You're Driving Me Crazy (Scene 2)

Question 1

MR. VAN DE GROOT: Excellent. Excellent. Uh, excuse me?

Answer 1

Oh, don’t mind us. We promise we’ll be quiet.

Question 2

MR. VAN DE GROOT: Who are you?
DAD: ???
MR. VAN DE GROOT: (Doesn’t shake it.) Yes. I kind of figured that.
DAD: ???

Answer 2

DAD: Hi. I’m Kenny Jorgenson, and this is my wife Dorline. We’re Brooke’s parents. (Extends his hand.)
MR. VAN DE GROOT: (Doesn’t shake it.) Yes. I kind of figured that.
DAD: Great. Then you won’t mind if we come along.

Question 3

MOM: We’re just teasing you, sweetiekins. I’m sure you’re a very good driver.

Answer 3

A regular Mario Andretti, she is! Come on, honey. Smile for the camera.

Question 4

LITTLE SUSIE: I have to pee.

Answer 4

Well, you’ll just have to wait. I’m sure Mr. Van De Groot wants to get started with the lesson.

Question 5

GRANDMA: I’m coming! I’m coming!

Answer 5

GRANDMA: I’m coming! I’m coming!
DAD: Now, can I get one with the two of you together?
BROOKE: I think I blinked.
DAD: I’ll try it again without the flash.

Question 6

MOM: You’re so thoughtful, honey. Isn’t she thoughtful, Kenny?

Answer 6

She’s a regular Mother Theresa.

Question 7

MR. VAN DE GROOT: No, you can’t start the car!

Answer 7

Smile! You weren’t smiling, Mr. Van De Groot.

Question 8

MOM: I said they’re much roomier than they look! Honey, would you help her?

Answer 8

I can’t. I’m trying to get the camcorder working.

Question 9

MR. VAN DE GROOT: You brought a camcorder?

Answer 9

Oh, yes. We’ve got all of Brooke’s firsts on tape. Her first smile. Her first steps

Question 10

LITTLE SUSIE: Her first spit up.
BROOKE: Dad, I thought you erased that one!

Answer 10

How could we erase it? No baby has ever shown such a gift for spitting up.

Question 11

MOM: Oh, we know it’s a little tight, but we’ll make room.
DAD: ???
MOM: Do I? Twelve people, three dogs, and a ferret!
DAD: ???

Answer 11

DAD: Remember when we drove to the Grand Canyon, honey?
MOM: Do I? Twelve people, three dogs, and a ferret!
DAD: In a Volkswagen Beetle, no less! Come on, Brooke. Say something funny.

Question 12

MOM: She doesn’t know what to say. Did you hear that, Kenny? Isn’t our little girl just the funniest thing?

Answer 12

DAD: I keep telling you, she’s a regular Don Rickles.

Question 13

MOM: Oh don’t be silly. We wouldn’t miss this for the world. Move over.
DAD: ???
MOM: Well, move over some more.
DAD: ???

Answer 13

DAD: I am moved over.
MOM: Well, move over some more.
DAD: If I moved over any more, I’d be in the next state. (Fall out then shove)

Question 14

GRANDMA: Well, you don’t have to shout! I’m not dead!

Answer 14

Can you move over a little, Mr. Van De Groot? Your head’s blocking the shot. (Shove head)

Question 15

MOM: She said “ow”!

Answer 15

DAD: Okay, honey. Now turn the steering wheel back and forth like you’re really driving.
BROOKE: Like this?
DAD: Can you make some motor sounds?

Question 16

MOM: Listen to that, Kenny. Our little girl can even make sound effects!
DAD: ???
MOM: What movie?
DAD: ???

Answer 16

DAD: I know. She’s a regular- Oh, who’s that guy in that movie?
MOM: What movie?
DAD: You know, the one where they’re being chased by those people…

Question 17

MR. VAN DE GROOT: You’re driving me crazy!
DAD: ???
MR. VAN DE GROOT: Get out of the car!
DAD: ???

Answer 17

DAD: (Stunned.) What?
MR. VAN DE GROOT: Get out of the car!
DAD: But we haven’t gone anywhere.

Question 18

MOM: Kind of puts a tear in your eye, doesn’t it?

Answer 18

Yes, it does.