Vesicare Flashcards
No problem Curtis. It was nice seeing you.
(Wait awkwardly) Uhhh I do have one question.
Yeah. shoot.
I’m tired.
(I’m tired.
Dr. Fleener)
Okay.
umm…IM TIRED OF MISSING THE IMPORTANT MOMENTS IN LIFE
excuse me?
I’M TIRED OF CONSTANTLY WORRYING ABOUT LOSING CONTROL
What..what..are you talking about?
(Get up) (walk stage left)
Sometimes it feels like there is a big sign on my head that tells the whole world I have overactive bladder. I’m tired of leaving the party to go to the bathroom.
Are you saying you have overactive bladder?
I’m tired of having to duck out of the auditorium during my daughter’s orchestra recital.
(Hop back on stool)
Curtis, you don’t have any kids.
What do you think of vesicare?
(What do you think of vesicare?)
What?
I think it’s time I ask my doctor about Vesicare
Are you quoting a commercial?
Don’t worry doctor…
“Don’t worry doctor. I don’t have certain types of….
Stomach
Don’t worry doctor. I don’t have certain types of STOMACH…
Urinary
Don’t worry doctor. I don’t have certain types of STOMACH, URINARY, or…
Glaucoma problems
Don’t worry doctor. I don’t have certain types of stomach, urinary, or glaucoma problems.
And I will let you know right away if I experience severe stomach pain, painful urination, or constipation that lasts longer than 3 days.
“And I will let you know right away if I experience…
severe stomach pain
“And I will let you know right away if I experience severe stomach pain,
Painful urination
And I will let you know right away if I experience severe stomach pain, painful urination,
or constipation that lasts longer than 3 days.
Ok…so you want me to prescribe you Vesicare?
(Back to seat)
(very sheepishly)
…Yeah…I wanted…I wanted to talk to my doctor about vesicare.
Here…now I’m afraid to ask this but is there anything else you would like to discuss?
(Get up)
It’s time for me to live my life, instead of watching it pass me by
It’s time for me to live my life, instead of watching it pass me by
Dr. Fleener
(dismissively)
That’s great
It’s time for me to take back control of my life
It’s time for me to take back control of my life
Dr. Fleener
(growing increasingly fed up with Curtis)
yep…are you gonna stop anytime…
It’s time…
It’s time…
Dr. Fleener
nope…
For me to take care…with Vesicare.
Everything looks good Curtis. Just stay active and watch what you eat and you should be just fine. If you don’t have any other questions we can schedule your physical for next year and you can be on your way.
Ok. Thanks Doctor.
