wizard of oz lines (act 1) :)))

Question 1

Dorothy: Now I know we’re not in Kansas.

Answer 1

Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?

Question 2

Dorothy: Who, me? Why, I’m not a witch at all. I’m Dorothy Gale from Kansas.

Answer 2

Oh! Well… is that the witch?

Question 3

Dorothy: Toto’s my dog.

Answer 3

Well, I’m a little muddled. The Munchkins called me because a new with has just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East. And there’s the house, and here you are, and that is all that is left of the Wicked Witch of the East.

Question 4

Dorothy: Oh, my.

Answer 4

And so what the Munchkins want to know is… are you a good witch, or a bad witch?

Question 5

Dorothy: … What was that?

Answer 5

The Munchkins. They’re laughing because I am a witch. I’m Glinda, the Witch of the North.

Question 6

Dorothy: You are! Oh, I beg your pardon! But I’ve never heard of a beautiful witch before.

Answer 6

Only bad witches are ugly.

Question 7

Dorothy: I didn’t know…

Answer 7

The Munchkins are happy because you have freed them from the Wicked Witch of the East.

Question 8

Dorothy: But, if you please, what are Munchkins?

Answer 8

The little people who live in this land– it’s Munchkinland, and you are their national heroine, my dear. It’s all right– you may all come out and thank her. It’s all right now. You may all come out.

Question 9

Munchkin #2: That we thank you very sweetly.

Answer 9

Let the joyous news be spread. The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead!

Question 10

Dorothy: I thought you said she was dead.

Answer 10

That was her sister, the Wicked Witch of the East. This is the Wicked Witch of the West. And she is worse than the other one was.

Question 11

WIcked Witch: Who killed my sister? Who killed the Wicked Witch of the East? Was it you? Answer me!

Answer 11

Leave her alone!

Question 12

Wicked Witch: Didn’t mean it, eh? Accident, eh? Well, my little pretty, I can cause accidents, too– and this is how I do it!

Answer 12

Aren’t you forgetting the ruby slippers?

Question 13

Wicked Witch: The ruby slippers! What have you done with them? Give them back to me, or I’ll–

Answer 13

It’s too late! There they are, and there they’ll stay!

Question 14

Wicked Witch: … Give them back to me! Give them back!

Answer 14

Keep tight inside of them, their magic must be very powerful, or she wouldn’t want them so badly!

Question 15

Wicked Witch: You stay out of this. Glinda, or I’ll fix you as well.

Answer 15

(Laughs) Oh, rubbish! You have no power here. Be gone, before somebody drops a house on you, too.

Question 16

Wicked Witch: … I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

Answer 16

It’s all right. You can get up, she’s gone. Pooh! What a smell of sulfur! I’m afraid you’ve made rather a bad enemy of the Wicked Witch of the West. The sooner you get out of Oz altogether, the safer you’ll sleep, my dear.

Question 17

Dorothy: … I can’t go the way I came.

Answer 17

No, that’s true. The only person who might know would be the great and wonderful Wizard of Oz himself!

Question 18

Dorothy: … Is he good, or is he wicked?

Answer 18

Oh, very good, but very mysterious. He lives in the Emerald City, and that’s a long journey from here. Did you bring your broomstick with you?

Question 19

Dorothy: No, I’m afraid I didn’t.

Answer 19

Well, then, you’ll have to walk. The Munchkins will see you safely to the border of Munchkinland. And remember, never let those ruby slippers off your feet for a moment, or you will be at the mercy of the Wicked Witch of the West.

Question 20

Dorothy: But, how do I start for Emerald City?

Answer 20

It’s always best to start at the beginning, and all you do is follow the Yellow Brick Road.

Question 21

Dorothy: But, what happens if I get lost?

Answer 21

Just follow the Yellow Brick Road.