Urinetown Flashcards
Penny: You hear the news? They carted Old So-and-So off to Urinetown the other day.
Is that so? What he do?
Penny: oh, such-and-such, I hear.
Well, what do you know. Old So-and-So.
Hope: Excuse me, sir, but can you tell me the way to the private company that controls these public bathrooms?
You mean Urine Good Company?
Lockstock: You’ll meet the guy who runs Urine Good Company later. That there’s his daughter.
It’s quite a ways from here, ma’am. This here is the bad part of town.
Hope: So it is
But if you squint, you can just make out their headquarters rising above the skyline.
Hope: The gleaming tower on the hill?
That’s the one.
Hope: Gosh, it’s beautiful.
You most certainly are.
Hope: Pardon?
It most certainly is.
Hope: Oh dear, i’m late already. Thanks ever so much for the directions and such. Bye!
Anytime.
Tiny Tom: No shorter than yesterday. Unless I’ve grown. (1)
He’s my pa, Mrs. Pennywise. Can’t he come in for free? Just this once?
Penny: And I don’t pay them with promises, see… And I’m to tell ya, ya is gonna pay!
But Ms. Penny-
Pennywise: [sung] For the privilege to pee.
But Ms. Pennywise-
The Poor: Lowly me!
But, Ms. Pennywise-
Penny & the poor: Wah!
Pa! Hey Pa, what are you doing!? Have you lost your mind?!
Old Man Strong: Bobby!
Pa!
Old Man Strong: Don’t forget me, Bobby!
I won’t, Pa!
Old Man Strong: and tell yer mother… Tell yer mother that I love her!
I will, Pa! I will!
Lockstock: [Sung] Off to the dockery! Don’t be like him.
“What became of him?” What do you mean by that?
Soupy Sue: We’ll all pay, Bobby Strong! Always and forever, just so long as you keep letting us pay!
Oh, Pa! What’s to become of you?
Hope: Even criminals.
Even policeman?
Barrel: Out a bit late, don’t you think?
Out late taking care of another late-night rush is all. There’s talk of more fee hikes, people are getting edgy.
Lockstock: Are they? Well, I’m glad to hear you were otherwise engaged. Wouldn’t want to put you under suspicion for taking a late-night-behind-the-bushes-
I don’t need to do that anymore, officers. Not while I work for Penny, I don’t.
Barrel: But you still need to keep your head out of the clouds now, don’t you?
What do you mean by that?
Lockstock: What he means is, you’re a good boy, Bobby Strong. See that you don’t end up like your father.
And how did my father end up?
Hope: You were rather brave with them.
I don’t care for policeman. Not those two, anyway.
Hope: Policeman protect the peace.
Do they?
Hope: Usually.
Didn’t I see you down by the amenity this morning?
Hope: That was me. I was rushing off to work, first day.
Find your way all right?
Hope: The gleaming tower on the hill? Couldn’t miss it.
Beautiful.
Hope: It’s rather shiny, that’s true enough.
Did you mean what you said to those policeman? About everyone having a heart?
Hope: Well, sure I did.
Because… Well, because mine feels awful cold just now.
Hope: Cold?
Or empty. One of the two.
Hope: Not because of me, I hope?
Oh no. Because of something I did.
Tiny Tom: No shorter than yesterday. Unless I’ve grown. (2)
Or, rather, some thing I didn’t do.
Hope: If it feels cold, then it must still be there, don’t you think?
Unless there’s a vacuum where it used to be.
Hope: A vacuum? In your chest? It sounds so implausible.
I did something wrong this morning is all I’m trying to say. I can’t seem to get it out of my head.
Hope: The vacuum?
My action. I let someone down that I love dearly. I feel really bad about it.
Hope: Well, maybe that’s nature’s way of telling you that now is the time to lift someone up?
Really?
Hope: Sure. Do you think you’d be feeling as bad as you do if you didn’t have a heart?
I don’t know. I suppose not.
Hope: [Sung] Follow your heart.
Follow my heart? But to where?
Hope: To wherever your heart tells you to go.
Even… there?
Hope: Even to the clouds, if thats what your heart commands. What’s it saying now?
I don’t know. I don’t know how to listen to my heart.
Hope: You have to listen carefully. Here, let me try.
Do you-
Hope: You see there? Even your heart knows you should follow your heart.
“Peace and joy.” “Plenty of water.” I guess I do want those things.
Hope: There’s something else your heart was saying. Maybe something I shouldn’t have heart.
There was?
Hope: I think so. It was barely audible, but I definitely heard something.
Well? What was it?
Hope: “Someone is waiting there?” Why, my heart was saying those exact words just the other day.
It was?
Hope: Sure it was. “Squalor and noise,” “hopes and joys.” It was telling me all those things.
I didn’t know two hearts could speak as one.
Hope: Well, good night…
Bobby. Bobby Strong.
Hope: Good night, Bobby Strong.
And good night…
Hope: Hope
Good night, Hope. I won’t forget what you said, about the clouds and my heart.
Hope: Wait a minute, when can I see you again?
In this darkness I’m afraid you can’t see me at all. But a bright, shining world is waiting to start, I can feel it. Come to Amenity Number Nine tomorrow. I’ll show it to you.
Pennywise: And it’ll be off to Urinetown for me if I don’t. Now get in line and have your money ready– the new fee-hike money that is!
Ms. Pennywise!