act 1 scene 1 (shelby) Flashcards

1
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entrance

A

hi everybody!

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There she is! There’s my girl! Come break my neck!

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Truvy, it’s so good to see you! Morning, Miss Clairee. It’s not that I’m unfriendly, I’m just worried about my nails.

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What a pretty color

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I hope this doesn’t dry too dark. If it’s too dark it’ll never work. You know the colors are never the same on the bottle.

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You will always find that to be true.

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This is drying way too dark. Practically pink my foot. Truvy? do you have any of those nail polish remover things?

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5
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Here. Wheres your mama?

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Right behind me I thought. Hi I’m Shelby Eatenton… soon to be Latcherie.

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Today’s Annelles first day

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Well Annelle. You’re working with the best. Anyone who’s anybody gets their hair done at truvys.

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….And that is bad for my business.

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Well, he should be finished with his yard work soon.

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8
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I hope so.

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You’re not the only one concerned. Mama’s about to have a fit. She and Daddy are fighting like cats and dogs.

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9
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They’re just anxious with so much going on.

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No they’re not. They just try to create as much tension as possible in any given situation. Its a creed they live by.

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….that make your hair fall out

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They’re fighting about patio furniture. Jackson and I will never fight about silly things. Are you married Annelle?

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11
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How pretty..

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Princess Grace

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12
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Did you bring me the picture of that hairdo like I asked?

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Here you go. Study it carefully. (take out baby’s breath) Here’s the baby’s breath.

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Where are you going to put this stuff? There’s no baby’s breath in this picture.

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You just stick it in. It’s meant to frame my face. Baby’s breath is part of my whole decoration concept. For a total romantic look. (walk to Clairee) Miss Clairee! What cute shoes!

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14
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Perfect. (M’lynn enters)

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Hi, Mama. Look at Miss Clairee’s shoes.

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15
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Is this a riddle?

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Annelle. This is my mama. How’re things at the house?

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16
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Oh. Piece of cake.

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Mama. This color is all wrong. It looks like a stuck pig bled all over my hands.

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17
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I’m sure I have something at the house that’ll do.

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But do you have pink?

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18
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Of course I have pink.

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It has to be delicate.

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If I don’t have something, we’ll send one of the boys to get you some delicate pink nail polish.

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Great idea, Mama. I’d love to see what Tommy’d pick out. (go to manicure table)

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20
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I hope the rain holds off. I’m sorry it’s not a prettier day.

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This is perfect weather for me. I don’t function well when it’s hot. I love cloudy days. On cloudy days I feel God’s not trying very hard, so I don’t have to either.

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21
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She does sweat profusely.

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Thank you, Mama. (go to center chair and sit down)

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22
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For the last time…I don’t have it. Ask the boys. Goodbye.

A

What did daddy want?

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23
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Sweep it up?

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Yes, mama. Up. Like Princess Grace.

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24
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Did you bring Truvy the picture of Jaclyn Smith?

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No. I brought the picture of Princess Grace. I destroyed the picture of Jaclyn Smith.

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25
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But I thought I had made you understand the advantages of the Jaclyn Smith hairdo…

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No, Mama.

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26
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Well at least I talked her out of that stupid idea of sticking that baby’s breath all in her hair.

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Keep your head in the sink, please. (hide baby’s breath)

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27
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What’s Jackson like?

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He’s pretty swell. I thought he was a pest at first, but then he kind of grew on me. And now I love him.

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28
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Where’d you meet him?

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At a party at the Petroleum Club in Shreveport. I had no idea who he was but I was getting a big kick out of watching him on the dance floor. It was painfully obvious he had never taken the time to dance in front of a mirror. There was something so attractive about how stupid he looked.

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29
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Is he real romantic?

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No. But he does give me flowers. And little presents if I bug him enough. He has promised to give me a red rose on every anniversary corresponding to the number of that anniversary. I think that’s so sweet.

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30
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Well, now. That’s a pretty romantic idea, isn’t it?

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Yes. I wish it had been his.

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31
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He tried. He just couldn’t make it.

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You remember your wedding?

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32
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…at least he hung on through the state playoffs.

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Miss Clairee. There are still good times to be had.

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33
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If I go with a friend we’re just a couple of old biddies.

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Somebody like you should be able to find something to occupy your time.

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34
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Shelby. Are you and Jackson going to live in West Monroe or Monroe proper?

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Monroe, of course. His law practice is there.

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35
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You are so lucky, Shelby. Louisiana lawyers do well whether they want to or not.

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I don’t really care. Don’t get me wrong. The money’s real nice…but I just like the idea of growing old with somebody. My dream is to get old and sit on the back porch covered with grandchildren and say “No!” and “Stop that!”.

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36
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Are you going to quit nursing?

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Never! I love it. I love being around all those babies…Last week we had this poor little fellow, two and a half months premature. He looked like a big rat. I kept talking to him and holding him. But I knew he wasn’t going to make it.

