drama speech Flashcards
But all the other policemen wear Boots
Thats Because they havent got nice sandals
Well why’ve i always got to be different
Its not a case of being different, nicholas, its a case of being sensible, its not healthy to have your feet laced up in those big clumping boots all day.
O Mum (1).
i dont want to hear any more about it, Nicholas.
Anyways those sandals pinch my feet, Mum.
Nicholas! You little fibber! We got those sandals at Clarks and we both looked down the X-Ray together and we both saw that you had plenty room in those sandals. Nicholas!
Wh-at?
Whats that?
Whats what?
On your tie?
Nothing.
Egg dribblings. Look at that. And i all nicely ironed it yesterday morning and now you’ve dribbled your egg on it. Come here.
O Mum (2)
O and its not coming out look. It ill have to be put in soak.
Oh no, mum - look im due on the beat in 5 minutes. I cant wait while you soak it.
Well I’m certainly not letting you go out with your tie in that state.
The Seargent gets really cross if im late
Well you’ll just have to wear your bow tie.
O no.
Nicholas!
O look all the other policemen wear ordinary straight ties!
Come here and lets put is on you and have less of your nonsense. Your Auntie Glad gave you this bow tie, did you write her a proper thank you letter?
Yes.
Good boy. Hanky? Lick
Bye then, mum
Huggies Please! I’ve done you some sandwiches, your favourite… Beef jerky and chicken sausage!
O mum, cant i eat in the canteen with other policemen?
O you make me so cross nicholas. We’ve just managed to get rid of all your spots and now you want to go into that nasty canteen and eat greasy fried stuff!
Its not all greasy fried stuff in there mum
You’re an ungrateful boy Nicholas
O im not ungrateful at all, Mum. Im grateful. I really am. Ill take the sandwiches. And Ill enjoy them.
I should think so. O Nicholas! I ironed those trousers on the weekend and now look at them. Theyre all baggy at the knees. Dont you hitch them up when you sit down?
Yes. (2)
Take them off and let me give them a quick press.
O no, mum - look im going to he ever so late now.
Take them off, Nicholas, it wont take a moment.
No.
Nicholas!!!
Oooooooooh!
Right.
Please Hurry up mum!
I’m being as quick as I can, Nicholas. The amount of times I’ve been onto you, Nicholas, to think before you go to bed at night, what your going over in the morning and go over it and check its all right then. There’s no need for this breakfast-time misery but you never seem to know what you’re at or what you’re doing. Hello? Hello? AHHHHH! Butter! Get the butter nicholas!
Oh Yes, here you are
Nicholas you will be the death of me!
Hows it my fault, mum. If you stick the iron up your ear.
Nicholas just shut up! (Slap) Go and answer it.
