1204-1403 Flashcards

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1204畔paddy ridge

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A PADDY-RIDGE divides the RICE FIELD in HALF

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1205判judgment

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In the bible, King Solomon’s JUDGMENT was admired not by saying to cut the baby in HALF with the SWORD, but that it revealed who the true mother was.

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1206券ticket

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Entering the movie, the dude asks for your #ticket#, so he can tear it in half. He looks at you funny when you hand him a ticket already torn in half. He quietly tears the stub into quarters after you show him your dagger with a smile.

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1207巻scroll

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At a mysterious bazaar, you happen to come across something interesting: a rolled-up scroll for only 25¢. You buy it up impulsively until you realize that the powerful spell contained within is cursed by a poisonous snake. If you try to cast this spell, the snake will pop out of nowhere and bite you! Hrmph. No wonder it was so cheap…

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1208圏sphere

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the entire sphere of human knowledge is now pent up in the internet… you just have to scroll down to read it!

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1209勝victory

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After your VICTORY cut your enemy’s FLESH into QUARTERs to show your POWER.

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1210藤wisteria

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according to legend, the great Ogaki wisteria tree grew and flowered from magical rice grains that were planted under the quarter moon

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1211謄facsimile

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As a prank, a guy sits with his butt flesh on the facsimile machine, inserts a quarter, and tries to fax it to his boss. However the facsimile (an exact copy) machine has pattern recognition technology and instead of an image of his flesh, it just transmits the word “asshole”. Don’t forget it’s flesh, not words, on the left side; the flesh image gets transformed into words.

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1212片one-sided

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This one who you can see is currently proposing, says “without you, I am nothing but ONE-SIDED”

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1213版printing block

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Before the advent of printers in Japan, typewriters couldn’t be built as they were in the west due to how many kanji there are. Lots of small printing blocks had to be used instead. One side of the printing block would have a mirrored (anti) image of the kanji. This is true.

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1214之of

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Of all the kanji, this is the only one 之orro can write.

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1215乏destitution

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Children in complete destitution have no hope of ever getting toys to play with, so when they find even a tiny drop of a building block they are overjoyed.

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1216芝turf

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Zorro, with a flower between his teeth for the ladies, defends his turf against evildoers. “This is my turf! And this…is for the lady.”

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1217不negative

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You may play with the primitives of this kanji as you wish (ceiling…person…a drop of), BUT you will probably find that its simplicity, and its frequency, make it easy to remember.

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1218否negate

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To distinguish between 否 negate, and 不 {不}: Note that negate contains 口, which is a kind of gate.

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1219杯cupfuls

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When you say [いっぱい」 The kanji is 一杯.Just think of Wooden cups being used for drinking, but drinking CUPFULS is Negative as you might get sick.

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1220矢dart

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Zeus ran out of lightning bolts and has to drop darts from the heavens.

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1221矯rectify

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The Angel cupid uses darts to rectify people’s love life.-putting something right, correct-

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1222族tribe

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With a banner declaring “Keep Out!” and blow darts to back it up, the Amazon tribe is not that friendly.

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1223知know

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I should know. After all, I did graduate from #Dart##mouth#!

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1224智wisdom

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Wisdom is knowing everything OVER the sun (fools assume everything UNDER).

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1225矛halberd

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The HALBERD’s battle-ax head and long shaft are depicted here. Take care with the number and order of the strokes.

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1226柔tender

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[tender; weakness; gentleness; softness]Love me #tender#,Love me perfect,Never cheat on me.Or I’ll impale you on my Halberd,And hang ya atop a tree

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1227務task

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It is with the halberd he holds that the taskmaster exerts his power over those actually performing the task.