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37
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That’s so sad.

A

It happens all the time.

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38
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Drum and I feel that Shelb y should not work anymore after she gets married.

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I’m so anxious to discuss this topic for the nine hundredth time this week…

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39
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You should not be on your feet all day. You should be kinder to your circulatory system.

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Annelle? I know you’re new and all, but don’t let that stop you. Anytime you have anything to say, you just let ‘er rip.

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40
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Does your dress have to go over your head?

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You can’t screw her hair up. You just tease it and make it look like a blond football helmet.

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41
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How many bridesmaids?

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Nine.

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42
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Good lord!

A

Exactly.

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43
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I hope that photographer brings a wide-angle lens.

A

I think it’s embarrassing and awful. But Mama made me have my cousins and Margi St. Maurice.

44
Q

Shelby, There was no way around it and you know it.

A

It will be pretentious. Daddy always says “An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure”.

45
Q

The poet laureate of Dogwood Lane…

A

Mama. I wish you would get off Daddy’s back. He gets enough hassle from Miss Ouiser.

46
Q

What are your colors shelby?

A

Blush and bashful.

47
Q

Her colors are pink and pink.

A

Blush and bashful.

48
Q

I ask you. How precious is this wedding going to get?

A

My colors are blush and bashful. I have chosen two shades of pink. One is much deeper than the other.

49
Q

The bridesmaids’ dresses are beautiful.

A

And the ceremony will be too. All the walls are banked with sprays of flowers in the two shades of blush and bashful. There’s a pink carpet specially laid for the service. And pink silk bunting draped over anything that would stand still.

50
Q

that sanctuary looks like it’s been hosed down with Pepto-Bismol.

A

I like pink.

51
Q

…Peach is so flattering to every skin tone.

A

No way. Pink is my signature color.

52
Q

Jackson’s gtonna take one look at me and leave you behind in the dust.

A

Mama’s dress is gorgeous. It cost more than my wedding dress.

53
Q

It did not. It was on sale.

A

That’s what she told Daddy. What she actually meant is that it was “for sale” not “on-sale”.

54
Q

Now Shelby…fill me in on the reception

A

There’s going to be ferns and twinkly lights. There’ll be magnolias in the pool.

55
Q

I just hope your father doesn’t get any magnolias from Ouiser’s side of the tree. We’ll never hear the end of it.

A

The wedding cake will be by the pool. The groom’s cake will be hidden in the carport.

56
Q

Shelby and I agree on one thing.

A

The groom’s cake. It’s awful! It’s in the shape of a giant armadillo.

57
Q

an armadillo?

A

Jackson wanted a cake in the shape of an armadillo. He has an aunt that makes them.

58
Q

I can’t even think of how you would make gray icing.

A

Worse! The cake part is red velvet cake. Blood red! People are going to be hacking into this animal that looks like its bleeding to death.

59
Q

The rehearsal supper was an experience.

A

It wasn’t that bad. It was out at Jacksons uncle’s place on the river.

60
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They served steak and baked potatoes. They went to a lot of trouble.

A

His family loves to barbecue.

61
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You either shoot it, stuff it, or marry it.

A

They are simply outdoorsy, that’s all.

62
Q

Did you all do anything especially romantic?

A

We drove down to Frenchmans Point and went parking.

63
Q

Oh boy. The romantic part. This is what really melts my butter.

A

Then we went skinny dipping and did things that frightened the fish.

64
Q

It’s been a long time since we’ve had a youngster in this place, hasn’t it?

A

We talked, and talked, and talked.

65
Q

I love those kinds of talks…in the arms of the man you love.

A

Actually, we fought most of the time.

66
Q

What?

A

Because I told him I couldn’t marry him.

67
Q

Why would you go and do a thing like that?

A

It’s OK now. We worked it all out.

68
Q

Oh. It was just one of those last-minute jitter things.

A

No. But the weddings still on. (start shaking)

69
Q

…marinating fifty pounds of crab claws

A

(look at Clairee confused.)

70
Q

Hold your head up, darling.

A

Stop it.

71
Q

Shelby? You need some juice.

A

Leave me alone.

72
Q

Drink the juice, honey.

A

No!

73
Q

Who can blame her? Juice after a peppermint?

A

Mama. Stop it. I have candy in my purse.

74
Q

you didn’t bring your purse, honey. Here. Have another sip.

A

No… (actually drink)

75
Q

She’ll be fine if we can get something in her. Drink some more, Shelby.

A

I’m going to leave if you don’t leave me alone.

76
Q

Talk to us, Shelby

A

No.

77
Q

It wasn’t the easiest thing in the world to sit there and watch your child’s heartbreak.

A

Don’t talk about me like I’m not here.

