Act 2 Pgs. 47 -82 Flashcards
Mr. Bennet
For Gods sake, go and get something useful to do. Get to your studies and dont let me listen to any more of this foolishness.
Elizabeth
Papa, I think you handle Lydia the wrong way.
Mrs. Bennet
Dont be so tiresome, mr. Bennet.
Elizabeth
Jane, will you walk to the village with me this afternoon? I have to get- (ad. Lib.)
Hilda
One for you miss jane, two for miss. Lizzie.
Elizabeth
Thank you, hilda.
Collins
Shyness, no doubt, my dear mrs. Bennet. Miss. Elizabeth is avoiding me out of maidenly modesty.
Elizabeth
Where you calling me mama? Oh mr. collins have you finished your sermon? If you’ll excuse me- I want to reply to this letter from Mr. wickham.
Mrs. Bennet
No, lizzie, mr. Collins has something to say to you-
Elizabeth I desire you to remain here.
Elizabeth
But mr. collins can have nothing to say to me that wont wait , mama
Mr. Collins
Long proposal speech ending in…but you can rest assured that on that score no ungenerous word of reproach shall ever pass my lips after we are married.
Elizabeth
Aren’t you a little hasty, sir? You seem to forget that I have made no answer to this dazzling offer! I appreciate the honor you have done me - but candor compels me to decline it.
Collins
I understand, dear miss Elizabeth- yes it is quite a charming and delicate custom for young ladies to say no when they mean yes. I am, therefore, not at all discouraged and shall hope to lead you to the alter before long.
Elizabeth
Upon my word, sir, you are difficult to discourage. I assure you I am not one of those idiotic young ladies you describe, if indeed they exist outside of novels. Difficult as it seems for you to believe- I will not marry you.
Collins
Come, come, miss Elizabeth-
Elizabeth
You could not make me happy and I certainly could not make you so-
Collins
Such charming modesty
Elizabeth
What is more, I have no ambition to try. And if your friend, the lady Catherine DE bourgh really knew me, she would utterly disapprove of me for it the exalted position you offer.
Collins
OH - if I sought lady Catherine would disapprove! On, but no - impossible! You can be sure that when I have the honor of seeing her ladyship again -
Elizabeth
You had better ask her to choose for you, only select a young woman with the humbler and more contrite heart -
Collins
Ah, No, dear cousin, my mind is made up. And IM too well aware that it is by no means certain that any other gentlemen will ever make you an offer - so I Naturally understand at your rejection of my suit is according to the usual practice of elegant females.
Elizabeth
I see! Well, if you can, try to stop thinking of me as an elegant female. Just picture me as a rational creature With A most inelegant habit of speaking the truth.
Collins
AH,You are quite adorable!
Elizabeth
Mr. Collins!
Collins
I am quite certain now that when my proposal is formally sanctioned by your excellent parents that you will plainly say yes.
Elizabeth
Oh, Mr. Collins, I will as plainly as possible say no. And you need not try to scamper in front of me again. This time I am going out by this door.
Bennett
Where is this misguided girl?
Elizabeth
Here, sir.
Bennett
Come here, my child.I understand that Mr. Collins has made you an offer and that you have refused it.
Elizabeth
I have, papa.
Bennett
Then it seems that an unhappy alternative awaits you, Lizzie period from this day forth you must be a stranger to one of your parents. Your mother will never speak to you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins - and I - will never speak to you again if you do
Elizabeth
Papa!
Mrs Bennett
Now see what you have done, Lizzie, you ungrateful girl! You’ve lost him, and that plain faced scheming little cat will get him and turn us all out of here when your father dies.
Elizabeth
On sense! Charlotte wouldn’t look at him!
Lydia
Ha, ha, hah - we seem to be the 3 graces nobody wants.
Elizabeth
Lydia! It’s nothing Kama mama. Jane had a letter from Caroline bingley - from London -
Jane starts to cry
Elizabeth
Don’t - darling - he’ll come back.
Jane
But, Lizzie, he hasn’t sent one word - not 1! I can’t understand it. Caroline merely tells me they are not coming back until the Spring -
Elizabeth
Nonsense. You’ll see, he will Be here to see papa before the week is out. Only, darling, don’t trust Caroline bingley. She’s fond of you, I know - but she doesn’t want you as her brother’s wife.
Jane
Oh, noe, Lizzie, Caroline has been so sweet to me. C is incapable of deceit!
Elizabeth
All right, my ; believe in her as you do in everyone. One comfort - even she can’t persuade Charles that he doesn’t love you.
Jane
But how can I marry him if his sister is against it?
Elizabeth
That you must decide for yourself, my dearest little saite. If - you decide that the anguish of disobliging his cat of a sister is more than equal to the joy of marrying him - then I advise you to refuse him.
Jane
You naughty girl, Lizzie. You know very well that I should marry him if it vexed every relative he has. But if he doesn’t come back - Lizzie, Lizzie - I couldn’t bear it. I think I should die.
Elizabeth
He must come back - he won’t be able not to -
Jane
Mama!
Elizabeth
Well, mrs Bennett - you certainly don’t believe that marriages are made in heaven -
Mrs bennett
From what I know of men, my dear - if we left it to them and heaven - we would all be old maids.
Elizabeth
Mama -
Darcy
Good morning, miss Elizabeth.
Elizabeth
Good morning!
Darcy
It seems a pity to be wasting all this sunshine.
Elizabeth
it would be if one were doing so Without good reason.
Darcy
You are writing letters?
Elizabeth
Shall we say I was trying to?
Darcy
Pray do not let me disturb you.
Elizabeth
Was there something you wished to say, Mr. Darcy?
Darcy
I was wondering whether you were pleased with Kent?
Elizabeth
I prefer Hartford Shire.
Darcy
We have had little opportunity for conversing these past 2 days. I was surprised to discover you a fellow guest at my aunt’s
Elizabeth
I too was surprised.I had expected to visit the Collins’s at the parsonage. I was not prepared for such an excess of hospitality on the part of your aunt.
Darcy
She likes to have young people about her. But I did not know you were to be here.
Elizabeth
Otherwise you might have remained in town?
Darcy
On the contrary, I should have come with even greater alacrity
Elizabeth
Surprise me, sir, I did not know you were so sociably inclined.
Darcy
Usually I am not. You wish to continue writing. But when you have more leisure.
Elizabeth
Mr. Darcy, if it is conversation you are in need of, I am sure your aunt lady Catherine will be delighted to furnish it you must excuse me. I have to finish my letter.
Collins
Cousin, cousin, you are surely not aware that her ladyship has been asking for you?She intends to join you presently.
Elizabeth
I am honored, but I am very busy, Mr. Collins.
Collins
Must forgive my cousin, she has had so few advantages - I like to prepare things for lady Catherine. She is accustomed to deference. Ah, her ladyship is coming - you are certain your ready, cousin?
Elizabeth
Yes, Mr. Collins.
Lady Catherine
He has no right to be late for breakfast in my house. What were you and miss Bennett saying to each other comet Darcy? Ah, you are writing letters, I see, miss Bennett.
Elizabeth
I was.