Act 1 Scene 1 Flashcards
TRUVY: I was hoping you’d catch that.
It’s a little poofier than I would normally do, but I’m nervous.
TRUVY: I’m not real concerned about that. When I go to bed I wrap my entire head with toilet tissue so it usually gets a little smushed down anyway in that process.
In my class at the trade school, I was number one when I came to frosting and streaking. I did my own. (HAND TRUVY MIRROR)
TRUVY: Really? I wouldn’t have known. And I can spot a bottle job at twenty paces. Well… Your technique is good, and your form and content will improve with experience. So, you’re hired.
Oh!!!!! (HUGS TRUVY)
TRUVY: And not a moment too soon! This morning we are going to be as busy as a one-armed paper hanger.
Thank you, Miss Truvy! Thank you!
TRUVY: No time. Now. You know where the coffee stuff is. Everything else is on a tray next to the stove.
Here. Let me help you. You’ve got little tiny hairs and fuzzier all over you.
TRUVY: Annelle? This is the most successful shop in town. Wanna know why?
Why?
TRUVY: Do not scrimp on anything. Feel free to use as much hair spray as you want. (ENTER) just shove that stuff to one side, it goes right there. Manicure station here….
There’s no such thing as natural beauty…
TRUVY: Remember that, or we’re all out of a job. Just look at me, Annelle. It takes some effort to look like this.
I can see that. How many ladies do we have this morning?
TRUVY: How long have you been here in town?
A few weeks…
TRUVY: New in town! It must be exciting being in a new place. I wouldn’t know. I’ve lived her all my life.
It’s a little scary.
TRUVY: I can imagine. Well… Tell me things about yourself.
There’s nothing to tell. I live here, I’ve got a job now. That’s it. Could I borrow a few of these back issues of Southern hair?
TRUVY: You must live close by. Within walking distance, I mean. I didn’t see a car.
My car’s… I don’t have a carb I’ve been staying across the river at Robeline’s boarding house.
TRUVY: I have to tell you, when it comes to suffering, she’s right up there with Elizabeth Taylor.
I had no idea. Is that a gunshot?
TRUVY: Yes, dear. I believe it is. Plug in the hot plate please.
But why is someone firing a gun in a nice neighborhood like this?
TRUVY: Clairee, this is Annelle. She’s taking Judy’s place.
Pleased to meet you.
CLAIREE: I have the pom poms to prove it. What is your name, dear?
Oh. My married name’s Dupuy.
CLAIREE: I don’t think I know any Dupuys.
I just moved her. I’m originally from Zwolle.
TRUVY: Honey, it’s the eighties. If you can achieve puberty, you can achieve a past.
ENTER STAGE RIGHT
TRVUY: Annelle? How did you make this coffee?
Like you said, I poured hot water through the thing.
TRUVY: Where’d you get the water?
It was boiling on the stove.
TRUVY: Did you notice the hot dogs in the bottom of the pot?
No.
TRUVY: Make some more, please.
I’m so sorry.
Enter when SHELBY SAYS: TRUVY? Do you have any of those nail polish remover things?
Enter stage right
SHELBY: Hi! I’m Shelby Eatenton… Soon to be Latcherie.
Hi. I’m Annelle. I’m new.
SHELBY: Are you married, Annelle?
Oh. I hope that coffee’s better.
CLAIREE: It smells right.
How pretty…