Will & Grace

Question 1

Ooh, I’m alive with pleasure now!

Answer 1

Jack

Question 2

What’s with the cap? Was your hairdo doing a dippity don’t?

Answer 2

Karen

Question 3

Go ahead caller, you’re on the air….

Answer 3

Jack

Question 4

We’re gonna need some pepto.

Answer 4

Jack

Question 5

Sorry I’m late, my driver hit a pedestrian and we had to stop and blah blah, uh.

Answer 5

Karen

Question 6

(Hold hand) You understand that would be wrong, don’t you?

Answer 6

Grace

Question 7

Hmm (smile when ordered)

Answer 7

Karen

Question 8

So what’s cookin’, average lookin’?

Answer 8

Jack

Question 9

I’m listening, don’t mistake me for your mother!

Answer 9

Jack

Question 10

No (offended). Do you wash your face with ugly soap?

Answer 10

Grace

Question 11

Well you know the old saying,”Crudités, gone tomorrow” (snort)

Answer 11

Grace

Question 12

Kumbaya!

Answer 12

Will

Question 13

Why are you an awful heinous breeder of discord?

Answer 13

Grace

Question 14

They’re like Siamese twins who are joined at their boring personalities

Answer 14

Karen

Question 15

Who Jiffy Popped her head?

Answer 15

Karen

Question 16

I’ll squash you like a wormy apple!

Answer 16

Rosario

Question 17

FYI you SOB

Answer 17

Jack

Question 18

I’m sorry ma’am you can pick up your fries at the next window. (Flick wave)

Answer 18

Jack

Question 19

What are you looking at Rogaine Failure?

Answer 19

Karen

Question 20

MA’AM, YES MA’AM!

Answer 20

Will

Question 21

Sorry I’m late. Oh god, that sounded insincere. I’m late!

Answer 21

Karen

Question 22

How could y-……you d-….(Shake fist) rotten!

Answer 22

Jack

Question 23

Hey, woman on the verge…..

Answer 23

Will

Question 24

We don’t need that, thank you…

Answer 24

Will

Question 25

I did not...that was just an unexpected bonus really....

Answer 25

Will

Question 26

Stop badgering me with your $10 words!

Answer 26

Jack

Question 27

Boy, you try to be nice....

Answer 27

Karen

Question 28

How could she not know, what is she, headless?

Answer 28

Karen

Question 29

Sarah Jessica Parker, hide me!

Answer 29

Jack

Question 30

WH-at? (Arms straight out, separate in one move)

Answer 30

Jack

Question 31

You're disproportionally large head gives you a marionette-like quality..

Answer 31

Jack

Question 32

And I say that with love....

Answer 32

Will

Question 33

Thank you Lord and Lady Hateful

Answer 33

Jack

Question 34

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to return to a world of polite people with normal sized heads.

Answer 34

Jack

Question 35

You look like that guy on 3rd avenue that tried to sell me his toothbrush.

Answer 35

Will

Question 36

I'm sorry that....but you gotta look at it this way.... It's incredibly entertaining for me...

Answer 36

Will

Question 37

You have a normal repressed passive aggressive panty wearing mother.

Answer 37

Grace

Question 38

Can I take you to my therapist? Cause he thinks I'm making you up.

Answer 38

Grace

Question 39

That's like saying Vodka is just a morning beverage...

Answer 39

Karen

Question 40

Master plan? What are you Simon Barsinister?

Answer 40

Will

Question 41

If you have a problem with that, then it's something you should take up with your pharmacist....

Answer 41

Will

Question 42

Have you been hanging from power lines?

Answer 42

Will

Question 43

This must be what bad breath tastes like.

Answer 43

Grace

Question 44

So.....no coffee?

Answer 44

Karen

Question 45

If this is what it means to live on a budget then, what the hell...

Answer 45

Karen

Question 46

It's funny, my interest in this conversation just went from here to here...

Answer 46

Will

Question 47

And your lips can go from here to here ...

Answer 47

Grace

Question 48

You know that Told You song? Comes with a special dance....here's a little preview...

Answer 48

Grace

Question 49

You know what else is kinda fun? Tuning you out!

Answer 49

Karen

Question 50

Honey, do you know how many things are wrong with that sentence?

Answer 50

Karen

Question 51

In the great state of Texas, you'd be considered a bitch.

Answer 51

Texan

Question 52

Very good. Now if you can guess my weight, you'll a T shirt that says,"That's really none of your business."

Answer 52

Will

Question 53

How could I have been so blind? (dramatic/hand on forehead)

Answer 53

Will

Question 54

Okay God Bless You

Answer 54

Will

Question 55

It's like asking if you've seen a loser at a Renaissance fair.

Answer 55

Grace

Question 56

Close your mouth, you look like you're missing a chromosome...

Answer 56

Karen

Question 57

That is one polluted stream of consciousness.

Answer 57

Will

Question 58

Ha, ha ha, you're bloated...

Answer 58

Jack

Question 59

Ipecac, I need ipecac.

Answer 59

Jack

Question 60

Let me paint you a little picture. Nobody matters but me, good night!

Answer 60

Karen

Question 61

Was your mother Jeckyl by any chance?

Answer 61

Grace

Question 62

That outfit is a fiesta del failure.

Answer 62

Karen

Question 63

What it must be like to live inside that head.

Answer 63

Karen

Question 64

Oh come on Francis.

Answer 64

Will

Question 65

Bad, bad, bad, bad...(slapping face with both hands)

Answer 65

Grace