Who Said That Flashcards
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Boromir
I feel something. A slight tingling in my fingers. I think it’s affecting me
Legolas
Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?
Legolas
If you want him, come and claim him!
Arwen
Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.
Great! Where are we going?
Elrond and Pippin
Nobody tosses a dwarf.
Gimli
That still only counts as one!
Gimili
A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Gandolf
Nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a Dark Lord, and something about the end of the world, but… Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don’t hurt me. Don’t turn me into anything… unnatural.
Sam
Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of… mission… quest… thing.
Pippin
I’ve thought of an ending for my book - “And he lived happily ever after… to the end of his days.”
Bilbo
It’s a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no telling where you might be swept off to.
Bilbo
Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you
Gandolf
Well, here’s one dwarf she won’t ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox.
[elves appear, covering them with arrows at point-blank range]
The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.
Gimli and Haldir
Before you came along, we Bagginses were very well thought of.
Indeed?
Never had any adventures or did anything unexpected.
If you’re referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door.
Whatever you did, you’ve been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.
Frodo and Gandolf
Something draws near. I can feel it
Legolas
They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
Legolas
If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they’re not, I’d say we were taking the long way around.
Gimli
Fly you fools!
Gandolf
Dwarf doors are invisible when closed.
Yes, Gimli, their own masters cannot find them, if their secrets are forgotten.
Why doesn’t that surprise me?
Gimli, Gandolf, Legolas
I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves… Men… and Orcs.
What are you going to do, then?
Knock your head against these doors…….! And if that does not shatter them, and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions, I will try to find the opening words.
Gandolf and Pippin
For you….. Elven rope, made of Hithline.
Thank You M’Lady… Have you ran out of those nice shiny daggers?
Galadriel and Sam
It reads: The doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak friend and enter.
What d’you suppose that means?
Oh, it’s quite simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password, and the doors will open.
Gandolf and Merry
