Zizzie's Childhood Flashcards
What damning event ruined zizzie’s childhood?
The birth of Maxine Mainelli
When was zizzie born?
2 February 1998
When did colour come into the world?
On zizzie’s birth date
What was zizzie’s favourite subject in elementary?
Mathematics
And sport
What is zizzie’s true name and why is she not commonly known by it?
Xenia una mainelli.
(Nearly) No one can pronounce it
Who can pronounce zizzie’s official name correctly?
Zizzie Maxine Her mother Tarshi Aanchal Voysey German peeps Some Europeans
Who was zizzie’s favourite teacher in year 4?
Miss Crawford
What was zizzie’s least favourite subject in elementary?
Science
Why do people commonly not believe zizzie’s sister to be related to her by blood?
Zizzie is far more intelligent, good looking, witty, humorous, über cool, modest…
Just kidding, it’s the other way around…
What is zizzie’s trademark visible feature
Her awesome mutilation of the left eye. Sectoral heterochromia iridum
What was zizzie born with?
A head full of hair
I did not need to know that!
Who was zizzie’s favourite teacher from all of elementary?
Mrs Moore
What is the one trait both zizzie and her sister share?
They both know zizzie is better