A1 - Openers

Question 1

Lies opener

Answer 1

Hey guys, quick question, who lies more, girls or guys?

Question 2

Are you shy opener.

Answer 2

Are you guys shy? I’ve been standing here talking to my friend for 5 minutes now and you still haven’t said “hi”

Question 3

Compliment Opener

Answer 3

You know, I like your Shirt, it says a great thing about your personality.

Question 4

Dental Floss opener

Answer 4

Hey Guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It’s very important, and we need a woman’s perspective. It’s a matter of life and death. My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life… Do you brush then floss or do you floss then brush? See, No one knows!

Question 5

drug dealer opener

Answer 5

Hey, I need your opinion on something. Does my friend here look like a drug dealer? (pause) Cause, we were outside and some dude came up to him and touched him on the shoulder like this (touch girl on the shoulder)and said “Hey Man, you got some E?”

Question 6

Drug Dealer Follow up opener

Answer 6

Since I’ve changed my look I get asked,”Do you party?” like all the time. I think they’re looking for coke. Another thing I’ve noticed is about 10 times a night I’ll get someone coming up to me and asking “can I bum a cigarette?” I don’t smoke but I’m seriously considering carrying around a pack. But not like regular cigarettes. Like Virginia slim 120s. Then I’ll just pull one out and hand it to the guy and he’ll be all like. “WTF?” etc.”

Question 7

Eighties Music

Answer 7

Hey Guys, help me out, I’ve had this song stuck in my head ALL day and I can’t remember who sings it. It goes “you spin me right round baby, right round like a record player right round, round ,round” Who sings it?!? I was talking to my mom earlier today and she said its lionel Richie, but I know that isn’t right! Then later in the night you can reopen with “Dead or Alive”

Question 8

Elvis opener

Answer 8

Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? What was his natural hair color? Dirty Blonde. Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair? I don’t know what her natural hair color was, I’m not Cliff Claven, but can you picture that these two would dye their hair every couple of weeks around a dirty sink in some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that before, did you?

Question 9

Elvis Eyes

Answer 9

(Do in the mirror) Did you know that all Elvis had to do to get a shag was look directly into the girl’s eyes and smile? Then Look into the woman’s eyes and smile.

Question 10

Fat Elvis

Answer 10

Hey guys, if you were going to hire an Elvis impersonator for your friend’s birthday party, would you hire a young Elvis or a fat Elvis? Get this, my friend lived in Graceland for a year and he said the craziest thing. He told me that the fat Elvis impersonators always got the hot chicks, and the young Elvis’s were always alone. I couldn’t believe it at first, but I thought about it, and it kinda makes sense. I guess women just lose all control when they see a fat Elvis impersonator doing “Hunka Hunka Hunka burnin’ love.”

Question 11

Gay opener

Answer 11

I need your honest opinion on something. Do I look gay?…..Because something really funny just happened, this dude was hitting on me in another bar!

Question 12

Khaki Opener

Answer 12

Hey guys, my friends and I were making fun of some frat boys, and got into an argument…. is khaki a color or a fabric? (The correct answer is that khaki is a color, and most girls know this.) See, I was thinking it was a color, but the thing is that you never see a khaki car or wallpaper color or anything like that!

Question 13

G-String opener

Answer 13

Hey guys, you won’t believe what’s going on with a friend of mine and his girlfriend. They’ve been dating each other for six months now, and my friend really loves her. But the had this big fight a few weeks ago and she went to visit her mother to cool down. While she was gone, my friend was so depressed that he ended up hooking up with some random girl he met in a club. Anyway, a few days later they get back together and she finds this girl’s thong panties in the bathroom, and she KNOWS they aren’t hers. So she confronts my friend on this, and he lies and says that the panties are his! And that he likes to dress up in woman’s underwear. So I don’t know if his girlfriend knew he was lying and just wanted to punish him, or if she really is into this or not, but she said she thinks that’s really kinky and wants him to wear woman’s underwear around the house. So he’s been doing this for a few weeks now and is absolutely MISERABLE! So I think he should just come clean and let his girlfriend know what happened. What do you guys think? How Important is trust in a relationship? Or do you think some things should remain hidden, even if it means being miserable?

Question 14

Female Roommate

Answer 14

I’ve been offered this *SWEET* place in (x part of town), *BUT*….I have to live with FOUR girls. Like *FOUR*. I’m going to get 4 times the boyfriend complaints; I’ll never get in the freaking bathroom… I’m gonna have to start showering at the truck stop, and you KNOW they’re gonna synchronize. (Smile Knowingly) Heck, I’ll probably start *MY* period. I’m going to have to leave the house for 5 days a month! Did you know that’s why primitive Civilizations developed camping? All the women in the tribe would synchronize and the guys would look up at the moon and be like “The antelope are moving now, we must HUNT.” Also….living with all those girls, I could get RAPED. Did you know that 95% of guys that get date raped commit suicide in 6 months? Girls are such sexual predators…*(Go into Sexual Predator Routine)

Question 15

Girl fighting outside opener

Answer 15

Oh My God! Did you see those two girls fighting outside the club? They were totally going at it, one was pulling the other’s hair, and the other one drew blood with her nails. And they seemed to be fighting over this short guy. He was standing near them just totally laughing!

