A1 - Openers

Question 0

Bike Blinker

Answer 0

What would you so if you saw someone stealing a bike blinker?

Saw bum while riding home from work, went after him, lied “give me my blinker back”, gave to cashier

Question 1

Blood Bank

Answer 1

Have you ever given blood before?… Lady said no exercise, rode bike there, …pff good luck

Question 2

Holding ex’s hand

Answer 2

Walking home late one night from giants game with roommate and ex, held up at gun point, lie about iPhone, gets a few bucks, walks away

Question 3

Bossy roommate

Answer 3

Leslie had desk in room, asked if he wanted to move. temp was super hot, asked why, he said I would have to adapt. I opened window, “what are you doing?” “Adapting.”

Question 4

Group - where to go

Answer 4

Some friends and I are looking for some cool places to hang out and you ladies look like you could be a lot of fun. So where would you recommend?

Question 5

PUA?

Answer 5

Have you ever met a guy who sleeps with all the girls?

Question 6

RELATIONSHIPS AND THE UNKNOWN

Answer 6

these are best openers

Question 7

Jealous gf

Answer 7

Friend dating girl for 3 months, still friends with ex from college, how do you feel about that? They still talk once a week.

You the girl, guy had a drawer, has memorabilia from life, does look at them, girl wants guy to burn