this is what happens when I'm bored

Question 1

what happens when you die?

Answer 1

I don’t know ‘cause no one’s ever lived to tell the tale

Question 2

who is the stupidest character of all time?

Answer 2

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Question 3

when you ask Noah how he’s doing and he says “muy perfecto”, is this a true statement?

Answer 3

no. perfect cannot be more perfect because then regular perfect wouldn’t be perfect enough

Question 4

is the world round?

Answer 4

depends who you ask

Question 5

what is backwards backwards?

Answer 5

forwards.

Question 6

if everyone is unique does that mean that no one is unique because everyone is unique so being unique is no longer unique?

Answer 6

yes

Question 7

why is Mario the way he is?

Answer 7

because he’s Mario

Question 8

sandwiches?

Answer 8

yes.

Question 9

best retro game of all time:
A. Super Mario
B. Donkey Kong
C. The Legend of Zelda

Answer 9

D. PacMan

Question 10

how do frogs breathe?

Answer 10

through their skin, obviously.

Question 11

do spiders drink blood?

Answer 11

they do not. they melt their prey and drink them.

Question 12

what is the best tool when speaking?

Answer 12

SARCASM

Question 13

Cheese-Its or Cheetos?

Answer 13

Yes.

Question 14

I am green. what am I?

Answer 14

green. if you didn’t say that you can’t read

Question 15

what am I?

Answer 15

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Question 16

how do turtles breathe?

Answer 16

through their butts. how else?