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Confessions of a Facebook Addict Flashcards

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Bruce: Hey Man the games about to start…

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Carlton: You can not just barge in on a (wo)man when (s)he is on his (her) computer.

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Bruce: Um this is my house too. I can barge into any room I want. And besides thats my computer… Why? Is that facebook?

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Carlton: You have one too.

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Yes but unlike you I know wen the big game is on it trumps facebook any day.

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Carlton: Towch

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Bruce: Um you mean touche

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Carlton: No I mean towch

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Bruce: psh idiot

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Carlton: Excuse me I am…. attending to some very… important friends right now so if you could just…

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Bruce: Yeah cus you dont have any really friends in the real world

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Carlton: Alright let go there. how many friends do you have on facebook?

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Bruce: Idk like maybe ten

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Carlton: You are soo not… cool

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Bruce: And how many might you have?

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Carlton: oh pff only like (cough) 15,000

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Bruce: You dont even know 15 people. how can you possibly have 15,000 friends?

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Carlton: I accept anyone who sends me a friend request. Just come over here and look

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Looks at computer with bruce.

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Carlton: Heres a new request from a girl named Natasha… shes 35 years old… and russian. (pause) welcome to america Ms. Natasha.

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Bruce: just send me a miracle … send me an angel.

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Carlton: Groans loudly

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Bruce: An angel? Which one is it? Michael? Gabriel?

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Carlton: Bruce?

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Bruce: Lucifer?

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Carlton: No… Its Carlton.

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Bruce: Same thing…

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Carlton: Huh.

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Bruce: Nothing…nothing.

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Carlton: Where are we? Why am I tied to a chair?

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Bruce: How would I know? The last thing I remember is watching the game at the apartment when all of a sudden those FBI agents burst through the door and told us to go with them.

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Carlton: You know what? That was weird… I dont think those guys were really FBI agents.

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Bruce:…No you tink?

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Carlton: Yeah, in fact, I bet they were the ones who kidnapped us and tied us to these chairs.

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Bruce: wow. Sherlock nothing gets by you.

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Carlton: (Long pause). Bruce? Are we gonna die?

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Bruce: No we are not gonna die.

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Carlton: (Pause) Were gonna die.

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Bruce: No! Were gonna get out. Well be fine. Lets just focus on getting out of here now. Try to get to that window over there.

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Carlton: How?

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Bruce: Carlton? Are you okay?

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Carlton: I hate you

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Bruce: Get up

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Carlton. Its not working

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Bruce: Try something else

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Carlton: I have an idea… Here

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Bruce: What are you doing?

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Carlton: Just grab my foot and pull me up.

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Bruce: You know im tied to a chair right.

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Carlton: Well… Just…bite it.

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Bruce: What? are you suggesting that I…

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Carlton: Just bite my foot and pull me up with your mouth… please

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Bruce: let me be clear… There is no way in gods green earth is your foot going into my mouth

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Carlton: Were gonna die

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Bruce: Clam down im coming

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Carlton: Calm down. you wnat me to calm down? Im strapped to a chair face suction-cupped to the ground, we may only have a couple minutes to live, ive lost my job, my fiance is expecting me to support a family, and my facebook status hasnt been changed in god know how long.

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Bruce: C-Carlton just take deep breaths

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Carlton: And I just borrowed half a million dollars from a facebook friend.

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Bruce: You did what?

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Carlton: Uh…nothing

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Bruce: But you wouldnt do that… thatd be stupid… right

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Carlton: Funny thing Bruce… Remember when we were at the house before the game?

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Bruce: you are rediculous

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Carlton: All I did was chat with him a bit … then I poked hime

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Bruce: Borrowed a butt-load of money from him…then you poked him?

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Carlton: Thats what friends do on facebook they poke eachother.

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Bruce: well im sorry to question your wisdom, oh wise guru of the facebook

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Carlton: Your forgivin…plus it was only 500,000$

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Bruce: what on earth were you planning to do with half a million dollars

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Carlton: i dont know: pay some bills… Maybe buy a lamborgini, a big house, a pool, servants, a classy door bell… you know the kind that go…(make door bell song)

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Bruce: and you have no idea wy were here

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Carlton: no?

37
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Bruce: let me explain it.

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Carlton: hey bruce

38
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Bruce: there are two types of people in this world

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Carlton: Could you help me up first

39
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Bruce: There are those who are loan sharks

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Carlton: My wrists hurt

40
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Bruce: And those who are not loan sharks

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Carlton: There bleeding

41
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Bruce: you are not a loan shark you are a loan guppy. When the guppies borrow from the sharks, the guppies get kidnapped by fake FBI agents.

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Carlton: My wrists still hurt

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Bruce: Were getting out of here now

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Carlton:OWOW

43
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Bruce: What

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Carlton: you gave me rug burn

44
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Bruce: you got me kidnapped

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Carlton: towch

45
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Bruce: you mean touche

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Carlton: no I mean towche

46
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Bruce: we are leaving this instant and there is nothing you can do to screw it up

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Carlton: What are yu doing

47
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Bruce: ready

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Carlton: no

48
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Bruce: 1

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Carlton: why are you counting

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Bruce: 2

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Carlton: stop counting

50
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Bruce: 3… when we get out of here im deleting your facebook account

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Carlton: (laugh) good one

51
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Bruce: im not kidding. say goodbye to your 14,999 friends

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Carlton: 15000

52
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Bruce: one of them was a loan shark that kidnapped you. does that really constitute friendship

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Carlton: towch

53
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Bruce: Are you almost done… weve got things to do

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Carlton: How far down is it?

54
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Bruce: idk it too dark to see

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Carlton: We cant just jump

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Bruce. well i we uh.. i think i here someone coming

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Carlton: what. oh no were gonna die

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Bruce: no we just gotta jump and hope we dont do the the splat

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Carlton: splat

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Bruce: Just truct me. on the count of three. 1 2

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Carlton: wait wait bruce before we jump and possibly do the splat.. i love you.. as a brother(sister)

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Bruce: Im so glad you clarified. okay are you ready

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Carlton: yes

59
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Bruce: are you sure..

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Carlton: yes

60
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Bruce: okay on the count of three 1 2

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Carlton: wait

61
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Bruce: what

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Carlton: on three or after three

62
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Bruce: carlton we already landed

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Carlton: we already landed?

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Bruce: we already landed we were on the fisrt story

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Calrton: we were only on the first floor

64
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start to run after dance party

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Carlton: wait… you pushed me out of a window.. and you had no idea how high we were

65
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Bruce: not now.. I . hope. youve learned. something. from. all .this.

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Carlton: I sure have

66
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Bruce: And

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Carlton: its pronounced touche

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