Act 1 Scene 11

Question 1

M: ___
D: I’m watching the squirrels. On her roof.
M: ___
D: There’s one with a cute tail.
G: First thing I said when I laid eyes on your mother.

Answer 1

1. Why don’t you go over and talk to her?
2. Come on, Dad. The squirrels?

Question 2

J: Come eat. The turkey loaf is getting cold.
M: Not the same without your mother’s stuffing.
J: Pop, it’s been two decades.
M: Why isn’t your fiancee having Thanksgiving with us?
J: Can she bring her father?
M: If that Putz steps one foot in this house I’ll turn him into a side dish.

Answer 2

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Question 3

G: So, Mel. Heard you finally cut Mike off the hook.
D: She’s engaged to Jacob now, Dad. He’s a lawyer.
G: And you’re a peeping Tom. Drop the binoculars and go free willy.
M: I’ll be a pickled Pilgrim.
D: Jesus, Mary, and Jeremy!
J: Something happening?
M: ___
M: It’s Chuck! At Ariel’s House.
D: Suit, tie–flowers!

Answer 3

1. What is it?

Question 4

M: He’s ringing the doorbell.
D: VFW my flat ass!
M: She’s there! She’s opening the door!
D: I’ll be damned.
M: It’s happening–
D: Oh my god.
J&D: HE’S IN!
G: Looks like Chuck’s taking ol’ one-eye to the optometrist.
M: ___
D: Dad!

Answer 4

1. Grandpa!