The Last Night of Ballyhoo Flashcards
Lala
how do you like the tree so far, Mama?
Where did that star come from?
I bought it at Rich’s.
Take it down!
Why?
Take it down this minute!
I like it.
Jewish Christmas trees don’t have stars.
Why not?
A star is a symbol of the birth of the Messiah.
Oh pooey.
If you have a star on the tree, you might as well go back on down to Rich’s and buy a manger scene and stick it in the front yard.
I’d like that.
Now take down that star.
I wish you two could see yourselves.
Is my hair funny?
Atlanta is the center of the world tonight and you two are going at me over a Christmas tree ornament. We ought to be celebrating.
Celebrating what, I’d like to know
Mama! Clark Gable is less than five miles from this house right this very second..
Drat!
Tonight is the most important event in the history of Atlanta.
I did something wrong. I’m never going to get this sweater finished in time for Sunny to take back to college!
Why certainly not for me?
You have other things to think about.
What?
Ballyhoo.
Ballyhoo is ages away.
Less than two weeks. And nobody’s asked you.
I don’t care!
I do.
Then get somebody to ask you. And leave me alone
Phone Sylvan Weil in Lake Charles. That’s all I ask.
Mama
well why not
girls don’t ask boys to Ballyhoo
Call Lake Charles
I’ve got to get ready to go
where are you going
to town
town for what
the premiere
you don’t have a ticket to the premiere
I don’t care. I’ll still get to see everything.
You mean you’re planning to go down there and stand out in the street
yes
are you crazy
I want to feel the excitement in the crowd. to taste it. to smell it.
it’s the most ridiculous thing I ever heard of - running off downtown by yourself in the dark
you don’t understand I have to
have to?
yes
why?
well I might as well go ahead and tell you the news
what news
I’m writing a novel
Oh my word
it takes place in Atlanta during the Reconstruction period and the title is though your sins be scarlet
well I swan - good for you
anyway, that’s why I have to go be at the premiere
exactly what is why
well mama! obviously my novel will more than likely be made into a movie. So I need to go and see what all a premiere is like
She does not have a point. And I’ll thank you to stay out of this. Lala, for the life of me I don’t know why you waste your time with all this utter foolishness when you could easily do something so much more constructive.
Like what?
Phone that Weil boy in Lake Charles
Mama! Only you could manage to ruin Christmas and Gone with the Wind in one fell swoop
I told her “Relax, Ma. Whaddya think, they put conversion powder in the tap water?”
enter
Good to see ya
Hey
You off somewhere
the world premiere
by yourself?
honestly Uncle Adolph, course not! Eugene Selig and Harold Lillienthal both asked me. I couldn’t make up my mind which one to pick, so we’re all three going together.
I see. Well it’s too bad Joe didn’t know in time. He’s a big fan of Gone with the WIND
Really?
Your uncle is teasing. Truth is, I haven’t gotten around to reading it yet.
I bet you’re the only person in this town who can say that.
Sounds like you got an exciting evening ahead of you.
yes
the premiere and everything
I tell you what. Let’s you and I eat here with the folks and then we can go downtown together and see all the celebrities come out when the movie’s over
I wonder what your two boyfriends would say to that
gene and harold? Fiddle de dee - they can just have a date with each other for all I care
Supper’s served
I never met a Farkas before
Yeah. I seem to be a rare bird down here.
Is that a New York City name?
More or less
Oh good - you must know all the smart supper clubs in Manhattan
Well, truth is I
What’s your favorite
never been to one in my life
I need to know. I’ll more than likely be going to New York very soon.
Stop that!
To meet with publishers about the novel I’m writing.
Scene 2
Do you want to hear it?
Uh sure
From where she sat atop the weathered buckboard wagon, Ropa Ragsdale could see the charred and twisted remains of her beloved plantation
good. real good.
at first I had old family home, but I think beloved plantation has more charm don’t you think? I think I have it
what
Habersham Hall - isn’t that beautiful? Habersham hall
Uh huh. After your street here.
I wasn’t thinking of it that way but yes - of course! This is just about the best address in Atlanta. Did you know that?
Not really
You have only to look at the mailboxes up and down this street and you;ll see half the membership of the Junior League.
Huh
I’ll have you know we are the only Jews on Habersham Road except for one house way on the other side of Paces Ferry where it gets tacky.
Um you think your uncle is ok
of course. He’s just having what we all call his pre snooze snooze. He does this all the time
She’s away at school
Wellesley
Really?
she got the brains, I got the moxie
Oh. a little bird tells me you went to college too
what
college
college? Who told you about that?
Lala attended the University of Michigan for a short time, but she missed all the social goings on her so much that home she came.
Yes. Home I came.
I’ll be home for Pesach though
Pesach
Yes ma’am March or April
good - then you’ll be here for Ballyhoo
What’s ballyhoo
What’s ballyhoo? Why Joe! What a question! But of course you are a Yankee