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1228霧fog
This fog is the perfect *weather* for us to perform our *task* undetected.
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1229班squad
Am I the only one who took this as penis and balls? In order to be in the man-squad, naturally you need to have two balls with your "spear" in the middle there.
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1230帰homecoming
At his HOMECOMING, the man expected to find his wife in an APRON holding a BROOM, but instead she greeted him at the door with a SPEAR.
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1231弓bow
This character pictures the bent wooden BOW. Later we will learn how to make the BOWSTRING that goes with it. If you stretch this character out and see the indentation on the left as its handle, the pictography should be clearer.
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1232引pull
Put a WALKING STICK in the BOW and PULL it back, ready to fire at the geezer.
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1233弔condolences
Send your condolences to the old geezer whom you shot the walking stick into with your bow.
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1234弘vast
If you pull the bow back with your elbow, you can shoot a vast distance.
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1235強strong
An insect who can fly vast distances is strong.
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1236弱weak
Two weak archers agree on a duel to the death. They constantly shoot at each other but never manage to hit their target. But what they lack in skill they make up in determination, and they keep shooting for hours, and days, and months, until it's wintertime and their *bows* are coated in *ice*.
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1237沸seethe
You see the DOLLAR SIGN popping up on the register after buying a few WATER bottles, and feel yourself SEETHING of anger over those crazy prices. (of a liquid) bubble up as a result of being boiled.
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1238費expense
An expense is an expense, whether you put it in *dollars* or in local *money*.
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1239第No.
The No.1 currency may at one time have been the DOLLAR, but since the economic slowdown the weak DOLLAR has been overtaken by currencies from BAMBOO growing countries.
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1240弟younger brother
YOUNGER BROTHERS are always more prone to mischief. Mine, you can almost see the little HORNS on him and the DOLLAR SIGN on his eyes when he comes up with a money-making scheme.
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1241巧adroit
Adroit: dextrous, deft, skillful. Snare is a little generic so I'll use BEAR TRAP, with huge teeth cartoon style that snares you around the ankle. In the *crafting* of a *bear trap*, one must be particularly adroit. Otherwise they will become the victim of their down device.
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1242号nickname
My nickname is "No Lips". Yep, I shouldn't have put my *mouth* on that *bear trap*...
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1243朽decay
This animal hanging from a SNARE hooked up in a TREE is now slowly DECAYING, as the owner of the SNARE is nowhere to be seen.
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1244誇boast
The hunter's #boast#: I *say*, it was a "*big* *one*", but the *snare* broke and it got away. (credit to many others before)
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1245汚dirty
A hunter Washes, with WATER, his TWO SNAREs, because they are DIRTY.
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1246与bestow
In The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, one of the first weapons bestowed on Link was the slingshot.
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1247写copy
A crown was bestowed to the British royalty museum, but it was only a copy.
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1248身somebody
The key word SOMEBODY was chosen to convey the double meaning of this kanji; body and person. Its composition is based on the nose 'which, you will recall, is also the kanji for oneself). The extension of the bottom and far right strokes of that element, together with the unusual diagonal stroke, forms the pictograph of somebody with a prominent paunch.
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1249射shoot
You SHOOT SOMEBODY with a GLUE-gun
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1250謝apologize
The famous *speech* by the man that Dick Cheney *shot* in the face: "I'm sorry for the trouble I have caused the Vice President"
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1251老old man
the *dirty* old man had a *stroke* so now he must be *spoon* fed.
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1252考consider
Before shooting an *old man* with a *slingshot*, one shold carefully consider the possible consequences.
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1253孝filial piety
This *child* has taken filial piety to the next level. He is actually carrying the *old man* on his shoulders.
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1254教teach
In early Japan, *filial piety* was the cornerstone of education, and harsh *taskmasters* were employed to teach it.
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1255拷torture
