act 2 scene 1 (shelby) Flashcards

1
Q

the first line after radio.

A

But didn’t he scare you by coming by so late?

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It wasn’t that late. About 9:30, I guess.

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Still, somebody knocking on my bedroom window after dark would scare the daylights out of me.

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Not me. Hope springs eternal, I suppose. I was disappointed when I realized it was only my nephew.

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Well, I just think it’s awful of Drew to throw his son out of the house. Parents should never throw their children out of the house.

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4
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Well, that’s it. Are you ready to see the new Shelby Latcherie?

A

I…don’t know.

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5
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You’re gonna have to sooner or later. Our world is full of reflective surfaces.

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I can’t believe I’m getting so worked up over something as silly as a haircut.

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6
Q

You look precious.

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Ok. I’m ready. (look in mirror) Oh gosh…it’s so weird…

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I did what you wanted, didn’t I, honey?

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Yes. I didn’t mean…of course. You did a beautiful job. I’ve never had short hair, that’s all.

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8
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Well, this is what we Cosmo girls call a “rite du passage”.

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I’m sorry. I’m being so ridiculous.

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9
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Remind me never to take these two to see Dark Victory. They’d never survive.

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Enough! I love my hair!

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10
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It’s very adorable. Your mother’s going to loe it.

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Mama’s going to freak out. She just thinks I’m getting a trim. I wasn’t up to a big debate with her this morning. Now! Truvy! Let’s do my nails!

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11
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I don’t even know what to charge for a full day of beauty.

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I want the works. I want to feel completely pampered today. Mama’s gonna want a manicure, too.

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12
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Manicures, saucy new hairdos. What’s going on?

A

We’re always up to something…you know that. But I want to get back to this Drew and Belle nonsense. I hope they reconcile with Marshall. Speaking as a parent, they better get their act together. I do not approve of friction between parents and children.

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13
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Then Marshall says, hey folks I’m just kidding. I’m only gay.

A

That was his idea of breaking the news gently?

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14
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First with Nancy Beth dethroned from her miss merry Christmas title after that unfortunate motel thing…

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What motel thing? I don’t live here anymore, remember?

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15
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To be the only Miss Merry Christmas caught with her tinsel down around her knees was a very humiliating experience for the Marmillion family.

A

How do you feel about Marshall?

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16
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Ok. (Annelle exits)

A

Was she praying?

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17
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Yes.

A

Why?

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18
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She prays at the drop of a hat these days.

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How long has she been this way?

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19
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She left on Friday a pleasant, well-adjusted young lady and she returned on Tuesday a Christian.

A

What does her boyfriend say?

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20
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He says he could deal, with another man in her life, but he has trouble with the father, the son, and the holy ghost.

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Well, I’m pretty religious, but that stuff makes me feel kind of creepy.

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21
Q

It’s fine jewelry. Its little eyes are rubies, my birthstone.

A

Does Marshall have a…uh…you know…friends?

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22
Q

What’s so funny?

A

Miss Clairee was just telling us the true story of track lighting.

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23
Q

About three weeks. It’s in my foyer and up the stairs. It was my grandson’s idea.

A

I haven’t seen him in ages. How is he?

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24
Q

Steves fine. I brought you all some tomatoes. First of the season. I didn’t expect to see you in town, Shelby

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Well, I’m here.

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25
Q

Take some tomatoes back home with you. There’s plenty. Boy! Your hair’s short. Looks good!

A

Thank you, Miss Ouiser. Jack Jr loves tomatoes…he smears them on the cafe curtains in the kitchen.

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26
Q

Your mama says you have become an incredible gourmet cook.

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I try. When we first married all Jackson wanted was meat and potatoes and vegetables just the way his mama made them…cooked to mush. But I’ve broken him of that. I even got some pate down him last week. He swore it was dog food. Jack Jr. loved it, though.

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27
Q

You should get some gloves. your hands look like a couple of T-bone steaks.

A

Health is the most important thing. Miss Ouiser. Trust me on this.

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28
Q

Next Friday Sis Orelle and I are driving up to Monroe and we’d like to take you and Jackson to dinner if we may.

A

Uh…I can’t this Friday night. I’m sorry. What’s the occasion?

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29
Q

That’s the best place to survive the crash.

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Miss Ouiser. Why don’t you go to Monroe with Miss Clairee?

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30
Q

It’s all the rage.

A

A lot of my friends in Monroe have had it done.

31
Q

Why don’t you have it done, Shelby? You’re so fashion-conscious.

A

No. I’m scared to. I might find out that pink is not in my palette and I’m not sure I could live with that.

32
Q

And I don’t read books because if they’re any good, they’ll be made into a miniseries.

A

I’m surprised you and Daddy don’t get along any better thank you do. Miss Ouiser? How’re things with Owen? I try to check up on you, but I haven’t been able to lately.

