Descendants Flashcards

1
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Kids greet parents

A

Stealing candy, Mal?

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MAL. It was from a baby.

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Small potatoes. It’s the grandeur that truly makes the bad.

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3
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MAL. Here we go again…

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(With Mal) When I was your age, I was cursing entire kingdoms

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4
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MALEFICENT. When I was your age, I was cursing entire kingdoms…

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And now it’s your turn.

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5
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MAL. …My turn?

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I assume you’ve heard the news about Auradon Prep.

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6
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JAY. Yeah, I hear they shower
awkward laughter

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Auradon is a hideous place, full of elitist cretins - but this is also our first entree back since our two worlds split. And we are gonna make it count.

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7
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GRIMHILDE. Well, my girl’s not going anywhere until we get rid of this unibrow.

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What’s wrong with you?? People used to cower at the mention of our names.

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8
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GRIMHILDE. Totally. Now do me.

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For 20 years I have searched for a way off this wretched island. Their spell trapped us here! It robbed us of our magic! And kept us from our rightful revenge!

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9
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GRIMHILDE. Ouch

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Revenge on Aladdin and his bloated, manic genie.

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10
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GRIMHILDE and JAFAR. Ouch

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Revenge on Snow White and those horrible little employees of hers!

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11
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OTHER EVIL PARENTS. Ouch

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On every surly mutt that has escaped your clutches!

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12
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CRUELLA. You didn’t escape, did you, BB?

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And I, Mistress of Darkness and Evilest of All, will finally have my comeuppance on Sleeping Beauty and her most insufferable prince. Villans: our day has come.

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13
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MAL. Sorry not sorry, but I’m staying.

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Ugh. All of you: disperse. I must converse with my kin. In private. (PAUSE) My spell book. It doesn’t work here, but it will in Auradon. Use it to steal FG’s wand, and bring it back here to me.

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14
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MAL. Who cares about a stupid wand?

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That “stupid wand” will only open the portal between our two worlds, so that we can overtake theirs!!! Then I will be able to bend good and evil to MY WILL!!! I mean… our will.

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15
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MAL. And what’s in it for me?

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Matching thrones, forever rule. You and me, baby. Don’t you wanna follow in your ol’ mama’s footsteps?

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16
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MAL. What daughter doesn’t…

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Then what’s with the dot dot dot? DON’T YOU WANNA BE EVIL LIKE MEEEEE

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17
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EVILS. Yessssss (the SECOND one)

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That’s my girl.

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18
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JAFAR. Well done son. Steal me proud, they’ve got too much as it is.

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(Pull Mal aside) The future of the free world rests on your shoulders. Don’t blow it.

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19
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MAL. (EVIL LIKE ME reprise 1)

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The future rests on your shoulders, my dear…(my dear… my dear…)

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20
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FG. Ahem. Now. As you know, this Sunday is Coronation day at Auradon Prep. And as your parents can’t attend due to distance… We’ve arranged a special treat.

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(Fisheye) Is this thing on?

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21
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FG. It’s FG

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Oh, looky! Still doing parlor tricks with eggplants?

22
Q

FG. It was a pumpkin!

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You couldn’t give Cinderella til 1 am? I’m sure those little hamsters could have hung out a bit longer.

23
Q

MAL. Hello Mother.

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(BIG fake smile) Mal! I miss you so.

24
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JAFAR. You children are never far from our thoughts…

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How long must we wait to see you again? I just don’t know what I’ll do if I don’t get my hands on that wannnnn-derful face soon. (big fake smile)

25
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MAL. Sunday. Sunset.

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End of one era. Onto the next.

26
Q

Scene change (scene 8 now)

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Rotten to the Core (Parent’s Revenge)

27
Q

MAL. No, hide!!!! (My entrance)

A

Well, well, well. Fall break already?

28
Q

MAL. Actually, I snuck back over to… bring you a progress report!

A

Oh, reeeeeally?

29
Q

MAL. Couldn’t relay it any other way than in person. They’re watching us. Closely. Very closely.

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I see.

30
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MAL: I’ve been so excited to tell you, I mean- when we invade Auradon…. Destroying all that’s good and beautiful in the world, It’s going to be great

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And how will you put all that into motion? I wait with bated breath. why is mal looking around? Looking for something?

31
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MAL. Just don’t want anyone to hear. I used a love potion on the prince. We’re dating now. So, during the ceremony, we’ll sit together, and I’ll be only inches from the wand.

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Well, aren’t you crafty. And now that you’ve relayed the news-

32
Q

MAL. I’m headed back to finish it.

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Because you know what happens if you don’t. We’ll never get the wand! Then the good guys win. And who wants that?

33
Q

MAL. Not me.

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That’s my girl. Oh, how I hate you.

34
Q

MAL. Hate you back, mom. (leaves)

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So! Turns out I raised a liar. I wish I was prouder.

35
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JAFAR. I hear she’s narcoleptic - don’t fall asleep standing up, Snowie.

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Enough! Get to the main event!

36
Q

GRIMHILDE. Is that…

A

My daughter. Looking like some sort of-

37
Q

GRIMHILDE. That’s my daughter!

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Wow. She sewed a dress. Meanwhile, my girl duped a prince.

38
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GRIMHILDE. Bitter, party of one? Your table is ready.

A

You know what? You whinos stay here. I’ll take care of this.

39
Q

CRUELLA. Aren’t we all on the same side, BB?

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No. I don’t think we are, BB (sarcasm to the max). There is only one side. And it’s MIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

40
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BEN. Your parents made their choices. Now make yours.

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(Crash through the window) I’M BAA-AAAACK! My girl! You did it! I wasn’t sure if you had it in you, but-

41
Q

MAL. Mother! I had this under control! Didn’t you trust me?

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Ha! Very funny. You’re funny here! Now. Wand me. Chop chop.

42
Q

JAY. Where are our parents?

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We broke up. Artistic differences.

43
Q

CARLOS. What do you mean?

A

They saw us sharing the kingdom. I didn’t. Now. the wand.
(CRASH THUNDER WEEEE)
Ahh, together again! Now, King Ben, time to give over that crown-

44
Q

JAY. Whoa. Wait- who do I root for?

A

Oh Mal, Mal. Falling in love is weak. It’s not what you want.

45
Q

MAL. How do you know what I want? You never ask me. Who have you ever loved besides yourself?

A

Exactly! And I’ve had years and years of practice. Don’t worry, you’ll get there.

46
Q

AUDREY. Ugh.

A

Ugh-reed (agreed), whoever you are. But enough of this sentimentality. You are all my subjects now, and for ages to cooooooooooooooome!!!!!!!!!! NOW I’M GONNA BE EVILLLLL

47
Q

JAY. (yoink) Go!
AURADONIANS. Whoaaaaa!!!

A

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

48
Q

JAY. We’re doing this. Evie, mirror me.

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Give it back, kid. You don’t want to be on my bad side. (oooooooo we’re blinded by the lights) Ugh. Hate that. Hate it.

49
Q

MAL. Let’s try this again.

A

You little minx! Just like your mother, making everything about you. But even with the wand, you’re no match for me. BWAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA (whole heart and soul)

50
Q

EVILS. The strength of evil is good as none when stands before 4 hearts as one.

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NOOOOOOOO NOT THAT SPELL!!!!!! Where did you learn that spelllllllllllllllllllllllll…….. (Disappear)