Chain of Command

Question 1

Captain

Answer 1

Leaps over tall buildings with a single bound. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Can fly as high as a mighty rocket. More powerful than a locomotive. Can grasp magnificent concepts.

Question 2

Commander

Answer 2

Must take a running start to leap over tall Buildings. Is just as fast as a speeding bullet. When flying cannot penetrate outer atmosphere. Has the “big picture”.

Question 3

Lieutenant commander

Answer 3

Can leap over short buildings. Not quite as fast as a speeding bullet. Only flies as high as a transport plane. Knows most of what goes on around him.

Question 4

Lieutenant

Answer 4

Crashes into buildings trying to leap over them. Can shoot a bullet. Has trouble flying. Gets run over by locomotives. Understands fear of venturing out.

Question 5

Ensign

Answer 5

Cannot recognize buildings. Gets all wet playing with water pistols. He still crawls. Says look at the choo choo when locomotive passes by. Can spell big picture most of the time.

Question 6

Chief Petty Officer

Answer 6

Lifts tall buildings and walks under them. Catches bullets in teeth and spits fire. Flies higher than a mighty rocket. Kicks locomotives off tracks. The Chief Makes the Magnificent HAPPEN!