Doctrinal Drill Flashcards
God hates the wicked
Psalm 11:5
Viking Vicky sits under a palm tree with one gun in each hand when a lightning hits the palm tree and makes Vicky jump up and defend himself with a plastic knife.
Christ is making intercession for us
Hebrews 7:25
The man who brews coffee drops his brewing stick, runs off to make an interception at the football game, throws the ball up high into the heaven where a lightning smashes the ball. The brewing man gets so angry he throws his shoe with cleats and dives into his gigantic coffee brew
The eyes of the Lord are over the righteous
1 Peter 3:12
1 Peter Pan says tschüss to 2 Peter Pan and while looking back at him he walks against a tree. A lightning hits, a gun shot sounds and a ton of leaves cover him until only his funny shoe is left to see
God knows those who trust Him
Nahum 1:7
A duck lands on the nose of a Singing horse - the hunter shoots at the duck - the horse sees a lighting and thinks he’s in heaven
There is one mediator between God and men
1 Timothy 2:5
1 biathlon moth sees a meteorite with a huge tie hanging around it, he puts on his running shoes to rush off, but a lightning hits right in front of him, so he puts on his swimming cap and dives into the lake and makes it to the finish line.
God’s Word is powerful
Hebrews 4:12
He who brews The strongest coffee brew in the world drinks it and gets so activated that he runs through the door leaving a silhouette he keeps rubbing until a lightning hits him and makes him even faster shooting through the air and loosing his shoe
God searches all hearts
1 chronicles 28:9
1 chronic eel walks slowly with his walking stick when a helicopter realeases a big sack of heart balloons over him. He stumbles over the hearts, looses his shoe. When he looks up to understand where the hearts came from, he sees a big cloud opening up like a A gate, a lightning shooters through it and hits the helicopter and out of it comes jumping the pilot which is a swine in a parachute
Man cannot be justified by the law
Galatians 3:11
Police officer in pink boots is saving a cat from a tree, a lightning scares the cat and the officer shoots with two guns
The Word of the Lord endures forever
1 Peter 1:25
1 Peter Pan in an infinity shaped rollercoaster with a gun of fireworks shooting until a lightning hits and his shoes fall off he pulls a knife to save him from the never ending rollercoaster