War at Home Flashcards
It’s about time, what do you want for lunch?
So tired, don’t want to go to school
Some of my teachers really suck. There’s no one in my lunch
Just want to go to sleep
What did you hear?
Dude, our country just got like totally annihilated, man!
What??
Yes! Dude, the pentagon’s like the shit of our whole country. We’re going down!
First Period. Social studies.
When I got home my mom was waiting outside, and I was like, damn it
Turned on CNN
NPR
…Prediction of the third anti-christ coming out of the Middle East. This frightens me.
I am unaffected. I am sadly comfortable
My mother
Hello?
…on East 93rd street, five miles away, they couldn’t even see the smoke
Hello?
…was supposed to be in the city
I didn’t know anyone
…so I told him what a total moron he was and told him to f off. We haven’t spoken since
I called my friend at 8:30 and I was like, “Are you okay?”
Yeah, ha, I’m fine
Man I’m sick to death of all this death and destruction
Some people, my dad for example, say war is the best and only solution sometimes. I don’t want to believe that.
Dude, America is so f-ed up man. I can’t believe we’re bombing!
Ash-ghanistan
I mostly don’t think about it. It’s just in my head
Sixth Period. Modified math
Ok, so the date of the attack is, like, 9-1-1? Like the emergency number, how weird is that?
…..Afganistan, 11 letters
Woah man my NAME has 11 letters. How scared should I be? I’m going into hiding, like NOW. The terrorists are after me! There must be someplace on planet Earth I can hide… but no, PLANET EARTH has 11 letters! Maybe Nostradamus can help me- no WAY he’s got 11 letters too! The Red Cross? T-H-E-R-E-D-C… 11 letters! Somebody help me. Send me email! No, don’t- SEND ME EMAIL has 11 letters too!!! Will this never end? I’m going insane! GOING INSANE…11 letters! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
How many letters in RONDOUT HIGH?
ELEVEN!!!!!!
