#14

Question 1

“Fans Riot at Roxie Auction!”

Answer 1

“Roxie’s Nightie Raises 200 bucks”

Question 2

Velma: Mama, you know I’m not a jealous person. But everytime I see that tomato’s name on the front page, it drives me nertz.

Answer 2

Baby, I got some bad news.

Question 3

Velma: What do you mean?

Answer 3

I mean, the tour is cancelled.

Question 4

Velma: Cancelled!

Answer 4

Well, your name hasn’t been in the paper a long time. I been getting calls from William Morris all day. “We’ve lost interest” “We don’t want her” “She’s washed up” “She’s a bum”. Don’t you know how it hurts Mama to hear that about someone she cares for?

Question 5

Velma: Oh, sure.

Answer 5

All you read about today is the Hart kid!

Question 6

Velma: Suppose I talk Hart into doing that sister act with me?

Answer 6

Ladies and Gentlemen, Velma Kelly in an act of desperation.

Question 7

Kitty: I’m not answering any more questions.

Answer 7

Come on dearie, I’ll show you to your suite. You’re gonna love it.

Question 8

Ensemble (singing): LOOK AT MY BABY AND ME

Answer 8

I think it’s sweet. We’ve never had one of our girls in the family way.