In Torture 101 class they teach you to Consider the Fingers as the first part to inflict pain to. Then you can move on to other parts (like feet, groin, head, etc. etc. ; ) )
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1256者someone
An *old man* is someone who has seen many *days*.
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1257煮boil
I had a hard time with the next several frame numbers trying to use "puppet." So i thought of "voodoo doll" but then found "love doll" (which is just a special type of puppet) fit well with these 8 frames. Observe: Here I am BOILING my love doll over the FLAMES to warm her up a bit...
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1258著renowned
Here I am, putting a wreath of *flowers* on my *love doll's* head and pretending she is someone of great renowned
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1259署signature
Before giving your SIGNATURE to accept the LOVEDOLL, you should EYE over the LOVEDOLL for any damages, then give your SIGNATURE.
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1260暑sultry
-hot and humid-Ahh, a fine sultry day with my love doll under the hot sun. I think she's getting a tan!
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1261諸various
When you pull the string at the back of Chucky, he will SAY VARIOUS things. "Hidey-ho! Ha ha ha!" "Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?" "I'm going to eat your liver, bitch!".
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1262猪boar
My *love doll* is made of special pheremone impregnated vinyl. Unfortunately, a *pack of wild dogs* mistook her for a wild boar and tore her to pieces. Oh dear!
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1263渚strand
-the strand referred to here is the stretch of land along a beach or shoreline.-A lovely romantic walk on the STRANDED, splashing in the WATER with my LOVE DOLL.
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1264賭gamble
When we gamble at the *shell* game, I always win against my *love doll*
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1265峡gorge
-a narrow valley btween hills or mountains, typically with steep rocky walls and a stream running through it.- A GORGE is where God has cut into a MOUNTAIN with a pair of SCISSORS.
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1266狭cramped
This DOG-saloon soon gets CRAMPED when a PACK OF WILD DOGS runs in for a cut with the dresser's SCISSORS.
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1267挟sandwiched
挟まる 【はさまる】 (v5r,vi) to get between; to be caught in; (P) Story: You know how in tokyo there are those really packed trains where train staff in gloves shove people in? Well imagine being sandwiched in so tight, that when the doors close, only your FINGERS are sticking out. The train staff have no choice... they must cut them off with SCISSORS =( snip snip..
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1268追chase
*Maestro*, coattails flapping wildly, is being #chase#d down the *road* by his fans.
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1269師expert
*Maestro* is such as expert, he can conduct even with a *towel* hanging from the ceiling in front of him.
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1270帥commander
The COMMANDER is a military MAESTRO who never throws in the TOWEL.
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1271官bureaucrat
No one likes classical music anymore. Our MAESTRO is here at HOME without his baton sighing sadly before he heads off for another day as his new job as a BUREAUCRAT.
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1272棺coffin
COFFINS are made of WOOD, even a COFFIN for a BUREAUCRACY. We are all the same in death.
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1273管pipe
After the negotiations, even the bureaucrats are told by the diplomats to smoke the bamboo peace pipe.
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1274父father
The kindness and hard work of the ideal FATHER is seen in this abbreviation of the TASKMASTER that leaves off his rod or whip (the first stroke) and replaces it with the sweat of the FATHER's BROW (two drops at the top)
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1275交mingle
The FATHER of a poor family puts on his finest TOP HAT and tries to MINGLE with the aristocrats (highest class in certain societies)
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1276効merit
Once again Heisig makes a keyword that doesn't make much sense. The real meaning is #effect#/#efficacy# (take your pick). My dad tried out both wearing a top hat and doing some body-building for his muscles to see which was more efficacious .
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1277較contrast
Even the CARS of those who MINGLE (the rich and the famous) stands in CONTRAST to normal peoples' cars.
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1278校exam
The schools that accepted them were posted on a TREE, the students MINGLED around trying to find their names.(コオ)
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1279足leg
Captain Ahab lost his leg to the great white whale's *mouth* and had to *mend* it with a peg leg.
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1280促stimulate
You stimulate a person by giving him a kickraise levels of physiological or nervous activity in (the body or any biological system).
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1281距long-distance