Question 16

Talk show opener

Answer 16

Hey, my friend here just got invited on the Ricki Lake Show. But the theme of the show is Secret Admirers. They Told him he’s got an admirer, but he won’t find out whom until he’s live on the set. So maybe it’ll be someone cute, buy maybe not; it might even be a guy. What would you do if you were him?

Question 17

Seattle Girl Friend

Answer 17

Hey Guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So he’s up visiting her in Seattle last week, and they’re out on a walk. He takes a few pictures of them together. Like really cute ones with them together. Some of them they’re just hanging out, and a few of them they’re like kissing or whatever while they’re out walking. Anyway, the next morning he wakes up, and checks his camera. He looks at the pictures, and he sees that she’s woken up before him and gone into it and deleted the pictures where they’re kissing and left the ones where they’re just hanging out. He goes to her and says “are you psycho? Why are you going into my camera?” She says it’s because she thought she looked bad in the pictures, and didn’t want him to have them. But he can’t figure out if she’s psycho or if it’s legit that for girls they just hate having pictures out there where she doesn’t look good. He just really liked them because he likes her and doesn’t judge the pics like that”

Question 18

Huge Purse Opener

Answer 18

Wow, that’s a huge purse. You don’t have a some little dog named Precious in there, do you?

Question 19

Cocky and Funny Shy

Answer 19

I realize you’re probably shy because you get no attention from men whatsoever, so I decided to com over and pay attention to you.

Question 20

Kinda Hot

Answer 20

You’re kinda hot, are you friendly?4

Question 21

Short girl

Answer 21

Hey, you’re kinda cute for a short girl.

Question 22

No Good

Answer 22

You look like you’re up to no good. (The woman/women will most likely say “what do you mean?” and you will need something to follow it up with like “you look like you were going to follow me home and stalk me”

Question 23

What’s your sign?

Answer 23

Hey guys, quick question, me and a friend were talking about astrology and whether or not women can guess a guys sign. Guess my sign for me.

Question 24

Trouble

Answer 24

Are you guys causing trouble over here?

Question 25

3rd times the charm

Answer 25

You guys will like me better the third time you meet me.

Question 26

Remember Me?

Answer 26

Hey, do you remember me? (huh?) Yeah, you were standing on the other side of the club and I walked buy, yeah, I was that guy.

Question 27

Good time

Answer 27

Is everyone having a good time here? (you are taking the role of the person incharge and responsible for making sure everyone is having fun at the party.)

Question 28

open seat

Answer 28

(when there is an open seat at the woman’s table, sit down and say) Did you save this seat for me? (you want a big smile all through out this opener.)

Question 29

Lost Dog

Answer 29

Hey guys, did you see a little grey dog about this big? Ok, well you want to give me your phone number so when I find it you can stop looking for it.

Question 30

Cross that line

Answer 30

(When a girl bumps you by accident) Hey, (draw a line on the ground with your foot) don’t cross that line. (body rock away with a sligh smile)

Question 31

Are you old enough

Answer 31

(When a bartender or waitress asks what you want to drink you look at her accusingly) Are you old enough to serve drinks? Let me see some ID.

Question 32

Night Off

Answer 32

(To bartender or waitress) Hey, what time did you start tonight? (Look at watch after getting answer) You’ve worked hard tonight, you can have the rest of the night off; It’s ok I’m (name)

Question 33

Where you taking me?

Answer 33

(when you and your friends are walking in the opposite direction of the women) I don’t know what you guys are doing but I’m going with them. (step into their path, turn around and hold out your arms and wait for them to grab your arms and walk with you) so where you guys taking me?

Question 34

Ryan’s Candycane Opener

Answer 34

(You need a candycane for this opener, it has to be visable, like a shirt pocket and the woman has to ask for it)

Woman “Hey, can I have that Candycane?”

You “Sure.” (Reach for the candycane, pretend to give it to her and then pull it back) “Wait a minute, what’s your name?” (Get her to give you her first and last name) “Whoa, I total would, but I’ve seen Santa’s naughty list and you…(Shake head no)

Question 35

The Island Opener

Answer 35

Hey guys, quick questions, what do you guys think, if you owned your own island, what’s the first thing you would do on it. (this is a qualifying question. This will allow you to follow with a cold reading and give them reconition for something that you like and gives you materal to use for a neg.)