Devised

Question 1

Storyteller1: I am your storyteller.

Answer 1

I am your story teller two.

Question 2

Storyteller1: Prepared to be immersed.

Answer 2

In gore and horror.

Question 3

Storyteller1: Through twists and turns.

Answer 3

As we tell you our tale (whispered).

Question 4

Dip in dance

Answer 4

But this is not the story you have been told
For once the maiden grew to old, 25 to be precise
The prince dumped his wife
And her name was Drizella, Cinderella’s ugly stepsister

Question 5

Prince: Enough! I need a younger model, unless you can sort out your appearance and look beautiful again. After all, what are wives for?

Answer 5

That went well.

Question 6

Tower1: Drizella was devastated.

Answer 6

She was repulsed by her looks.

Question 7

Tower1: She was trapped in her mind.

Answer 7

As her looks did define.

Question 8

Drizella: Doctor. I need your help. I need you to…

Answer 8

Make you look young and beautiful.

Question 9

Drizella: Yes..? How did you know? (To the audience) Is it really that obvious I need plastic surgery. Gosh! How did I not notice before.

Answer 9

You’re not the first young girl to walk in here unhappy with your looks and you certainly won’t be the last.

Question 10

Drizella: Well then, I was looking at the surgeries I could get and I decided that I need a BBL, lip filler, veneers, definitely some Botox

Answer 10

Follow me.

Question 11

Drizella: Oooo maybe I could also get a boob job, perhaps a tummy tuck, or a leg tuck, is that even a thing, can you change my legs? What about my height? Can you make me shorter? How about my feet? Can we change the size of my feet? Maybe you could just chop down my big toe just so I fit into a size 4.

Answer 11

Shush. Let your fairy godmother do the work. Stiltskin lights!

Question 12

Stiltskin: Yes Doctor Proctor Fairy Godmother.

Answer 12

Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo.

Question 13

Surgery ends

Answer 13

Right. I think that’s done. Stiltskin! Lights!

Question 14

Drizella walks to front

Answer 14

Ta da! A fine job if I do say so myself.

Question 15

Stiltskin: You can say that.

Answer 15

How do you feel?

Question 16

Drizella: Ummm….I don’t think I can move my face.

Answer 16

What did you expect? Anyway, your fairy godmother has fixed you up. Now off you go and get your prince.

Question 17

Drizella: But do you think he’ll love me again? What do you all think (to audience)? Perhaps I need…

Answer 17

Enough! Now heed my warning and never return here as the consequences will be severe. You will be cursed and full of plastic. Loss of movement and pain will follow. Remember these words in times of difficulty. My so called magic is not reality.

Question 18

Prince stretching

Answer 18

As Drizella made her way to the Prince, he was busy admiring himself. Oh I think I can hear her now.

Question 19

Prince: You are much improved my dear.

Answer 19

And they all lived happily ever after….Or not

Question 20

Prince: The divorce is back on.

Answer 20

The newfound bachelor decided to host a ball for all the young and beautiful maidens to attend to find his new target. I heard her name was Cinderella but you all know the story.

Question 21

Drizella: Was this the right way? I must find doctor proctor fairy godmother. She’s my only hope.

Answer 21

Rickety coo.

Question 22

Tree2: Rickety coo.

Answer 22

This isn’t you. Give up this fatal pursue. There is more you.

Question 23

Drizella: You’re wrong. I need to change.

Answer 23

Curse upon you who ignore my words.

Question 24

Drizella: Please stop! I beg you.

Answer 24

Save yourself while can from this futile romance.

Question 25

Tree2: She has sealed her fate

Answer 25

Sadly too many can relate

Question 26

Tree1: Sadly too many can relate

Answer 26

Curse upon her.

Question 27

Drizella bangs

Answer 27

Who goes there?

Question 28

Drizella: It is I, Drizella Tremaine, wife of Prince Charming, well former wi…

Answer 28

You dare to return here?

Question 29

Drizella: I don’t care about some stupid curse. I just want to look young whatever the consequences.

Answer 29

Doctor: Stiltskin let her in. This banging is giving me a headache. You can’t say I didn’t try.

Question 30

Drizella: Please your magicalness, I need another boob job, my fillers need topping up, more teeth whitening, I want my eyes to shimmer, and my skin is too loose you can see my forehead wrinkles, and we didn’t sort out my big foot problem.

Answer 30

Doctor: Shush. I know exactly what you need. It certainly will be a transformation. Stiltskin! Lights!

Question 31

Lights change

Answer 31

Doctor: Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!

Question 32

Drizella to front

Answer 32

Ta…da?

Question 33

Drizella: I am full of plastic! I have lost my movement and I am in tremendous pain. The prince wont love me if I looked botched. This truly is a curse.

Answer 33

My work here is done. I shall depart. I ask you though to look into your heart. Find yourself again. Only then can you over come this pain.

Question 34

Good luck to you Cinderella. You’ll need it.

Answer 34

Rickety coo.

Question 35

Tree2: Rickety coo.

Answer 35

This is your inner truth. You have finally realised there is more to you.

Question 36

Tree1 and Tree2: This is your inner truth. You have finally realised there is more to you.

Answer 36

You have been punished enough my dear.

Question 37

However, the prince I fear…

Answer 37

Is yet to learn the error of his ways.

Question 38

End of tree scene

Answer 38

The Prince strolled through.

Question 39

Storyteller1: Not aware that that he was soon to meet his doom.

Answer 39

In one fast swoosh, the birds flew down and pecked the princes eyes right out of their sockets.

Question 40

Storyteller1: He was cursed to never behold another women again as he could not accept them for their natural beauty.

Answer 40

After all, it’s probably best he doesn’t have eyes because I think I see a wrinkle coming on his forehead.