As a pirate with WOODEN LEGS, being able to take a GIGANTIC step to travel LONG-DISTANCES.
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1282路path
When pirates try to hide, it's always easy to find them. Their *wooden legs* leave distinctive prints, showing where *each* is hiding and the exact path he took.
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1283露dew
after the *rain* the *path* was covered with dew
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1284跳hop
A turtle with a wooden leg needs to hop to get around.
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1285躍leap
A TURKEY with a WOODEN LEG uses its WINGS to LEAP UP.
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1286践tread
The pirate with the *wooden leg* chased after the *parade float* and was run over by the next one, leaving tread marks all over him and his leg.
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1287踏step
You have to watch your step when moving your leg on a watery day.
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1288骨skeleton
This kanji and primitive refers to the PART OF THE BODY composed of the bones and their joints. The top part of the kanji, terminating in the element for CROWN, is a pictograph of a BONE JOINT. I leave it to you to put the pieces together, so to speak.Your body meat is attached to the bone joints of your skeleton.
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1289滑slippery
Don't give water to a skeleton. When he drinks it, it'll sluice right through his bones, forcing you to put one of those "Caution - Slippery Floor" signs up on the resultant puddle.
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1290髄marrow
Did you know there are ROAD ways in SKELETON? Yeah, they are cool, they POSSESS MARROW.
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1291禍calamity
This is the priests who slips and gets his whole JAWBONE fastened to the ALTER. What a CALAMITY for the PRIEST and the church community.
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1292渦whirlpool
Grampa's flushing the toilet, when his denture (Jawbone) pops out and gets sucked down the WHIRLPOOL!
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1293過overdo
Jaws XII~! Jaws strikes the highway! Man, they're really overdoing it now.
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1294阪Heights
If you're scared of #Heights#, you don't want to stay at *The Pinnacle*; you are *anti-* *The Pinnacle*.Primitive: *The Pinnacle* is a dream-like gated community at the top of a mount. This allows for innumerable stories for all the kanji with this primitive since you have a whole city to work with. Also prevents confusion with "mountain".
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1295阿Africa
*Can* you see Africa from *The Pinnacle*? I *can*! I *can*!
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1296際occasion
On occasian, *rituals* are held at the very tip of *The Pinnacle*.
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1297障hinder
The officer at the gate to *The Pinnacle* with a giant *badge* sewn to his chest hinders all visitors. But not the #handicapped#. They're hindered enough already. They're given a *badge* and can pass right into *The Pinnacle*.creating difficulties
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1298随follow
[Image: Follow the `Yellow-Brick Road' to success] The *pinnacle* signifies your personal goal and destination. What you're seeking to *possess* lies at the end of the yellow-brick *road*. You must follow the road to get what you want.
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1299陪auxiliary
In case of emergency, The Pinnacle has auxiliary guard dogs, but they keep them muzzeled until they're needed.providing supplementary or additional help and support."an auxiliary nurse"
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1300陽sunshine
A kid is perched on a *pinnacle* with his *piggy bank*. He uses the coins to catch the sunshine, and redirect it into people's eyes, far below.
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1301陳line up
hikers line up to get to the top of that great *pinnacle* of the *East*... Mount Fuji. Seriously, they really do! ...probably the only mountain in the world with a queue at the top
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1302防ward off
A giant compass is *The Pinnacle*'s self-#defense# system. It points in the direction of any invaders so the city is prepared well ahead to ward off the intruders.
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1303附affixed
A sign was AFFIXED on the PINNACLE of the Acropolis so that tourists would ADHERE to the rules.
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1304院Inst.
To reach the *pinnacle* of kanji *perfect* you need to attend the Heisig Inst.
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1305陣camp
Note: This kanji is most often used in a military context. Story: Here we see an en#camp#ment of military *vehicles* laying siege to *The Pinnacle*. With other countries being envious of the perfect life they lead there that makes sense. Fortunately, the pinnacle knows how to {1302} enemies.
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1306隊regiment
Every regiment of *The Pinnacle*'s army is lead by a *Miss Piggy* with a *viking* helmet on.
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1307墜crash
