ur mom

Question 1

ur moma so fat she falls off boths sides of the bed

Answer 1

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Question 2

ur moma so fat when i took a picture of her from last christmas it is still printing

Answer 2

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Question 3

ur mama so dumb she thought the red socks was a shoe’s store

Answer 3

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Question 4

ur mama so ugly the second she steps outside the grass around her instantly dies.

Answer 4

…..no excuse…..

Question 5

ur mama so fat whenever she went to buy groceries she would buy the entire store

Answer 5

…..its just ur mama……

Question 6

ur mama so dumb she uses the end of a hammer to screw screws in.

Answer 6

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Question 7

ur mama so ugly that the sun would never shine on her.

Answer 7

…..j….

Question 8

ur mama so dumb she ate drinks and she drank food

Answer 8

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Question 9

your mama so fat that she clogs the entire sewer when she goes poop

Answer 9

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Question 10

yo mama so fat when she fell i didnt laugh the sidewalk cracked up

Answer 10

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Question 11

yo mama so fat it took me 2 busses and 1 train to get to her good side

Answer 11

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Question 12

yo mama so fat that it takes her 12 hours to get dressed

Answer 12

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Question 13

yo mama so lonely that she names her farts

Answer 13

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Question 14

yo mama so dumb that she thought trees came from the sky

Answer 14

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Question 15

yo mama so dumb that she puts shoes on first, then socks.

Answer 15

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Question 16

yo mama so ugly that whenever she looked at herself in the mirror, the mirror would break.

Answer 16

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