Either Flashcards
It’s neither
It’s neither
No, neither is american
It’s subjective
Can you carry the basket or what is the point of you?
Takes the basket*
I’m just saying ‘neither’ is an americanism. Like yoghurt. Or Adidas.
No one says Adidas.
Ok fine. Nike.
i say nike
no you dont
sometimes I do
ive heard you say nike
like to keep it fresh
like
moist
or pebble
I love pebble
…
I’m just saying no words are wrong. Why rule them out. We should be / Open to -
I’m just saying, words are just words. why label them?
This is tiring
Poor baby’s got a hangover. Let’s get some eggs.
No, it’s tiring you acting like you’re cleverer than me all the time.
?
You’re smug. You know that.
I’m -
You’re one of those smug people.
Those people?
You pretend you”re open minded but you ever just let me have an opinion.
I let you have opinions.
I just don’t agree with them.
You make me feel stupid
Come on -
Like with that film.
You kept asking me who he was. We’re watching the same film. It’s ten minutes in. He looks a bit like vin diesel. that’s all ive got
I might have missed something. it was so dark.
It was Danish.
It was a minefield,
If you weren’t on your phone all the time.
…
Even during sex
One time. you started before I was ready.
I’m down there, doing my thing, and I hear, swoosh. Email sent.
One time.
Just google an orgasm next time
Fuck off and find some eggs
Oh my god.
What?
Is this our first fight?
…
Three months in. That’s about right.
Isn’t it? Is it? I don’t really do relationships.
wonder why.
And in public. God, that is sexy. In this huge corporate shit storm.
So pretentious.
We’re star-crossed lovers in in in - an urban malaise.
Shut up.
Kiss me.
What’s a malaise?
Who cares.
Sounds like a condiment.
It’s like, illness or sadness or the shit that’s all around us that we don’t care about because we’re here, arguing over your phone.
Kiss me!
Christ.
You know if you combine all the primary colours you get brown? So this is literally a shit storm.
Please / stop showing off -
Come on, kiss me in the home cleaning and pet food aisle. Kiss me or I drink this bleach!
Come on, people are starting to -
I’m going to drink antifreeze and die and they’ll have to put out those yellow cones and an old lady will slip on my guts and she’ll die. Kiss me!
B goes to kiss A
Shopkeeper walks past
S: Excuse me
B: Sorry
S: Thanks.
Shopkeeper walks past them
Welcome to the shit storm
Twat
You love it
You always do this. Make me feel stupid and then turn it into a joke so I have to laugh about it
…
I know. Is this about earlier?
What?
Your dad.
What about him?
You always get like this when he rings.
Like what?
All hard and distant
I’m not distant
If you want to talk / about it -
I’m fine
It must be hard when he / forgets things
I’m fine. I was just messing.
Are you sure?
Yes.
OK. Right. What’s next?
Eggs. And lets get dOnuts ;) and have pudding at breakfast. Fuck the system.
Ooh yes. Jam or custard?
Either.
