Will & Grace Flashcards

1
Q

Ooh, I’m alive with pleasure now!

A

Jack

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2
Q

What’s with the cap? Was your hairdo doing a dippity don’t?

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Karen

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3
Q

Go ahead caller, you’re on the air….

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Jack

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4
Q

We’re gonna need some pepto.

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Jack

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5
Q

Sorry I’m late, my driver hit a pedestrian and we had to stop and blah blah, uh.

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Karen

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6
Q

(Hold hand) You understand that would be wrong, don’t you?

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Grace

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7
Q

Hmm (smile when ordered)

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Karen

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8
Q

So what’s cookin’, average lookin’?

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Jack

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9
Q

I’m listening, don’t mistake me for your mother!

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Jack

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10
Q

No (offended). Do you wash your face with ugly soap?

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Grace

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11
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Well you know the old saying,”Crudités, gone tomorrow” (snort)

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Grace

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12
Q

Kumbaya!

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Will

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13
Q

Why are you an awful heinous breeder of discord?

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Grace

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14
Q

They’re like Siamese twins who are joined at their boring personalities

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Karen

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15
Q

Who Jiffy Popped her head?

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Karen

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16
Q

I’ll squash you like a wormy apple!

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Rosario

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17
Q

FYI you SOB

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Jack

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18
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I’m sorry ma’am you can pick up your fries at the next window. (Flick wave)

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Jack

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19
Q

What are you looking at Rogaine Failure?

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Karen

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20
Q

MA’AM, YES MA’AM!

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Will

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21
Q

Sorry I’m late. Oh god, that sounded insincere. I’m late!

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Karen

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22
Q

How could y-……you d-….(Shake fist) rotten!

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Jack

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23
Q

Hey, woman on the verge…..

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Will

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24
Q

We don’t need that, thank you…

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Will

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25
Q

I did not…that was just an unexpected bonus really….

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Will

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26
Q

Stop badgering me with your $10 words!

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Jack

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27
Q

Boy, you try to be nice….

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Karen

28
Q

How could she not know, what is she, headless?

A

Karen

29
Q

Sarah Jessica Parker, hide me!

A

Jack

30
Q

WH-at? (Arms straight out, separate in one move)

A

Jack

31
Q

You’re disproportionally large head gives you a marionette-like quality..

A

Jack

32
Q

And I say that with love….

A

Will

33
Q

Thank you Lord and Lady Hateful

A

Jack

34
Q

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to return to a world of polite people with normal sized heads.

A

Jack

35
Q

You look like that guy on 3rd avenue that tried to sell me his toothbrush.

A

Will

36
Q

I’m sorry that….but you gotta look at it this way…. It’s incredibly entertaining for me…

A

Will

37
Q

You have a normal repressed passive aggressive panty wearing mother.

A

Grace

38
Q

Can I take you to my therapist? Cause he thinks I’m making you up.

A

Grace

39
Q

That’s like saying Vodka is just a morning beverage…

A

Karen

40
Q

Master plan? What are you Simon Barsinister?

A

Will

41
Q

If you have a problem with that, then it’s something you should take up with your pharmacist….

A

Will

42
Q

Have you been hanging from power lines?

A

Will

43
Q

This must be what bad breath tastes like.

A

Grace

44
Q

So…..no coffee?

A

Karen

45
Q

If this is what it means to live on a budget then, what the hell…

A

Karen

46
Q

It’s funny, my interest in this conversation just went from here to here…

A

Will

47
Q

And your lips can go from here to here …

A

Grace

48
Q

You know that Told You song? Comes with a special dance….here’s a little preview…

A

Grace

49
Q

You know what else is kinda fun? Tuning you out!

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Karen

50
Q

Honey, do you know how many things are wrong with that sentence?

A

Karen

51
Q

In the great state of Texas, you’d be considered a bitch.

A

Texan

52
Q

Very good. Now if you can guess my weight, you’ll a T shirt that says,”That’s really none of your business.”

A

Will

53
Q

How could I have been so blind? (dramatic/hand on forehead)

A

Will

54
Q

Okay God Bless You

A

Will

55
Q

It’s like asking if you’ve seen a loser at a Renaissance fair.

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Grace

56
Q

Close your mouth, you look like you’re missing a chromosome…

A

Karen

57
Q

That is one polluted stream of consciousness.

A

Will

58
Q

Ha, ha ha, you’re bloated…

A

Jack

59
Q

Ipecac, I need ipecac.

A

Jack

60
Q

Let me paint you a little picture. Nobody matters but me, good night!

A

Karen

61
Q

Was your mother Jeckyl by any chance?

A

Grace

62
Q

That outfit is a fiesta del failure.

A

Karen

63
Q

What it must be like to live inside that head.

A

Karen

64
Q

Oh come on Francis.

A

Will

65
Q

Bad, bad, bad, bad…(slapping face with both hands)

A

Grace