Act 1 Flashcards
CARRIE: How much time did you spend?
VICTOR: None.
HEATHER: (ENTERS LEFT with ROLF.) Rolf, you’re not listening!
ROLF: I’ll rake all the leaves in your yard.
HEATHER: No.
ROLF: I’ll let you tutor me every afternoon for three weeks. Six weeks?
HEATHER: Rolf, passing summer school is your only chance. You
blow it, you blow American history. You blow American history,
you don’t graduate.
EMILY: Forget it, Rolf.
CARRIE: She’s a teacher. She’s immune to charm.
HEATHER: I wouldn’t exactly put it like that.
ROLF: I knew it had something to do with measurements.
HEATHER: Sorry, Rolf. After that, I’d say you ought to flunk history
even if you survive summer school.
ROLF: Ladies, ladies. No need to be jealous. Perhaps one of you
would be so kind as to share your sleeping bag—
HEATHER: (Clears her throat loudly.) I’m sure we will have no need to
share, Rolf. (To the OTHERS.) Has anybody seen Lupe?
CARRIE: Three. She just started at the Starlight Theater.
HEATHER: Oh, dear. I hope she makes it. The bus driver told me
he wouldn’t wait. So, are we all excited? (STUDENTS stare at
HEATHER.) We’ll have a good time. Really. My aunts are very nice,
and they’re so glad we’re coming. They can use all the help they
can get to open the wax museum on time. It’ll be a real tourist
attraction for Cultully.
JOEL: Yeah, like Madame Tussaud’s. I hear she’s got a Chamber of
Horrors, and you can see victims of—
HEATHER: Thank you, Joel, but wax museums are not creepy. Besides,
this isn’t just a wax museum. There will be all sorts of other
interesting historical items on display.
JOEL: Ms. Fairchild, “interesting historical” is an oxymoron. (LUPE
runs ON RIGHT out of breath.)
HEATHER: Good! You made it, Lupe.
LUPE: I would, but I’m the only one in my family who has a job
right now.
HEATHER: Well, hopefully this will feel like a little vacation for
all of us. (The STUDENTS plaster fake smiles on their faces as
HEATHER EXITS LEFT. Reluctantly, they follow her OFF as the
LIGHTS FADE OUT.)
VICTOR: Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car
get exhausted. (STUDENTS groan. HEATHER ENTERS LEFT.)
HEATHER: Get all your instructions, guys?
JOEL: Do we really have to do all this work?
HEATHER: You wouldn’t have to if you had done your work during the
school year.
EMILY: And we don’t really care about any of this stuff.
HEATHER: Listen, you’re probably all hungry after the bus ride. I
just put some sandwiches and drinks in the break room. Go get
something to eat, then come back and we’ll get started, okay?
ROLF: (To HEATHER.) Looks like I may have a date after all this evening!
(EXITS LEFT.)
HEATHER: (Shakes her head, moves to table and looks at some of
the information. SKIP ENTERS RIGHT carrying a ladder. He freezes
when he sees HEATHER, who looks up.) Skip?
SKIP: Yeah. You… you got here
HEATHER: Sure.
SKIP: I thought you were bringing some kids.
HEATHER: They’re in the break room getting something to eat.
SKIP: Never figured you for a teacher.
HEATHER: Never figured you for a… what do you do?
SKIP: I own my own construction business.
HEATHER: Impressive.
SKIP: Not really. This is my first job.
HEATHER: Mine, too. I guess we have to start someplace.
SKIP: So, how have you been?
HEATHER: I got over it.
SKIP: I didn’t really mean…
HEATHER: Oh, how have I been?