Act 1 lines - Scene 1-5 Flashcards

1
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Come to me, my luscious wife - oh she of skin so pale, eyes so black, and dress cut down to Venezuela - and tell us what it is every Addams hopes for!

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Darkness and grief and unspeakable sorrow

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Mi amor!

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Will you love me for ever and ever?

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We shall be besotted with each other as the night we met!

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Our first date! You took me to see -

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4
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Death of a salesman

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How we laughed!

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And now we summon our beloved Ancestors. Why do we do this?

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Because living or dead, family is still family

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6
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Oww! Fouled by your lighting reflexes!

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Gomez, look

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Ugh! Flowers! Who would send something so tasteless?

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“The most precious gift there is, more goodylicious than gold, is that blessing we call friendship, whether new or very old”

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“Goodylicious?” Who talks like this?

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The Beinekes. Wednesday’s friend Lucas and his parents. They’re coming for dinner tonight

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Lucas?

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Yes

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10
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But Lucas is a boy’s name

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Yes

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Wednesday has a friend who’s a boy?

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It’s nothing darling. Puppy love. Put these in water.

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WEDNESDAY: Mom, Dad, I shot dinner.

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Oh Wednesday, that’s lovely. Wherever did you find it?

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WEDNESDAY: Petting zoo.

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Thank you, dear. Come Lurch, we’ll whip up something really special. And this time we’ll actually cook it. Oh Gomez, guests for dinner! Fresh meat!

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A BOY, A GIRL, A RING…

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Something’s wrong with Wednesday

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What do you mean?

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She’s in the kitchen smiling like this. Maybe it is this boy

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16
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This boy? Don’t be silly. Ha! I say. And double ha! Ha-ha! You yourself said: puppy love! Come, darling - I feel the urge to take you in my arms. Let’s go upstairs -

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Gomez

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17
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On the other hand, she is a healthy young woman. Like you were. Are. Like you are. She could even fall in love and get married. Like you did.

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Don’t be ridiculous Gomez. I’m much too young to have a married daughter

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Of course. I didn’t think of that.

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Besides she’ll have lots of boys

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How do you know?

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Because she’s my daughter

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Yes but what if - and I have no reason to say this - what if she did meet someone who stole her heart?

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Don’t be silly. When that happens I’ll be the first to know. Wednesday tells me everything. Just like you do

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21
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OR TELL THE TRUTH TO EITHER ONE-

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Gomez, you do tell me everything don’t you?

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22
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MORTICIA: Gomez, you do tell me everything don’t you?
GOMEZ: Of course!

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Oh my. You’re perspiring

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23
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MORTICIA: Oh my. You’re perspiring.
GOMEZ: What?

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I hope you’re not coming down with a case of Liars Shingles

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MORTICIA: I hope you’re not coming down with a case of Liars Shingles.
GOMEZ: No! No!

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I think Wednesday and I should have a little chat

25
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AS IM PULLED IN A NEW DIRECTION!

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I was right! It is the boy

26
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Yes, but I don’t think it’s such a big-

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Puppy dogs? Disney world? She’s in no state to entertain guests. We have to cancel the dinner.

27
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MORTICIA: Puppy dogs? Disney world? She’s in no state to entertain guests. We have to cancel the dinner.
GOMEZ: No!

A

What?

28
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I mean we can’t do that

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Why?

29
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Because then there won’t be a dinner.

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Gomez - do you love your daughter? Do you care for her mental well-being?

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MORTICIA: Gomez - do you love your daughter? Do you care for her mental well-being?
GOMEZ: Of course-

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Do you want her to be put on heavy medication and spend the rest of her days hating us because we let her ruin her life?

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THERE ARE FOUR THINGS

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Gomez!
Would you stop that!

32
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I think we should have this dinner

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Why?

33
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We need to introduce her to the world-

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Are you out of your mind? Have you seen the world lately? Now stop prattling and go tell her the dinner is off.

34
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But cara-

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You’re the father. The father is the canceller. And if after 25 years of marriage you can’t do this one thing for me, then I just don’t know what!

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WEDNESDAY: …Okay. And then they’ll want to see the house, and then at either, we’ll have dinner and they can be back at their hotel by nine thirty.

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Wednesday, your father has something to tell you.

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GOMEZ: Maybe just a little dinner.
WEDNESDAY: Thank you, daddy!

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Well, it seems I’ve been outvoted.
So dinner it is.
Drinks, dinner, and then, The Game.

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WEDNESDAY: What? Please no! Not the Game

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But it’s a family tradition

38
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WEDNESDAY: It’s my dinner!

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But it’s my house darling. Dinner, and the Game.

39
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GRANDMA: Define normal. (rat squeaks) Shhhh

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Normal is an illusion darling. What’s normal for the spider is a calamity for the fly.

40
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Allow me to present my wife, la duena, mother of my children, el amor de mi vida… the love of my life - Morticia!

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Sorry I’m late. I was putting the apple pie on the window sill to cool.

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That’s my little woman. A duchess in the parlor and a genius in the kitchen.

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Oh Gomez!
So very pleased. Mr Beineke…

42
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MAL: Mrs. Addams

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Mrs. Beineke…

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ALICE: Alice.

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Alice. And you must be Lucas. What a lovely name.

44
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MAL: They don’t need to know that!

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No, no. It’s a beautiful sorry.
Wednesday has a cousin who swallowed his tongue. He tolks lak dis… “Hello, how are you?”

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WEDNESDAY: Thank you mother. Hi, I’m Wednesday.

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What are you wearing?

46
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WEDNESDAY: A dress

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A yellow dress

47
Q

Paloma what happened? You look like a crime scene.

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Will you excuse us for a moment?
I won’t have that colour in my house.

48
Q

I’m just being normal, ok?

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Darling, we don’t wear bright colours. Bright colours are for people with no inner life and no imagination.

Oh look. It’s everywhere.

49
Q

And now for a welcoming toast from the extensive Addams caves!

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Children, you’re excused

50
Q

ALICE: Excuse me. Do you have a little girls room?

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Come with me dear. I’ll show you.

51
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Morticia, a grand tour for the missus. And the mister and I will go below for some ‘guy stuff’. Then dinner-

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And after dinner - The Game!

52
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ALICE: Did you get the flowers?

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Oh yes. And the lovely poem. Wherever did you find it?

53
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MORTICIA: Oh yes. And the lovely poem. Wherever did you find it?
ALICE: I wrote it.

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No!

54
Q

When I’m depressed or feeling blessed,
A poem will get it off my chest.
They come to me, they take no time,
They just pop out and always rhyme.

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Maybe you should see someone about that.

55
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And they’re always about the one thing everyone needs and so few have!

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Health care?