Act 1: Scene 8

Question 1

Start of Scene 8

Answer 1

And this is Cousin Helga from Baden-Baden.

Question 2

Ali: Who’s that looking over her shoulder?

Answer 2

Oh, no. That’s her other head.

Question 3

Ali: She has two heads?

Answer 3

Well, you know what they say.

Question 4

Ali: And who’s that man in the dress?

Answer 4

Oh. That’s Aunt Herman. Wednesday’s uncle, twice removed. (turns to another photo) And here’s Gomez and me, at our wedding.

Question 5

Ali: What’s that?

Answer 5

Our wedding vows

Question 6

Ali: That’s so romantic. (reading) “We promise to tango at least three times a week.”

Answer 6

-For passion.

Question 7

Ali: “We promise to tell each other everything.”

Answer 7

-For truth

Question 8

Ali: Everything?

Answer 8

Of course.

Question 9

Ali: And you’re still married?

Answer 9

More than ever.

Question 10

Ali: Boy, it sure doesn’t work that way in our house.

Answer 10

How does it work?

Question 11

Ali: Well- “What’s good for the gander is a nice quiet goose; if I told Mal my secrets, all hell would break loose.”

Answer 11

Alice, I’m shocked, What kind of a marriage is it you keep secrets?