33
Q

Shelby? When are you going to bring that baby of yours by?

A

Oh! I brought a picture of him. Let me show you!

34
Q

Has he gained any weight?

A

He’s about fifteen pounds now.

35
Q

God. He is a tiny thing.

A

He only weighed a pound and a half when he was born.

36
Q

We didn’t know who to worry about the most…you or that baby.

A

I certainly wouldn’t recommend having a baby three months premature.

37
Q

I get upset thinking about it…

A

Then let’s don’t. Yep. Jack Jr is a little fighter. And he’s going to wear me out. I wish I knew where he gets all that energy.

38
Q

They’re supposed to be helping out this decade.

A

He helps, I guess. Mama doesn’t think he does. But he does. Sometimes. When he thinks about it. Which isn’t often. Most of the time he doesn’t do a damn thing. And every weekend he’s off hunting.

39
Q

But…Jackson certainly is a good provider.

A

Yes. That’s true.

40
Q

And I’ll get to work on that sofa slug I’m married to.

A

This one’s pretty…

41
Q

Morning everybody! (sees me) Shelby!

A

Mama. Please don’t say anything. I like it. It’ll be so much easier to deal with.

42
Q

Oh, honey. Bless your heart.

A

It’ll dry so quick. All I have to do is run my fingers through it.

43
Q

The last time you had short was…kindergarten.

A

I know. I decided today that I’m going to get my hair all cut off every twenty-five years.

44
Q

I love it. I do.

A

It’s not too perky, is it?

45
Q

It looks great. How’re you doing?

A

Fine, Mama. How are you?

46
Q

I don’t know if we buried them or became blind to them.

A

Used to be, the thought of our parents being romantic made me and my brothers sick to our stomachs, but it’s actually been very sweet. It’s been a lovely week.

47
Q

No one would believe it. Shelby. You look a little pale.

A

I’m fine, Mama. How are you?

48
Q

Shelby?! What have you done to yourself?

A

Oh. It doesn’t hurt.

49
Q

Yes, I have.

A

The doctor’s just been trying to strengthen my veins. They’re in terrible shape.

50
Q

What’s going on here?

A

Shall we tell them, Mama?

51
Q

What? / What’s going on? /Seriously?

A

It’s my dialysis.

52
Q

What?

A

Dialysis. It’s when…

53
Q

Please tell us what’s going on, honey!

A

It’s not any big thing. No big thing. Don’t look at me like that.

54
Q

How long have you been doing this dialysis?

A

A couple of months.

55
Q

Why haven’t I been told?

A

We, uh…there was no point. Sometimes you don’t want to talk about things.

56
Q

This is very selfish of you.

A

Hold it. You’re all talking like this is something.

57
Q

This isn’t something?

A

Having Jack Jr. put too much strain on my kidneys and now they’re kaput. That’s all. The doctors said this would probably happen.

58
Q

That’s all? That’s all, she says…

A

I’m responding beautifully to dialysis. Do I look bad?

59
Q

Do you do this dialysis forever?

A

I could I suppose. But that’s not real convenient when you are trying to keep up with a fifteen-month-old ball of fire. So, I’ll just have a kidney transplant and I’ll be fine.

60
Q

Is it that easy?

A

Sure. They do them all the time in Shreveport. Three or four a week.

61
Q

…throw in some dry ice and a heart and get on a plane.

A

She’s right.

62
Q

But you never know when one will pop up, do you?

A

No. I’m registered on the nationwide transplant computer.

63
Q

How long do you have to wait?

A

There are people on dialysis that have been waiting for years.

64
Q

That must be agony.

A

I suppose. But I’m lucky. I don’t have to wait anymore…Mama’s going to give me one of her kidneys.

65
Q

When?

A

We check in tomorrow morning.

66
Q

Categories?

A

Swimsuit, evening gown, talent, and personality interview.

67
Q

I passed upset a long time ago.

A

I’m sorry. That’s Tommy’s joke. I think it’s very funny.

68
Q

It must be so painful.

A

Not really for me. My operation’s simple. Mama’s is awful. They basically have to saw her in half to get the kidney. Its major, major surgery for her.

69
Q

This is no laughing matter!

A

Trust me, Miss Clairee. There have been more than enough tears.

70
Q

You know better than to pay attention to anything I say.

A

Miss Ouiser. Forget it.

71
Q

I’m just glad we can get it over with before it gets too hot.

A

Ain’t that the truth.

72
Q

Shelby, I wouldn’t even know you’d ever been sick a day in your life.

A

That’s the biggest compliment anyone has ever paid me.

73
Q

Poor Shelby…

A

Don’t say that. I have my baby. I’m very happy. If this is part of the price I have to pay, then I have to pay it. I can deal with it. Now if I’m not mistaken, someone has a present to open.

74
Q

I can take it in.

A

Mama, would you…