Act 1 lines - Scene 8-12

Question 1

Scene 7
Come, Beineke - let me show you the moat. Did you bring a bathing suit? Never mind let’s be crazy.
sfx

Answer 1

Scene 8
And this is Cousin Helga from Baden-Baden

Question 2

ALICE: Who’s that looking over her shoulder?

Answer 2

Oh no. That’s her other head.

Question 3

ALICE: She has two heads?

Answer 3

Well, you know what they say
(MORTICIA and ALICE share a laugh)

Question 4

ALICE: And who’s that man in the dress?

Answer 4

Oh. That’s Aunt Herman. Wednesday’s uncle.
And here’s Gomez and me, at our wedding.

Question 5

MORTICIA: Oh. That’s Aunt Herman. Wednesday’s uncle.
And here’s Gomez and me, at our wedding.
ALICE: What’s that?

Answer 5

Our wedding vows.

Question 6

That’s so romantic. “We promise to tango at least three times a week,”

Answer 6

For passion.

Question 7

“We promise to tell each other everything.”

Answer 7

For truth.

Question 8

ALICE: Everything?

Answer 8

Of course.

Question 9

ALICE: And you’re still married?

Answer 9

More than ever.

Question 10

ALICE: Boy it sure doesn’t work that way in our house.

Answer 10

How does it work?

Question 11

ALICE: Well what’s good for the gander is a nice quiet goose; if I told Mal my secrets, all heck would break loose.

Answer 11

Alice, I’m shocked. What kind of marriage is it where you keep secrets?

Question 12

WEDNESDAY: We found each other. It’s kind of a miracle.

Answer 12

Gomez!

Question 13

WEDNESDAY: Daddy, you promised after dinner.

Answer 13

What were the three of you whispering about?

Question 14

GOMEZ: Come, Lucas. I should you the most. Did you ever see a rat as big as a dachshund?
LUCAS: No sir.

Answer 14

Gomez.
What’s going on?

Question 15

Nothing. We were just talking.

Answer 15

That wasn’t talking, that was conspiring.

Question 16

No, it was talking! Conspiring is-

Answer 16

That’s what you were doing!

Question 17

Querida stop this foolishness.

Answer 17

You’re keeping something from me.

Question 18

Querida, I have never kept anything from you, and may lightening strike me where I stand if I am keeping anything from you now.

Answer 18

That it should come to this.

Question 19

Here, Cara. I have an urge to take you in my arms.

Answer 19

No Gomez

Question 20

GOMEZ: Here, Cara. I have an urge to take you in my arms.
MORTICIA: No Gomez
GOMEZ: What?

Answer 20

Not today.

Question 21

But you’ve never turned down a trip to heaven

Answer 21

Not today. I’ll be in my room waiting until you’re ready to share, like a proper husband.

Question 22

… “Keep it pink in the middle, a little crispy on the outside”

Answer 22

Thank you dear. And now it’s time to play The Game.

Question 23

GOME: Cara maybe the game is a bad idea.
WEDNESDAY: Thank you daddy

Answer 23

No it’s a good idea. And if it isn’t then somebody will be sleeping on the couch for a very long time.

Question 24

ALICE: Oh! Spanish! What does it mean?

Answer 24

“Full Disclosure”

Question 25

Exactly. Everyone sips from the sacred family chalice -

Answer 25

And confesses a secret they’ve never told anyone

Question 26

Loosely based on the inquisition.

Answer 26

And you have to absolutely tell the truth.

Question 27

MORT: And you have to absolutely tell the truth.
ALICE: Or what?

Answer 27

Or there are consequences.

Question 28

ALICE: Oh no, no no no no.

Answer 28

And now Gomez will break the ice. My husband has something he needs to disclose.

Question 29

No, no, the host goes last.

Answer 29

Lurch, the sacred chalice!

Question 30

….. Full Disclosure.

Answer 30

Well we’ll just have to come back to you won’t we? Wednesdays turn.

Question 31

FESTER: I… am in love

Answer 31

Awww!

Question 32

You’re probably, what could a fat bald person no specific gender know about love? But I, too am in love. Fester loves!

Answer 32

Oh Fester - who is it?