act 1 scene 1 (shelby) Flashcards
entrance
hi everybody!
There she is! There’s my girl! Come break my neck!
Truvy, it’s so good to see you! Morning, Miss Clairee. It’s not that I’m unfriendly, I’m just worried about my nails.
What a pretty color
I hope this doesn’t dry too dark. If it’s too dark it’ll never work. You know the colors are never the same on the bottle.
You will always find that to be true.
This is drying way too dark. Practically pink my foot. Truvy? do you have any of those nail polish remover things?
Here. Wheres your mama?
Right behind me I thought. Hi I’m Shelby Eatenton… soon to be Latcherie.
Today’s Annelles first day
Well Annelle. You’re working with the best. Anyone who’s anybody gets their hair done at truvys.
….And that is bad for my business.
Well, he should be finished with his yard work soon.
I hope so.
You’re not the only one concerned. Mama’s about to have a fit. She and Daddy are fighting like cats and dogs.
They’re just anxious with so much going on.
No they’re not. They just try to create as much tension as possible in any given situation. Its a creed they live by.
….that make your hair fall out
They’re fighting about patio furniture. Jackson and I will never fight about silly things. Are you married Annelle?
How pretty..
Princess Grace
Did you bring me the picture of that hairdo like I asked?
Here you go. Study it carefully. (take out baby’s breath) Here’s the baby’s breath.
Where are you going to put this stuff? There’s no baby’s breath in this picture.
You just stick it in. It’s meant to frame my face. Baby’s breath is part of my whole decoration concept. For a total romantic look. (walk to Clairee) Miss Clairee! What cute shoes!
Perfect. (M’lynn enters)
Hi, Mama. Look at Miss Clairee’s shoes.
Is this a riddle?
Annelle. This is my mama. How’re things at the house?
Oh. Piece of cake.
Mama. This color is all wrong. It looks like a stuck pig bled all over my hands.
I’m sure I have something at the house that’ll do.
But do you have pink?
Of course I have pink.
It has to be delicate.
If I don’t have something, we’ll send one of the boys to get you some delicate pink nail polish.
Great idea, Mama. I’d love to see what Tommy’d pick out. (go to manicure table)
I hope the rain holds off. I’m sorry it’s not a prettier day.
This is perfect weather for me. I don’t function well when it’s hot. I love cloudy days. On cloudy days I feel God’s not trying very hard, so I don’t have to either.
She does sweat profusely.
Thank you, Mama. (go to center chair and sit down)
For the last time…I don’t have it. Ask the boys. Goodbye.
What did daddy want?
Sweep it up?
Yes, mama. Up. Like Princess Grace.
Did you bring Truvy the picture of Jaclyn Smith?
No. I brought the picture of Princess Grace. I destroyed the picture of Jaclyn Smith.
But I thought I had made you understand the advantages of the Jaclyn Smith hairdo…
No, Mama.
Well at least I talked her out of that stupid idea of sticking that baby’s breath all in her hair.
Keep your head in the sink, please. (hide baby’s breath)
What’s Jackson like?
He’s pretty swell. I thought he was a pest at first, but then he kind of grew on me. And now I love him.
Where’d you meet him?
At a party at the Petroleum Club in Shreveport. I had no idea who he was but I was getting a big kick out of watching him on the dance floor. It was painfully obvious he had never taken the time to dance in front of a mirror. There was something so attractive about how stupid he looked.
Is he real romantic?
No. But he does give me flowers. And little presents if I bug him enough. He has promised to give me a red rose on every anniversary corresponding to the number of that anniversary. I think that’s so sweet.
Well, now. That’s a pretty romantic idea, isn’t it?
Yes. I wish it had been his.
He tried. He just couldn’t make it.
You remember your wedding?
…at least he hung on through the state playoffs.
Miss Clairee. There are still good times to be had.
If I go with a friend we’re just a couple of old biddies.
Somebody like you should be able to find something to occupy your time.
Shelby. Are you and Jackson going to live in West Monroe or Monroe proper?
Monroe, of course. His law practice is there.
You are so lucky, Shelby. Louisiana lawyers do well whether they want to or not.
I don’t really care. Don’t get me wrong. The money’s real nice…but I just like the idea of growing old with somebody. My dream is to get old and sit on the back porch covered with grandchildren and say “No!” and “Stop that!”.
Are you going to quit nursing?
Never! I love it. I love being around all those babies…Last week we had this poor little fellow, two and a half months premature. He looked like a big rat. I kept talking to him and holding him. But I knew he wasn’t going to make it.
That’s so sad.
It happens all the time.
Drum and I feel that Shelb y should not work anymore after she gets married.
I’m so anxious to discuss this topic for the nine hundredth time this week…
You should not be on your feet all day. You should be kinder to your circulatory system.
Annelle? I know you’re new and all, but don’t let that stop you. Anytime you have anything to say, you just let ‘er rip.
Does your dress have to go over your head?
You can’t screw her hair up. You just tease it and make it look like a blond football helmet.
How many bridesmaids?
Nine.
Good lord!
Exactly.