Will & Grace Flashcards
Ooh, I’m alive with pleasure now!
Jack
What’s with the cap? Was your hairdo doing a dippity don’t?
Karen
Go ahead caller, you’re on the air….
Jack
We’re gonna need some pepto.
Jack
Sorry I’m late, my driver hit a pedestrian and we had to stop and blah blah, uh.
Karen
(Hold hand) You understand that would be wrong, don’t you?
Grace
Hmm (smile when ordered)
Karen
So what’s cookin’, average lookin’?
Jack
I’m listening, don’t mistake me for your mother!
Jack
No (offended). Do you wash your face with ugly soap?
Grace
Well you know the old saying,”Crudités, gone tomorrow” (snort)
Grace
Kumbaya!
Will
Why are you an awful heinous breeder of discord?
Grace
They’re like Siamese twins who are joined at their boring personalities
Karen
Who Jiffy Popped her head?
Karen
I’ll squash you like a wormy apple!
Rosario
FYI you SOB
Jack
I’m sorry ma’am you can pick up your fries at the next window. (Flick wave)
Jack
What are you looking at Rogaine Failure?
Karen
MA’AM, YES MA’AM!
Will
Sorry I’m late. Oh god, that sounded insincere. I’m late!
Karen
How could y-……you d-….(Shake fist) rotten!
Jack
Hey, woman on the verge…..
Will
We don’t need that, thank you…
Will
I did not…that was just an unexpected bonus really….
Will
Stop badgering me with your $10 words!
Jack