Dentist chair Flashcards

1
Q

We met yesterday. Seymour Crowell born.

A

Oh, of course. The guy with the plant.

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2
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Right

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And the Band-Aids.

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3
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Right.

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And the gun.

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4
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Right.

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So why are you pointing a gun at me, Seymour?

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5
Q

Hi… I…

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Hey, are you a little bit nervous about seeing a dentist?

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6
Q

No… No, I’m not nervous, I,

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It’s only gonna hurt a little.

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7
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No, you don’t understand. I don’t want my teeth examined, I –

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Of course you want your teeth examined. Say a!

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8
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No!

A

Say “Ah”!

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9
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AAAAHHH!

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Oooh, your mouth is a mess, kid. You’ve got cavities. You’ve got black. You’re impacted. You’re abscesses!

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10
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I am?

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You need a complete, oral examination. Will start with that wisdom tooth!

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11
Q

No!

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We’ll just rip the little bugger out of there. What do you say?

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12
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I gotta go! 

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There’s always time for dental hygiene, Seymour! Have you ever seen the results of a neglected mouth?

Look, see more! This could happen to you!

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13
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It could? 

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Unless I take immediate action! Let’s get started!

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14
Q

Wait! Aren’t you gonna give me Novacaine?

A

What for? Dulls the senses!

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15
Q

But it’ll hurt!

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Only till you pass out!

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16
Q

What’s that?

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That’s the drill, Seymour!

17
Q

It’s rusty!

A

It’s an antique. They don’t make instruments like this, anymore. Sturdy, heavy, dull. This is gonna be a challenge. This is gonna be a pleasure. I’m gonna want some gas for this one!

18
Q

Gas? 

A

Nitrous oxide.

19
Q

Thank God. I thought you were going to use Annie…

A

Oh, the gas isn’t for you, Seymour. It’s for me.

I want to really enjoy this, and I find that a little giggle gas before we Begin increases my pleasure enormously. In fact…

I’m gonna use my special gas mask! Just relax, see more. I’ll be with you in a moment. 

20
Q

After Seymour song, Orin enters, laughing, his head off.

A

Oh, boy, Seymour, I am flying now! Oh, the things we’re gonna do to your mouth! Ha, ha, ha, ha ha! Well, I guess I’ve had about enough of this stuff. I’ll just take the mask off now, and…

Hey… Seymour… Guess what? 

21
Q

What?

A

It’s stuck!

22
Q

What?

A

The mask — it’s stuck! I can’t get it off! Ha, ha, ha, ha ha!

Jesus Christ, I could asphyxiating here! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Hey, Seymour — gimme a hand, will ya?

23
Q

Well, —

A

Well?

He says well?

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