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Question 1

Enters and approaches the girls

Answer 1

Excuse me, ladies. Which way to 1313 skid row?

Question 2

I am afraid that information will cost you a dollar.

Answer 2

Hey. No prob.

(Drops a dollar into the can )

Here you go.

Question 3

It’s right over there. But if you’re like the thousands of others flocking down to see the Audrey 2, you better come back tomorrow, man. The shop is closed today.

Oooooh, took his dollar!

Answer 3

I’m not here to buy posies, girls. I’m here to pick up my date.

Question 4

Your date?

You ain’t by any chance talking about a girl with a black guy?

And several other medical problems? 

Answer 4

As a matter of fact…

Question 5

That’s him that’s the one! Who do you think you are, treating her that way? Get out of here and don’t come back! Beat it! Get lost! Yo!

Answer 5

Ladies! Ladies! Please! I’m friendly! Truce! Pacem!

You want some nitrous oxide?

Question 6

Why don’t you get lost, Vitales brains? The last thing Audrey needs is more of your kind.

Answer 6

My kind is a very nice kind, ladies. I’m not a monster.

Question 7

What else would you call it?

Answer 7

I would call it…

(Quickly inhale nitrous oxide )

I would call it an occupational hazard. 

Question 8

Say what?

Answer 8

You see, girls, my line of work requires a certain fascination with human pain and suffering.

(He inhales again and gives a little whoop )

This stuff is great. Allow me to explain.