Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Question 1

Do you love me?

Answer 1

Do you love me?

Question 2

I asked you first.

Answer 2

Yes. You?

Question 3

Yes.

Answer 3

Would I trash a day of education if I didn’t love you?

Question 4

Yes.

Answer 4

Would I risk damaging a deep and wonderfully enriching relationship with my parents if I didn’t love you?

Question 5

Yes.

Answer 5

Would I have introduced you as my wife if I didn’t love you?

Question 6

Wait a minute, that was a lie.

Answer 6

True. Would you want to get married? I mean if I wasn’t an asshole?

Question 7

Sure.

Answer 7

Today? I’m game.

Question 8

No way!

Answer 8

I’ll do it, if you will.

Question 9

You need a blood test.

Answer 9

Huh?

Question 10

If your blood’s not compatible, you could produce a pinhead, the state requires a blood test.

Answer 10

So?

Question 11

So, you can’t get married today.

Answer 11

Tomorrow?

Question 12

If you get a blood test today.

I’m not getting married.

I’m with you babe.

Answer 12

Why not?

Question 13

What do you mean why not? Think about it.

Answer 13

Besides being too young and your father hating my guts and not having any place to live and feeling awkward about being the only cheerleader with a husband, give me a good reason why not.

Question 14

I’ll give you two. My mother and father. They’re married and they hate each other. You’ve seen them. Am I right?

Answer 14

Your father’s a toad and your mom’s always wired out, but so what? They’re old. That’s natural.

Question 15

blah blah blah…
Consider this…my father canned me and my brother and my mom for a twenty-five year old dipso with fake boobs. He dropped us like a rock. Everything was cool at our house. I thought so. then BLAM! It’s over.

Answer 15

This is all news to me. She keeps a pretty good secret.

Question 16

It was pure selfishness. When I have a kid, I don’t care how much I want something, if it’s gonna screw up the kid, forget it.

Answer 16

She’s not lying.

Question 17

You could change.

Yeah. But I’m gonna try not to. I’m gonna think about it. I’m gonna try to prevent it.

Answer 17

This is optimism. It’s a common trait with my age group. Adults think it’s cute, it’s like a charming quick that infests youth. But it’s a cool thing and I think, deep down, crusty old shits with they had some. They wish they had her, too. Sorry, she’s taken.

Question 18

Blah blah blah…
You’re merely an inhabitant in their universe.

Answer 18

Frightening choice of words.

Question 19

They call the shots. When you split from them, you call the shots.

So, you’re saying I should run away?

Answer 19

No. She’s saying it’s time for lunch.

Question 20

What?

Answer 20

Let’s go feed Cameron.
BUY!