78
Q

Shelby’s the one that’s pushing the issue. He’s crazy about her and…

A

He said, “Shut up. Don’t be stupid. There’s plenty of kids out there that need good homes. We’ll adopt ten of ‘em. We’ll buy ‘em if we have to.”

79
Q

Jackson sounds like good people to me.

A

I knew right then and there that if he was dumb enough to spend the rest of his life withe me then I am dumb enough to spend the rest of my life with him. (realize) Oh gosh…oh gosh…I’m sorry…I’m so sorry, Mama.

80
Q

Shelby, it’s Tommy. He wants to know where your car is.

A

Absolteutyl not. That’s the honeymoon getaway car. He just wants to defile it. Jonathon said he’s been buying rubbers by the case.

81
Q

She’ll have to call you back.

A

Thank you, Mama.

82
Q

I’ll be glad to give you a touch-up before you leave on the honeymoon.

A

I’m going to leave it up long as possible.

83
Q

Somewhere that you can be intimate out of doors…

A

Las Vegas.

84
Q

Shelby? About what Jackson said…

A

I’d rather not talk about it, Mama. What happens in my life now is between Jackson and me. Jackson will take care of me and I will take care of him.

85
Q

Shelby? Did you hear what I said?

A

Mama. I know all about adoption. And I also know the limitations of this body of mine. I would never do anything stupid.

86
Q

Oh, Shelby…no

A

It’s my wedding! I’ll stick baby’s breath up my nose if I want to.

87
Q

…and I can’t seem to manage the people in my own family.

A

Oh! Did you tell them, Mama?

88
Q

I should’ve realized Louie had problems when his imaginary playmates wouldn’t play with him.

A

Your boys grew up fine. They’re just a little scary that’s all.

89
Q

I would never violate their confidence.

A

When Mama says she doesn’t talk, she means it. She’s a brick wall.

90
Q

Shelby? Would you like to finish off that juice?

A

I’m fine, Mama. You finish it.

91
Q

It’s going to be a while before the bridesmaids’ luncheon.

A

You know what you need in here, Truvy? You need a radio. Music is wonderful to have in the background. It takes the pressure off having to talk so much.

92
Q

I know now that I was the victim of premenstrual syndrome.

A

I’ve gotten four radios for wedding presents. I’ll give you one.

93
Q

A lot. But a small-town radio station can be a license to print money if its run right.

A

Miss Clairee. You should buy KPPD. You got plenty of money.

94
Q

Shelby, why don’t you finish off that juice?

A

Forget the damn juice.

95
Q

I hate it when people bring weapons into my shop.

A

How did you get Daddy’s gun away from him?

96
Q

You see, our backyard is full of fruit trees…

A

Which are full of birds. Daddy has been trying to frighten the birds out of the trees by making loud noises. I didn’t want the guests at my wedding reception to spend all night dodging bird do.

97
Q

All I know is my poor animal has to be sedated. He has a condition.

A

Are you sure that’s true? Rhett is a very old dog.

98
Q

That’s your first mistake. Whitey Black is a moron. I’m not even sure he has opposable thumbs.

A

Miss Ouiser, Daddy is not trying to drive you crazy. He’s just trying to make my reception nice. His heart’s in the right place.

99
Q

His color’s good. His skin is real pink.

A

I know for a fact there will be no more gunshots. So why don’t you relax, Miss Ouiser? Have some coffee.

100
Q

Of course they can.

A

You are so brave.

101
Q

I keep asking myself…why me?

A

We are awful. We are all hateful, awful people. Here all we’ve been talking about is weddings and psychotic animals. We’ve been tearing you up inside, haven’t we? I can’t tell you how sorry I am. And you’ve had such a terrible time. Sometimes we don’t know how lucky we are.

102
Q

What can we do to help?

A

I know one thing I can do. Tonight, you are going to drop by my house and have some bleeding armadillo groom’s cake. It’s going to be a great party.

103
Q

Oh, I couldn’t. I still get real emotional sometimes.

A

I can’t stand the thought of someone being unhappy or alone tonight. And if you feel yourself start getting sad, just watch my husband dance. It’s very funny.

104
Q

But I don’t have anything to wear…

A

No problem. I’ll bet I have something that’ll do. I’ll call the house. (go dial phone)

105
Q

Oh…!

A

(on phone) Good! Jonathan. You have to do me a favor / yes now! Go in my closet and bring me two or three of my Sunday things / just anything / use your judgment / very well. Bring the pink dress with the white collar, the pink suit with the cherries pinned on the jacket and the pink and white polka dot / no, Jonathon. Mama doesn’t have Daddy’s gun / Don’t you have better things to do? / What? Well stop him! Now! (hang up)

106
Q

Is something the matter?

A

We’ll see (explosion) Yes.

107
Q

What happened?

A

Daddy tied explosives to Jonathan’s GI Joe bow and arrow and shot them into the trees.