theater Flashcards
I try to warn people, but it comes up anyway.
My name’s Debbie.
Hi. Do you know if—
I have a lot of deep-seated emotional issues, but on the
surface I seem normal.
Right
You’ll find out later. You want to be friends?
I can’t be expected to remember everything I say!
All right let’s go.
Aren’t we ready for the health inspectors?
Stick with me, kid. And don’t trust anybody. You know,
nineteen dollars an hour isn’t enough for this.
You’re making nineteen dollars an hour?
Its a crime, isnt it?
I’m making six.
Didn’t you negotiate your contract?
You could do that?
Sure, you never take their first offer. Their first offer to me
was nothing except keeping the change that I found on the floor.
Oh. I just kind of thought you took what they offered.
Huh. No. All right go get me th e can of Crisco, we have to
grease the slides up so the kids will slide right out.
Why is everything around here a video?
That way they don’t have to talk to us. It makes their jobs easier
Friend?
Yes, I am your friend, but you need to go back in the hole!
Hole scary.
I know. I know. Just for a little bit.
Scabby sad.
It’s okay. Back in the hole.
much how you get your food.
Stop it!
What kinda place you runnin’ here?
A store in full compliance with federal health guidelines?
Do you have a manager?
Im the manager.
What!
In the event the manager is unable to fill his or her duties,
the counter girl with the most experi ence will fill in as manager, it’s
in our by-laws.
What?
How did he die anyway?
I’m asking the questions here.
But how do we know he wa s murdered? Maybe he had a
heart attack or something
I can’t believe I’ve been working next to a vegetarian.
I thought you were my friend.
She dead!
She’s a zombie! Kill her!
Wait no I just fainted
I don’t believe you! We have to cut off her head! She’s
here to eat our brains!
Brains?
No Scabby!!
Man, that’s some kinda vocab word! Germane?
Isnt that one of the jackson five?
What
Sorry kid, its true
Scabby
You leave Scabby alone.
Well finally someone said it. It was about time.
No Scabby, you just don’t have very good skin tone.
Scabby love you.
That’s nice, Scabby. Quiet. We’re friends.
Friends?
That’s right, friends.
Friends eat brains?
No Scabby, quiet!
Tell me!
That’s enough! Leave him alone! Can’t you see that within
that twisted and hunchbacked exte rior lies an equally twisted and
hunchbacked heart? And can’t you see that within that horribly
twisted heart lies a soul? And in that soul is the man I love!
Oh Debbie. You gotta pick better boyfriends. I mean,
if you’re not judging somebody by their appearance, what have you
really got to go on?
I don’t care that he smells ba d! I don’t care that he doesn’t
even know my name! Look at him, I mean, look at him! He’s really
ugly.
Man, you buggin’.
I am buggin’, I’m buggin’ for this man! And no one can
stop me!
Debbie?
What Scabby?
Scabby not attracted to you. Scabby want to be friends.
Oh. Diss.
What?
Sorry.
Noooooo!
