Carl Dad Flashcards

1
Q

SCHWARZY

I think I studied this one with my dads.

A

Segue

*pace around SCHWARZY

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2
Q

SCHWARZY

S-E-G-U-E

A

Good. Siphon.

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3
Q

SCHWARZY

S-I-P-H-O-N

A

Good. Cystitis.

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4
Q

SCHWARZY

S-

A

No. Think.

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5
Q

SCHWARZY

C-

A

Good.

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6
Q

SCHWARZY

I-

A

No! Logainne - are you concentrating?

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7
Q

DAN DAD

Maybe it’s time for a break?

A

Dan, we’re in the middle of a word here.

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8
Q

DAN DAD

You know she doesn’t spell well when her blood sugar is low, Carl.

A

We gotta build up her stamina - the bee could last three hours.

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9
Q

DAN DAD

Don’t you talk to me about stamina, Carl!

A

Daddy conference. Now.

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10
Q

DAN DAD

And we have faith in you, honey.

A

Yes we do. Go get ‘em!

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11
Q

SCHWARZY

(sung) JESUS CHRIST, WHAT ABOUT ME?

A

Practice your breathing, Logainne.

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12
Q

SCHWARZY

(sung) WHICH IS WHY I GOTTA WIN THIS SPELLING BEE

A

(to DAN DAD) Take another picture for her B.M.

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13
Q

DAN DAD

Don’t call her that, Carl.

A

Sorry. Her “Birth Mother.”

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14
Q

RONA

What is wrong with you?

A

(to OLIVE) Thanks Sweetie, I’ll take it from here.
(to BARFEE) Can we have a little privacy please?
Breathe, Logainne. You’re okay, buck up.

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15
Q

*pours soda on floor

A

Oh that’s no good.

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16
Q

*aside to SCHWARZY

*after soda spill

A

No, no, let that dry.

17
Q

*pull SCHWARZY aside

A

The foot, we have to disable the foot.

18
Q

SCHWARZY

What foot?

A

The magic foot.

19
Q

SCHWARZY

Wouldn’t that be wrong?

A

Do you want to win?

20
Q

SCHWARZY

Yes, but I believe in ethical conduct.

A

And isn’t having a magic foot an unfair advantage?

21
Q

SCHWARZY

I don’t have a magical foot.

A

Or a mother?

22
Q

RONA

This is not a soccer game.

A

*shoot RONA a look
*have a brief moment w/SCHWARZY before exiting