Descendants Flashcards
Kids greet parents
Stealing candy, Mal?
MAL. It was from a baby.
Small potatoes. It’s the grandeur that truly makes the bad.
MAL. Here we go again…
(With Mal) When I was your age, I was cursing entire kingdoms
MALEFICENT. When I was your age, I was cursing entire kingdoms…
And now it’s your turn.
MAL. …My turn?
I assume you’ve heard the news about Auradon Prep.
JAY. Yeah, I hear they shower
awkward laughter
Auradon is a hideous place, full of elitist cretins - but this is also our first entree back since our two worlds split. And we are gonna make it count.
GRIMHILDE. Well, my girl’s not going anywhere until we get rid of this unibrow.
What’s wrong with you?? People used to cower at the mention of our names.
GRIMHILDE. Totally. Now do me.
For 20 years I have searched for a way off this wretched island. Their spell trapped us here! It robbed us of our magic! And kept us from our rightful revenge!
GRIMHILDE. Ouch
Revenge on Aladdin and his bloated, manic genie.
GRIMHILDE and JAFAR. Ouch
Revenge on Snow White and those horrible little employees of hers!
OTHER EVIL PARENTS. Ouch
On every surly mutt that has escaped your clutches!
CRUELLA. You didn’t escape, did you, BB?
And I, Mistress of Darkness and Evilest of All, will finally have my comeuppance on Sleeping Beauty and her most insufferable prince. Villans: our day has come.
MAL. Sorry not sorry, but I’m staying.
Ugh. All of you: disperse. I must converse with my kin. In private. (PAUSE) My spell book. It doesn’t work here, but it will in Auradon. Use it to steal FG’s wand, and bring it back here to me.
MAL. Who cares about a stupid wand?
That “stupid wand” will only open the portal between our two worlds, so that we can overtake theirs!!! Then I will be able to bend good and evil to MY WILL!!! I mean… our will.
MAL. And what’s in it for me?
Matching thrones, forever rule. You and me, baby. Don’t you wanna follow in your ol’ mama’s footsteps?
MAL. What daughter doesn’t…
Then what’s with the dot dot dot? DON’T YOU WANNA BE EVIL LIKE MEEEEE
EVILS. Yessssss (the SECOND one)
That’s my girl.
JAFAR. Well done son. Steal me proud, they’ve got too much as it is.
(Pull Mal aside) The future of the free world rests on your shoulders. Don’t blow it.
MAL. (EVIL LIKE ME reprise 1)
The future rests on your shoulders, my dear…(my dear… my dear…)
FG. Ahem. Now. As you know, this Sunday is Coronation day at Auradon Prep. And as your parents can’t attend due to distance… We’ve arranged a special treat.
(Fisheye) Is this thing on?