Act 1: Scene 3

Question 1

Wed: singing DO WHAT’S TRULY TABOO. AS I’M PULLED IN A NEW DIRECTION!

Answer 1

I was right! It is the boy-

Question 2

Go: Yes, but I don’t think it’s such a big-

Answer 2

Puppy dogs? Disney world? She’s in no state to entertain guests. We have to cancel the dinner.

Question 3

Go: No!

Answer 3

What?

Question 4

Go: I mean we can’t do that.

Answer 4

Why?

Question 5

Because then there won’t be a dinner.

Answer 5

Gomez- Do you love your daughter? Do you care for her mental well-being?

Question 6

Go: Of course-

Answer 6

Do you want her to be put on heavy medication and spend the rest of her days hating us because we let her ruin her life?

Question 7

Go: Singing THERE ARE FOUR THINGS

Answer 7

Gomez! (Ding!) Would you stop that!

Question 8

Go: I think we should have this dinner

Answer 8

Why?

Question 9

Go: We need to introduce her to the world.

Answer 9

Are you out of your mind? Have you seen the world lately? Now stop prattling and go tell her the dinner is off.

Question 10

Go: But, Cara-

Answer 10

You’re the father. The father is the canceller. And if after 25 years of marriage you can’t do this one thing for me, than I just don’t know what!

Question 11

Wed: Okay. And then they’ll want to see the house, and then at eight, we’ll have dinner and they can be back at their hotel by nine thirty. (Family mumurs approval)

Answer 11

Wednesday, your father has something to tell you.

Question 12

Wed: Thank you, Daddy!

Answer 12

(alla Duse) Well, it seems I’ve been outvoted. (and) So- Dinner it is. (then) Drinks, dinner and then, The Game.

Question 13

Wed: Oh God please no! Not, The Game.

Answer 13

(sweetly) But, it’s family tradition.

Question 14

Wed: It’s my dinner!

Answer 14

But it’s my house, darling. Dinner, and The Game.

Question 15

Ga: Uh, Define normal? (rat squeaks) shh.

Answer 15

Normal is an illusion, darling. What’s normal for the spider is a calamity for the fly.