One of the members of our air force *regiment* has been shot down; he managed to safely eject, but his plane crashed into the *ground*.
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1308降descend
"Sunglasses-missing-one-lens" is obviously the *monocle*.The proper, high-class way to descend *The Pinnacle* is wearing a *monocle* with your *walking legs* splayed to a full gentlemanly stride.
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1309階story
Some stupid kid has pushed *all* the buttons in the elevator. As it stops at *all* storeys you reach a *pinnacle* of impatience. Finally you reach your storey, the last one, at the *pinnacle* of the building.
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1310陛highness
His Highness, the main man at the Pinnacle, often compares those who live outside the city's walls to dirt.
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1311隣neighboring
*America* thinks it is the *pinnacle* of the world, looking down on all neighboring countries through its mirrored, aviator *sunglasses*
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1312隔isolate
the people of the *pinnacle* isolate themselves, *dissolving* any outside friendships
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1313隠conceal
The wheat farmer's *heart* is {1147} about the *eagle* not stealing his crops because of the *broom* scarecrow. But he still #conceal#s all his wheat at *The Pinnacle* in case anyone else trys to steal it.
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1314堕degenerate
Any attempt to *possess* the *pinnacle* will degenerate into a land ("*ground*") war.
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1315陥collapse
*The Pinnacle* is supported by pilings which were *bound up* in *olden times*. One day when the bindings rot away, the whole thing will collapse.(tweaking dihutensoa's story to work a little better for me)
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1316穴hole
A black hole is a "House of Infinity". Infinity is of course represented by a sideways "8", but here we have a Japanese "8" instead.
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1317空empty
The *craft* of creating a *black hole* is in creating an #emptiness# which can attract things.
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1318控withdraw
With my *fingers*, I punch in my bank code and withdraw some money from my account. And now it's *empty* again, as usual!
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1319突stab
When you stab something you often leave a big hole.
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1320究research
Scientiest are researching , and have already found *nine* black *holes* !
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1321窒plug up
Sticking a plug up your hole will lead to stronger climaxes
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1322窃stealth
The word STEALTH makes me instantly think of Solid Snake, who CUTS a HOLE in a cardboard box so he can peer out of it.
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1323窪depression
The meaning of this character is an indentation in the ground, not emotional depression. It's best to avoid using the latter in your story because it will give you the wrong meaning (keep in mind the eventual goal is to read kanji and understand the actual meaning of them). This particular depression is a *hole* in the ground that collects water, and ivy is growing out of it.
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1324搾squeeze
You have trouble squeezing your hand through the hole so you use a saw to enlarge it.
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1325窯kiln
Be sure to put a *hole* in that ceramic *sheep* before you put it over the *fire*. Otherwise, it'll just explode in the kiln. (If you've never done ceramics before, it's important that the object have a hole in it, or this really will happen.)
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1326窮hard up
#Somebody# so #hard up# for cash, the volunteered to explore a *black hole* with nothing but a *bow*.
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1327探grope
(based on gorgon's story) a pictograph of a japanese schoolgirl getting groped by perverts on the train. The *fingers* of course, a *crown* (her too short skirt) and her *legs* below. It's her own fault for wearing such a short skirt and causing the perverts to get *wood*!
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1328深deep
If the groper's *"tree"* goes up the girl's *miniskirt* too deep, he'll ejaculate *fluid*. (Sorry it's kinda coarse but it works.)
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1329丘hill
Since this supposedly pictographic representation of a hill looks like anything but, picture a row of axes driven tinto the groudn up to their heads, and see if that doesn't present you with a more memorable image of hill - at least a riskier one sliding down.
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1330岳Point
A point is a extra little *hill* at the top of a *mountain*. We'll call it 'Fireman's Point'.
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1331兵soldier
Listen up soldiers! We're going to take that *hill*. You are no longer men with human legs. You are voracious animals, with *animal legs*! Got it? *Animal legs*! Now take that hill!
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1332浜seacoast
Seacoast -> Coast Guard -> "*water soldiers*" lined up on the seacoast defending our shores.
