This is so high yield

Question 1

How do you diagnose sepsis?

Answer 1

Positive blood culture, ALWAYS

Question 2

When is high potassium a medical emergency?

Answer 2

NEVER

Question 3

Who’s got the microphone?

Answer 3

Bathroom time!

Question 4

Are small groups or large groups better?

Answer 4

Whichever one you don’t like

Question 5

What is the diagnosis?

Answer 5

Type II Autoimmune Polyglandular Syndrome, also known as WTF Syndrome

Question 6

A man is HIV+. What is the diagnosis?

Answer 6

Anything but AIDS

Question 7

Are you studying enough?

Answer 7

No

Question 8

What happens when you choose to eat dinner instead of study for Step 1?

Answer 8

You kill your future patients

Question 9

What is the diagnosis?

Answer 9

Hairy cell leukemia

Question 10

What is the most common disease ever?

Answer 10

Amyloidosis

Question 11

What is Amyloid P?

Answer 11

That’s a great question

Question 12

What is the second most common disease ever?

Answer 12

Lupus

Question 13

Is dialysis important?

Answer 13

No

Question 14

del(6);inv,(7p,4q)-beep-beep-t(13,17) What is the diagnosis?

Answer 14

Chronic myelomonogamous anemia