentious.

Answer 23

We’re star-crossed lovers in in in - an urban malaise.

Question 24

Shut up.

Answer 24

Kiss me.

Question 25

What’s a malaise?

Answer 25

Who cares.

Question 26

Sounds like a condiment.

Answer 26

It’s like, illness or sadness or the shit that’s all around us that we don’t care about because we’re here, arguing over your phone.
Kiss me!

Question 27

Christ.

Answer 27

You know if you combine all the primary colours you get brown? So this is literally a shit storm.

Question 28

Please / stop showing off -

Answer 28

Come on, kiss me in the home cleaning and pet food aisle. Kiss me or I drink this bleach!

Question 29

Come on, people are starting to -

Answer 29

I’m going to drink antifreeze and die and they’ll have to put out those yellow cones and an old lady will slip on my guts and she’ll die. Kiss me!

Question 30

B goes to kiss A
Shopkeeper walks past
S: Excuse me
B: Sorry
S: Thanks.
Shopkeeper walks past them

Answer 30

Welcome to the shit storm

Question 31

Twat

Answer 31

You love it

Question 32

You always do this. Make me feel stupid and then turn it into a joke so I have to laugh about it

Answer 32

…

Question 33

I know. Is this about earlier?

Answer 33

What?

Question 34

Your dad.

Answer 34

What about him?

Question 35

You always get like this when he rings.

Answer 35

Like what?

Question 36

All hard and distant

Answer 36

I’m not distant

Question 37

If you want to talk / about it -

Answer 37

I’m fine

Question 38

It must be hard when he / forgets things

Answer 38

I’m fine. I was just messing.

Question 39

Are you sure?

Answer 39

Yes.

Question 40

OK. Right. What’s next?

Answer 40

Eggs. And lets get dOnuts ;) and have pudding at breakfast. Fuck the system.

Question 41

Ooh yes. Jam or custard?

Answer 41

Either.