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1333糸thread
Remember when your granny used to ask you to bend your arms at the elbows and hold them out so that she could use them like a rack to hold a skein of string or yarn (here thread) while she rolled it up into a LITTLE ball? Now can you see the two elbows (with the second stroke doubling up) at the top, and the character for little below?
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1334織weave
Spiderman weaves his way through the skyline while listening to his theme song on his ipod. It is played, of course, by kazoos.
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1335繕darning
After a day being *virtuouos* and keeping the city safe, *Spiderman*'s outfit is in need of some repair. Luckily, as he can shoot out threads darning is very easy for him to do
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1336縮shrink
After spending the night at an *inn*, *spider man* discovered to his dismay that his costume had #shrunk# in the wash, and no longer fit!
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1337繁luxuriant
Important: Luxuriant does NOT mean luxurious, as the other stories indicate. Definition: abundant or lush in growth, as vegetation. When *Venom* realized he couldn't beat *Spider-Man* in a fair fight, he showed his *cleverness* by spraying venom all over Spider-Man's luxuriant garden.
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1338縦vertical
When *Spider-man* does his amazing vertical wall climbing, a throng of photographers *accompanies* him to get a good shot of the action.
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1339線line
This kanji is used for train #lines#. *Spiderman* does a hot *spring* tour of Japan using the train #lines#. You can see the Spidey costume hanging on the washing #line# as he enjoys the onsen.
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1340締tighten
(astridtops) Spiderman managed to get behind the sovereign. (pick your favourite nowadays country ruler who isn`t doing a good job). Spidey has tightend a web around the sovereing`s throat. As long as the sovereign says what spidey whispers, he will be fine. Sovereign yelping : ` we will draw are troops back! and we will spend more money on healthcare, schools and less on wars!` Spidey whispering: ` If you continue at this pace, you might be doing good things AND the people will like you.`
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1341維fiber
Hey, *Spidey*! Eat that *turkey* if you want, but make sure you eat some fibers: you want spidey *threads*, don't ya?
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1342羅gauze
lots of girls in Japan wear gauze patches over one *eye* made of course white *fibers*. They think it is cute, and I must admit, I have come to think so too.
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1343練practice
[+ skinnyneo] *Spiderman* visits the *East* to practice his swinging skills. All those Asian cities with skyscrapers and low crime rates make it easy for him to practice
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1344緒thong
*Spiderman* has a secret fetish, he likes nothing better than to dress his *lovedoll* in a thong. Wierd, eh!
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1345続continue
Even though Peter Parker has become *Spiderman*, he continues to sell pictures that he takes as a photographer.
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1346絵picture
There's never a picture of Spiderman meeting Peter Parker... I wonder why?
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1347統overall
*Spidey* is *alloted* the biggest crime fighter jurisdiction in NYC because his OVERALL arrest record is the best.
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1348絞strangle
*Spiderman*came out of nowhere and started to strangle me, when I was right in the middle of *mingling* with this cute girl named Mary Jane
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1349給salary
*Spiderman* wanted to be a #salary#man, but the suit just didn't *fit* him.
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1350絡entwine
Spiderman entwines each villain in a tangled mess of spidersilk.
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1351結tie
Ok, here, you have to think of the phrase "TIE the knot" , which means a wedding (this kanji is used in the marriage compound 結婚 けっこん ). Now, at US weddings, it ends with the couple driving away with cans being dragged behind the car. So here, think of SPIDERMAN, who will TIE the knot with Mary Jane. At his wedding, Spider THREAD attached (or TIED) to SPRAYCANS are being drug behind the limo as they drive off.
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1352終end
This *winter* is so cold that *spiderman*'s web gets brittle! Could this be the end of *spiderman*?
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1353級class
This Kanji is the same ones used in the Japanese Language proficiency tests; i.e. ikkyuu (一級) The Kanji doesnt describe class as in a "class of students" or "classroom," but rather a grade of quality or ability. ----------Spiderman is taking the JLPT Level 1. In desperation he REACHES OUT to grab his friend's answer sheet next to him, who seems to be doing well. The other test takers are obviously a class above him. Looks like this test is above his class of knowledge.
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1354紀chronicle
