Act 2 Scene 13

Question 1

F: If it’s not centered we’ll never make–
S: –never make the cover of “Wabasha Weekly”
F: Did you just finish my sentence?
S: Yes. How do you like it?
M: Not what you had in mind, was it?
J: On so many levels.
M: Relax. It’s just a wedding. People get married all the time.
J: I know, Pop. It’s just that–
M: When I married your mother, I sweat like a salt miner in a sauna. But it turned out to be the best thing I ever did.

Answer 1

[no lines]

Question 2

J: Pop–
M: All I’m saying is, there’s no need to be so nervous.
J: I’m not nervous.
M: No?
J: It’s the groom who’s nervous.
M: How’s the ticker, Tiger?
D: If it survived you, it can survive anything. Where’s Ariel?
M: If she has any sense, running for the hills.

Answer 2

[no lines]

Question 3

D: Nice tuxedo. Is it Armani or Flinstone?
M: Putz.
D: Moron.
M: ___
J: And yours, California.
M: ___
J: You know I’ve been thinking.
M: ___

Answer 3

1. I hear your dad gave you his blessing to move to New York.
2. He also persuaded me to tell the truth from now on.
3. Yeah, I’ve been thinking, too.

Question 4

J: You know what? I’ll go first. I’ve been thinking there’s someone right here in Wabasha who’s just as exciting as New York City.
M: ___
J: Yeah, that’s what I was thinking.
M: ___

Answer 4

1. And I’ve been thinking there’s someone right here in Wabasha who could keep me warmer than California.
2. Thunka. Thunka. Thunka.