The Internet is Distracting Flashcards
I don’t know. Aren’t you a little tired of cat videos?
No! What kind of a horrible question is that?
I don’t know. There’s just so many of them.
I don’t know. There’s just so many of them.
Hey, I gotta go. Mom’s being really annoying about this Gatsby paper.
Alright, I’ll see ya later. Oh, hey, I’m thinking of making a meme out of Boxing Cat, so if you have any good meme headings let me know. I’m thinking of “This cat likes to PUNCH!”
I don’t think that makes sense.
Micah, it’s the internet. To be successful you don’t have to “make sense” as long as what you’re doing is loud and repetitive.
Hi, welcome to Wikipedia, a-
Hey, you’re back. Did you finish your essay?
No, not yet. I forgot what color the light was in The Great Gatsby.
What light?
The… light. The light that haunts Jay Gatsby. Daisy’s light. I can’t remember what color it is, and I know Mr. Fishbine will knock off points if I get its color wrong so..
I don’t remember there being a light. But I skipped through a lot of it. Oh! Hey, have you seen the Great Catsby? It’s way better than the book. Open YouTube!
No! No more cat videos! I have to work. Close now!
That cat just recited The Great Gatsby in perfect English. How are you not impressed by that!?!
Taylor, I’m sure the cat didn’t actually just talk. His mouth was probably animated-
AngryChickenNugget229 said that it was real!
Oh, well if AngryChickenNugget229 says it’s true-
Micah! He has like 30,000 followers on Twitter. He’s a legit influencer with-
cue-Taylor, I can’t argue with you right now. I just have to finish this, so can we talk later?
me-Just DM again when you’re done.
cue-Nothing! Never mind. Hey, Taylor just sent you a DM. Would you like to see it?
me-Hey! I just thought of something to help with the Gatsby paper., I just remembered Rachel Tundry got an A on her Great Gatsby paper last year. She might be worth DM-ing.
cue-That’s a great idea! Thanks.
me-Yeah. If she doesn’t get back to you right away just remember she’s does that makeup tutorial show now. So if she’s recording, she probably won’t respond until she’s done.
cue- What? Rachel Tundry has a makeup tutorial show? I thought she wanted to be a vet.
me- Yeah, but then her cousin got her into fashion and now all she wants to do is makeup tutorials. She posts like three videos a day. And they are… very intense. She has a lot of energy. A lot. I guess you have to if you do those kinds of videos.
cue-No! Forget it! you are too self-absorbed, I’ll find it somewhere else! Close Facetime! DM Taylor.
me-Hey. How did it go with Rachel?