worst fan fiction ever....SPIDERMAN joins the CHRONICLES of narnia to battle a big SNAKE!!
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1355紅crimson
Spiderman crafted a crimson costume to fight crime in.
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1356納settlement
*Spider-Man* was working as a surgeon's assistant. By accident, he threw his spider webs *inside* the patient, causing his death. Fortunately, the hospital reached an out-of-court #settlement# with the victim's family.
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1357紡spinning
*Spiderman* can #spin# his webs in any *direction*.
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1358紛distract
Spiderman got distracted when someone yelled, "Spiderman, wait a minute." He turned around and flew into a building. ("part" also means "minute")
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1359紹introduce
Peter Parker did a terrible job of *seducing* MJ. *Spiderman* however, *seduced* her as soon as they were first #introduced#.
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1360経sūtra
Suggestion: Replace "spool" with "toilet paper/roll". Reasons: (1) *Toilet paper/roll* usually comes on a *spool*. (2) *Toilet paper* is used to clean the *soil* off your *crotch*. Story: *Spiderman* (= thread) has a roll of *toilet paper* with the words of a sutra printed on each sheet (picture *Spiderman* saying the sutra as he tears sheets off the *toilet roll*). Spool also appears in {715}, {716}, {717}, {882}
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1361紳sire
Monkeys are very adept at swinging around trees. But when they met Spiderman, who could swing around even better than they could, they all quickly addressed him as sire.A male parent of an animal.
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1362約promise
Anytime *Spiderman* breaks a promise, Aunt Mae hits him one over with her *ladle*.
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1363細dainty
*Spider-Man*'s ideal type is a dainty girl with *brains*
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1364累accumulate
(dingomick) *Venom* is upset because Spidey is just that much brainier than he is! He chooses to accumulate as many *brains* as he can, snatching them out of people's heads and storing them on top of his own, till there's just one massive *brain* on top of his head!
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1365索cord
(modified akrodha's great story) VENOM has been captured by scientists and is being experimented on: they forced a CROWN of NEEDLES on his head and attached it to multiple electrical cords, which are connected to a big machine.
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1366総general
*Spiderman* could not achieve general acceptance by the media even after winning the *public*'s *heart*.NOTE: This kanji stands for [Total, All, whole, gross]. The Kanji commonly used for "In general" will appear later as carrier (#1871).
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1367綿cotton
*Spiderman*'s polyethylene suit starts to ride up after a while, so he always looks forward to the *white* cotton *towels* he wears while lounging around his apartment.
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1368絹silk
Spider-man loves to run his mouth all over Mary Jane`s silky flesh
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1369繰winding
Tip: *goods* + *wood/tree* : This combination appears 4 times. I suggest calling it "*furniture*" (a common type of *wooden goods*). REF: {215} , {671}, *winding* (FRAME 1369), {2035}. Story: You are winding up your new *furniture* using a *thread* to get it through the window of your high-rise apartment.
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1370継inherit
*Spider-Man* is *hooked* on *rice*--it's all he inherited from his Uncle Ben. (thanks Nukemarine)
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1371緑green
*Spiderman's* nemesis the Green Goblin is in a slump; He's replaced his glider with a *broom* and is throwing *grains of rice* instead of bombs.
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1372縁affinity
There once was a lonely little pig that constantly followed Spiderman, always nuzzling his leg and oinking tenderly. Spiderman finally caved in and decided to keep the little pig under one condition: the *pig* was to take a *broom* and sweep up all of *Spiderman's leftover threads* after having fought crime. The pig felt such affinity for Spiderman, he happily accepted—and did a good job too.
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1373網netting
*Spiderman* traps The Rhino under the *hood* of his famous netting, where even Rhino's *horns* can not break free, in fact if the netting did not dissappear after a few hours then Rhino might even *perish* in there.
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1374緊tense
Whenever *Venom* is tense, he loses control of his sex drive and becomes a *slave* to his *crotch*.
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1375紫purple
*Venom* starts to choke on a *spoon*. He's about to get it out, when you manage to *stop* the *spoon* from getting out, so he turns purple, as he chokes, and dies.
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1376縛truss
*Spidey* received good word that the *acupuncturist* working down the road was actually the evil Doctor Octopus! *Spidey* headed over to the clinic, and trussed the *acupuncturist* Doc Oc up using the maniac's own metal limbs!
