War at Home

Question 1

It’s about time, what do you want for lunch?

Answer 1

So tired, don’t want to go to school

Question 2

Some of my teachers really suck. There’s no one in my lunch

Answer 2

Just want to go to sleep

Question 3

What did you hear?

Answer 3

Dude, our country just got like totally annihilated, man!

Question 4

What??

Answer 4

Yes! Dude, the pentagon’s like the shit of our whole country. We’re going down!

Question 5

First Period. Social studies.

Answer 5

When I got home my mom was waiting outside, and I was like, damn it

Question 6

Turned on CNN

Answer 6

NPR

Question 7

…Prediction of the third anti-christ coming out of the Middle East. This frightens me.

Answer 7

I am unaffected. I am sadly comfortable

Question 8

My mother

Answer 8

Hello?

Question 9

…on East 93rd street, five miles away, they couldn’t even see the smoke

Answer 9

Hello?

Question 10

…was supposed to be in the city

Answer 10

I didn’t know anyone

Question 11

…so I told him what a total moron he was and told him to f off. We haven’t spoken since

Answer 11

I called my friend at 8:30 and I was like, “Are you okay?”

Question 12

Yeah, ha, I’m fine

Answer 12

Man I’m sick to death of all this death and destruction

Question 13

Some people, my dad for example, say war is the best and only solution sometimes. I don’t want to believe that.

Answer 13

Dude, America is so f-ed up man. I can’t believe we’re bombing!

Question 14

Ash-ghanistan

Answer 14

I mostly don’t think about it. It’s just in my head

Question 15

Sixth Period. Modified math

Answer 15

Ok, so the date of the attack is, like, 9-1-1? Like the emergency number, how weird is that?

Question 16

…..Afganistan, 11 letters

Answer 16

Woah man my NAME has 11 letters. How scared should I be? I’m going into hiding, like NOW. The terrorists are after me! There must be someplace on planet Earth I can hide… but no, PLANET EARTH has 11 letters! Maybe Nostradamus can help me- no WAY he’s got 11 letters too! The Red Cross? T-H-E-R-E-D-C… 11 letters! Somebody help me. Send me email! No, don’t- SEND ME EMAIL has 11 letters too!!! Will this never end? I’m going insane! GOING INSANE…11 letters! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Question 17

How many letters in RONDOUT HIGH?

Answer 17

ELEVEN!!!!!!