act 2 scene 1 (shelby) Flashcards
the first line after radio.
But didn’t he scare you by coming by so late?
It wasn’t that late. About 9:30, I guess.
Still, somebody knocking on my bedroom window after dark would scare the daylights out of me.
Not me. Hope springs eternal, I suppose. I was disappointed when I realized it was only my nephew.
Well, I just think it’s awful of Drew to throw his son out of the house. Parents should never throw their children out of the house.
Well, that’s it. Are you ready to see the new Shelby Latcherie?
I…don’t know.
You’re gonna have to sooner or later. Our world is full of reflective surfaces.
I can’t believe I’m getting so worked up over something as silly as a haircut.
You look precious.
Ok. I’m ready. (look in mirror) Oh gosh…it’s so weird…
I did what you wanted, didn’t I, honey?
Yes. I didn’t mean…of course. You did a beautiful job. I’ve never had short hair, that’s all.
Well, this is what we Cosmo girls call a “rite du passage”.
I’m sorry. I’m being so ridiculous.
Remind me never to take these two to see Dark Victory. They’d never survive.
Enough! I love my hair!
It’s very adorable. Your mother’s going to loe it.
Mama’s going to freak out. She just thinks I’m getting a trim. I wasn’t up to a big debate with her this morning. Now! Truvy! Let’s do my nails!
I don’t even know what to charge for a full day of beauty.
I want the works. I want to feel completely pampered today. Mama’s gonna want a manicure, too.
Manicures, saucy new hairdos. What’s going on?
We’re always up to something…you know that. But I want to get back to this Drew and Belle nonsense. I hope they reconcile with Marshall. Speaking as a parent, they better get their act together. I do not approve of friction between parents and children.
Then Marshall says, hey folks I’m just kidding. I’m only gay.
That was his idea of breaking the news gently?
First with Nancy Beth dethroned from her miss merry Christmas title after that unfortunate motel thing…
What motel thing? I don’t live here anymore, remember?
To be the only Miss Merry Christmas caught with her tinsel down around her knees was a very humiliating experience for the Marmillion family.
How do you feel about Marshall?
Ok. (Annelle exits)
Was she praying?
Yes.
Why?
She prays at the drop of a hat these days.
How long has she been this way?
She left on Friday a pleasant, well-adjusted young lady and she returned on Tuesday a Christian.
What does her boyfriend say?
He says he could deal, with another man in her life, but he has trouble with the father, the son, and the holy ghost.
Well, I’m pretty religious, but that stuff makes me feel kind of creepy.
It’s fine jewelry. Its little eyes are rubies, my birthstone.
Does Marshall have a…uh…you know…friends?
What’s so funny?
Miss Clairee was just telling us the true story of track lighting.
About three weeks. It’s in my foyer and up the stairs. It was my grandson’s idea.
I haven’t seen him in ages. How is he?
Steves fine. I brought you all some tomatoes. First of the season. I didn’t expect to see you in town, Shelby
Well, I’m here.
Take some tomatoes back home with you. There’s plenty. Boy! Your hair’s short. Looks good!
Thank you, Miss Ouiser. Jack Jr loves tomatoes…he smears them on the cafe curtains in the kitchen.
Your mama says you have become an incredible gourmet cook.
I try. When we first married all Jackson wanted was meat and potatoes and vegetables just the way his mama made them…cooked to mush. But I’ve broken him of that. I even got some pate down him last week. He swore it was dog food. Jack Jr. loved it, though.
You should get some gloves. your hands look like a couple of T-bone steaks.
Health is the most important thing. Miss Ouiser. Trust me on this.
Next Friday Sis Orelle and I are driving up to Monroe and we’d like to take you and Jackson to dinner if we may.
Uh…I can’t this Friday night. I’m sorry. What’s the occasion?
That’s the best place to survive the crash.
Miss Ouiser. Why don’t you go to Monroe with Miss Clairee?