Act 1 Scene 1

Question 1

He does, he really does! (EN)

Answer 1

I’m not missing anything good, am I?

Question 2

Goodness no, darling! Bob’s telling jokes!

Answer 2

Oh, golly! Let me know when it’s over!

Question 3

(Pause & Laughter)

Answer 3

Hey Millie, where you folks keep your olives?

Question 4

Icebox

Answer 4

Terrific.

Question 5

Darling, I do wish you’d let me help.

Answer 5

And reveal my secret recipe? Now stay put, prepare your tastebuds! Six Baxter Specials coming right up!

Question 6

Oh, you! (EN)

Answer 6

Hey Millie, got any seltzer?

Question 7

Under the sink

Answer 7

How ‘bout sardines?

Question 8

No, sorry.

Answer 8

That’s okay, I’ll make do.

Question 9

Oh, it is! (EN)

Answer 9

Six Baxter Specials, as promised!

Question 10

… and your lovely wife as new friends.

Answer 10

Hear hear!

Question 11

… Fine Americans, both of you.

Answer 11

Well, I’m about to bust my buttons. My little woman, a real honest-to-goodness patriot!

Question 12

Bold. He said bold.

Answer 12

Bold in what way?

Question 13

… There are other security risks within our ranks.

Answer 13

Golly, no. What kind?

Question 14

That’s what they call themselves.

Answer 14

No, Mrs. Sunderson, I think that’s the word other people use.

Question 15

They are far cagier opponent than we realized. Getting around the tests for mental stability.

Answer 15

Perhaps it’s because they’re not unstable.

Question 16

See you tomorrow Mr. Sunderson.

Answer 16

Good night sir.

Question 17

… What the hell was that flapdoodle with the handkerchiefs?

Answer 17

You’ve lost me.

Question 18

Poor pitiful thing.

Answer 18

So, Mrs. Baxter! You and Bob are gonna save America from perverts. Fancy that!

Question 19

That is what Bob and I do.

Answer 19

You look for Communists. Not homosexuals.

Question 20

Millie, it’s not even worthy of discussion. It won’t happen.

Answer 20

How do you know nothing’s going to happen?

Question 21

… Columbia Heights to get my nails done.

Answer 21

And find a butcher. Norma’s right, you should keep your stories simple.

Question 22

We know, we know. You were in Quebec for the summer (cut)

Answer 22

You were nineteen (cut)

Question 23

A midwestern girl in a strange land who encountered (cut)

Answer 23

The young and nubile Professor Pepper. She gave you your first crepe.

Question 24

She read you French poetry in a private garden (cut)

Answer 24

You learned to write prose and appreciate your body (cut)

Question 25

… You and Bob have your own sofa.

Answer 25

We like yours better. Sometimes when you’re not home we like to come over and get naked on this one. Just to switch things up a bit.

Question 26

My God, are there stains? Get up right now!

Answer 26

We’re not indecent about it. We put down a towel.

Question 27

That is repulsive.

Answer 27

Grow up. Sex is messy. Bodies leak things. Think of everything that pours out of your lady parts!

Question 28

You are so crude!

Answer 28

It’s biology. I’m a teacher. I thought you liked teachers.

Question 29

That’s it, you two are like children, we are getting a plastic cover.

Answer 29

Bob, about what Sunderson said (cut)

Question 30

Barbara Granr speaks six languages. The first phrase she learned in each of them was “Don’t get me pregnant.”

Answer 30

Barbara Grant sounds fantastic.

Question 31

Half of Washington seems to think so.

Answer 31

Let’s have her over.

Question 32

You boys could help with cleaning up!

Answer 32

That’s woman’s work!

Question 33

Jimmy Baxter, get up right now, you do not want to get your ass kicked by a dyke!

Answer 33

Are you guys really gonna fire people for this?

Question 34

Because you’re amazing, and I love you. Boys, go home.

Answer 34

We can take a hint. The sisters of Sappho want to be alone.