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Question 1

I try to warn people, but it comes up anyway.

Answer 1

My name’s Debbie.

Question 2

Hi. Do you know if—

Answer 2

I have a lot of deep-seated emotional issues, but on the
surface I seem normal.

Question 3

Right

Answer 3

You’ll find out later. You want to be friends?

Question 4

I can’t be expected to remember everything I say!

Answer 4

All right let’s go.

Question 4

Aren’t we ready for the health inspectors?

Answer 4

Stick with me, kid. And don’t trust anybody. You know,
nineteen dollars an hour isn’t enough for this.

Question 5

You’re making nineteen dollars an hour?

Answer 5

Its a crime, isnt it?

Question 6

I’m making six.

Answer 6

Didn’t you negotiate your contract?

Question 7

You could do that?

Answer 7

Sure, you never take their first offer. Their first offer to me
was nothing except keeping the change that I found on the floor.

Question 8

Oh. I just kind of thought you took what they offered.

Answer 8

Huh. No. All right go get me th e can of Crisco, we have to
grease the slides up so the kids will slide right out.

Question 9

Why is everything around here a video?

Answer 9

That way they don’t have to talk to us. It makes their jobs easier

Question 10

Friend?

Answer 10

Yes, I am your friend, but you need to go back in the hole!

Question 11

Hole scary.

Answer 11

I know. I know. Just for a little bit.

Question 12

Scabby sad.

Answer 12

It’s okay. Back in the hole.

Question 13

much how you get your food.

Answer 13

Stop it!

Question 14

What kinda place you runnin’ here?

Answer 14

A store in full compliance with federal health guidelines?

Question 15

Do you have a manager?

Answer 15

Im the manager.

Question 16

What!

Answer 16

In the event the manager is unable to fill his or her duties,
the counter girl with the most experi ence will fill in as manager, it’s
in our by-laws.

Question 17

What?

Answer 17

How did he die anyway?

Question 18

I’m asking the questions here.

Answer 18

But how do we know he wa s murdered? Maybe he had a
heart attack or something

Question 19

I can’t believe I’ve been working next to a vegetarian.

Answer 19

I thought you were my friend.

Question 20

She dead!

Answer 20

She’s a zombie! Kill her!

Question 21

Wait no I just fainted

Answer 21

I don’t believe you! We have to cut off her head! She’s
here to eat our brains!

Question 22

Brains?

Answer 22

No Scabby!!

Question 23

Man, that’s some kinda vocab word! Germane?

Answer 23

Isnt that one of the jackson five?

Question 24

What

Answer 24

Sorry kid, its true

Question 25

Scabby

Answer 25

You leave Scabby alone.

Question 26

Well finally someone said it. It was about time.

Answer 26

No Scabby, you just don’t have very good skin tone.

Question 27

Scabby love you.

Answer 27

That’s nice, Scabby. Quiet. We’re friends.

Question 28

Friends?

Answer 28

That’s right, friends.

Question 29

Friends eat brains?

Answer 29

No Scabby, quiet!

Question 30

Tell me!

Answer 30

That’s enough! Leave him alone! Can’t you see that within
that twisted and hunchbacked exte rior lies an equally twisted and
hunchbacked heart? And can’t you see that within that horribly
twisted heart lies a soul? And in that soul is the man I love!

Question 31

Oh Debbie. You gotta pick better boyfriends. I mean,
if you’re not judging somebody by their appearance, what have you
really got to go on?

Answer 31

I don’t care that he smells ba d! I don’t care that he doesn’t
even know my name! Look at him, I mean, look at him! He’s really
ugly.

Question 32

Man, you buggin’.

Answer 32

I am buggin’, I’m buggin’ for this man! And no one can
stop me!

Question 33

Debbie?

Answer 33

What Scabby?

Question 34

Scabby not attracted to you. Scabby want to be friends.
Oh. Diss.

Answer 34

What?

Question 35

Sorry.

Answer 35

Noooooo!