Dentist chair Flashcards
We met yesterday. Seymour Crowell born.
Oh, of course. The guy with the plant.
Right
And the Band-Aids.
Right.
And the gun.
Right.
So why are you pointing a gun at me, Seymour?
Hi… I…
Hey, are you a little bit nervous about seeing a dentist?
No… No, I’m not nervous, I,
It’s only gonna hurt a little.
No, you don’t understand. I don’t want my teeth examined, I –
Of course you want your teeth examined. Say a!
No!
Say “Ah”!
AAAAHHH!
Oooh, your mouth is a mess, kid. You’ve got cavities. You’ve got black. You’re impacted. You’re abscesses!
I am?
You need a complete, oral examination. Will start with that wisdom tooth!
No!
We’ll just rip the little bugger out of there. What do you say?
I gotta go! 
There’s always time for dental hygiene, Seymour! Have you ever seen the results of a neglected mouth?
Look, see more! This could happen to you!
It could? 
Unless I take immediate action! Let’s get started!
Wait! Aren’t you gonna give me Novacaine?
What for? Dulls the senses!
But it’ll hurt!
Only till you pass out!
What’s that?
That’s the drill, Seymour!
It’s rusty!
It’s an antique. They don’t make instruments like this, anymore. Sturdy, heavy, dull. This is gonna be a challenge. This is gonna be a pleasure. I’m gonna want some gas for this one!
Gas? 
Nitrous oxide.
Thank God. I thought you were going to use Annie…
Oh, the gas isn’t for you, Seymour. It’s for me.
I want to really enjoy this, and I find that a little giggle gas before we Begin increases my pleasure enormously. In fact…
I’m gonna use my special gas mask! Just relax, see more. I’ll be with you in a moment. 
After Seymour song, Orin enters, laughing, his head off.
Oh, boy, Seymour, I am flying now! Oh, the things we’re gonna do to your mouth! Ha, ha, ha, ha ha! Well, I guess I’ve had about enough of this stuff. I’ll just take the mask off now, and…
Hey… Seymour… Guess what? 
What?
It’s stuck!
What?
The mask — it’s stuck! I can’t get it off! Ha, ha, ha, ha ha!
Jesus Christ, I could asphyxiating here! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Hey, Seymour — gimme a hand, will ya?
Well, —
Well?
He says well?
, See more… I don’t think you understand… 