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1377縄straw rope
When *Spiderman* fights the giant *tortoise*, he grabs a straw rope from the edges of the sumo ring and swings it at his head. However, the *tortoise* quickly tucks his head back into his shell to avoid the blow (hence no head on the *tortoise*)
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1378幼infancy
In its infancy, a butterfly is protected by a *cocoon*, as it doesn't yet have any *power* of its own.
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1379後behind
Column of walking legs (caterpillar) getting into a cocoon, about to leave its past self behind.
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1380幽faint
The villagers haven't the #faint#est idea that giant *coccoons* resting in the *mountain* are soon to hatch.
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1381幾how many
At the Mexican *fiesta*, there is a *coccoon* eating competition. How many *coccoons* can one *person* eat? No one has managed more than two before giving up...
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1382機mechanism
An *abacus* is a mechanism made of *wood* used to calculate *how many* 'anythings'
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1383玄mysterious
the invisible man in his *top hat* and *cocoon* of white bandages is the most mysterious man in the world.
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1384畜livestock
This *mysterious* *rice field* grows not only rice, but livestock too! Picture little pigs and chickens growing right out of the ground, among the rice plants. How bizarre!
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1385蓄amass
One sneaky farmer wanted to amass a large collection of livestock. We all know that cows like to eat flowers, so he planted lines of flowers leading to his own fields. The livestock followed the lines, eating the flowers one by one, and amassed in his field.
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1386弦bowstring
TIP: This is used for string instruments, #NOT# bow & arrow. STORY: The greatest master of the violin *bow* and bowstring was the *mysterious* Paganini... 弦[つる]
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1387擁hug
A *mysterious* *turkey* with human *finger*s wants to hug me... I will never go to Tokyo Disneyland again!
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1388滋nourishing
Water is doubly mysterious. It`s in all our nourishment...and yet, it`s really not nourishing at all.
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1389慈mercy
Mercy comes from the doubly mysterious heart of God.
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1390磁magnet
A magnet is a *rock* with two sides; one that *mysteriously* pushes and one that pulls; doubly mysterious. (see astridtops' story)
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1391系lineage
The single stroke added to the beginning of the primitive for thread gives the image of threads woven into a single cord. Hence the meaning, lineage.(Primitive: DNA, a drop of looong spiraled thread that is the key to your lineage).
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1392係person in charge
*Mister T* gets a *DNA* test, and discovers that he was meant to be the person in charge after all.
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1393孫grandchild
Your #grandchild# is the child of your *DNA*.
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1394懸suspend
In a very racist *prefecture* of Japan, they screen everyone's *DNA*. If they find out you are of a different *lineage*, they rip out your *heart* and suspend it in the Hall of Shame.
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1395却instead
[instead; on the contrary; rather]*Gone* is the time for *stamps* - use e-mail #instead#.
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1396脚shins
shins are the *part of the body* that Japanese traditionally sit on *instead* of their asses.
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1397卸wholesale
Selling WHOLESALE HORSES over the internet had to be STOPPED because the cost of STAMPS was too much
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1398御honorable
an honorable man will not try to cut in front of the *line* at the *wholesale* stamp store. (Imagine just how much honor it takes facing those long lines at the post office!)
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1399服clothing
Modern clothing shows a lot of *flesh* -- some is practically no more than a *postage stamp* covering your *crotch*!
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1400命fate
A popular way to remember this Kanji is seeing the letters A, O, P. Nothing to do with fate but pretty easy to remember.
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1401令orders
(re: dingomick) "These are your orders," declares the general while passing out documents at the *meeting*. As everyone started to leave, the general exclaims "Oh wait! I need to certify these orders!" and went around stamping each paper with his personal *chop-seal*.
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1402零zero
The amount of people that can order the rain to rain.
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1403齢age
You know you are fast approaching a ripe old AGE when you get ORDERS from the dentist to get new TEETH.